Where's Vader? Oh where is that man, this-

Where's Vader? Oh where is that man, this-

Speak of the Sith, and he shall appear.

What the hell is going on? Do I look like I'm running the Death Stat right now? Your hit on the rebellion, it didn't work, my friend, and now you have my Imperial forces going around the galaxy at 24 hours a day - how exactly is that supposed to help my command unit protect the Death Star?

Daggetposting

sithposting

Do you feel in charge?

>do you feel in command?

YOU'RE NOT

*jabs finger into Vaders chest*

IN CHARGE HERE

*jabs finger into Vaders chest again*

BIG GUY!

>Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director
What is this, fucking reddit?

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Yeah I thought that line was cheesy as fuck

This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>apology accepted, Captain Needa :^)))))

No different to Vaders other snarky lines.

"Apology accepted Captain Needa" is one example.

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Fuck you

Fuck, now Vader gets to force punch me

Aspiration, besides the normie meaning, also means to inhale or to accidentally have foreign objects go down the windpipe, which could lead to choking

That's not quite as cheesy as a fucking pun though.

Don't forget the one from earlier in Empire when he's storming Echo Base and he goes "talk about a frosty reception!"

Thanks Sup Forums for explaining all the marvel quips

>daggetposting

Have we started the fire?

Yes, the aspiration rises

YOU'RE PURE EVIL!

That's menacing irony. Not the same as a fucking pun. "Choke on your aspirations" isn't even a real phrase, at least not that I've heard

Is Mendelsohn good in this?

"Looks like you could use a hand!"

Enough of your lies! Talking to you has been a torturous experience!