N-no singles rule is just a meme guys haha

>n-no singles rule is just a meme guys haha

If you've never pooped into your hand in the shower, you're missing out. The smell is magnified a hundred fold by the warmth of the shower, and you get to practice your bball skills trying to throw it into the toilet...all without leaving the comfort of the hot water.

>I'm kino
Awfully bold claim there, dr climate change

>that lorax poster
Have memes gone too far?

trying this later.

who's Bald Nur?

inb4 autistic user posts the meme list

"This is a cinema announcement. All singles must proceed to the Purple Zone. All singles to the Purple Zone. Thank you and enjoy the flick"

Just tried it. feels good man. Not even meming

kek wo ist das?

>Bald Nur, I'm kino
what did he mean by this

>austria is a meme

>go to local kinoplex by myself
>see a sign that reads "no singles policy strictly enforced"
>time to improvise
>get my phone out and pretend I’m speaking to my imaginary gf
>walk to the ticket dispenser and mumble to the phone "hurry up babe, I already bought the tickets"
>"Can I have TWO tickets for Moana, please" I tell the ticket selling professional
>Sure thing, sir...
>phone starts ringing
>guards catch my bluff and send 3 armored falcons to incapacitate me
>too slow to unshed my katana
>they rip my trench coat to shreds and I get escorted out of the premises with a warning and a $5,000 dollar fine

I couldn't even make it to the crab legs buffet

>someone calling you
serves you right fo rbeing a normalfag

...

just pass the penis inspection and you can buy single tickets and bring your own pizza.... I mean it's hard (both the physical and written exam) but if you care about going solo to movies it's worth the investment in my opinion....

Ibe tune u wbe tti w anmoivie theatre and i went alone and the guy thrwe me out, i swear to god

>he thinks the written exam was hard

KEK Suck a lemon, dork. Hit the road, jack. You're not hip to the jive to swing with us cool cats, jive turkey.

This.

What a pretentious douche.

>einzelpersonnen
German always give me the keks

I always take some Viagra beforehand to pass the penis inspection. Just thought I'd share a tip.

Das war direkt nach dem Amoklauf in der The Dark Knight Rises Premiere, typischer Reaktionismus.

Wrong.

It's very real, you pathetic and disgusting single.

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A ORANGE BLOB

>not getting a 7.5 hour boner at the mere thought of going to the theater
Casual