HAPPENING

Ayy lmao, 1 hour 30 minutes to first contact

firstcontact.world/

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First Contact is a playful saying for a virgin going to have sex

Alright, Vladimir.. There's more sanctions heading your way.

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>inb4 the message is from some jew dressed as an alium trying to sell snake-oil products

I AM NARGAL FROM THE INFOPLANET
BUY BY WATER FILTERS

>we come in peace

realy mex u fink, huh?

Fuck man, I'm not trying to put up with no god damned aliens shit. I'm sick of the god damned lords of karma and their bullshit. Why didn't them assholes just let us remain as cavemen so we could be humble. Fuck this shit.

Someone explain this shit.

Im on mobile and the stupid live ticker garbage is blocking the whole website.

>Offline! - Trying to reconnect...

Damnit Zoltar, get your shit together

what is this shit?

Shitload of Europeans are visiting a site claiming aliens are about to save them from themselves or something like that.

>Why didn't them assholes just let us remain as cavemen so we could be humble. Fuck this shit.

But that's not entertaining

Elaborate
Who are these eurocucks?
Why do they think they found ayy lmaos?

No idea what this shit is. Guess we'll find out in 1 hour what they're trying to sell us. ayy lmao

There is a live tracker that shows real time country and city visits to the site. It's mostly Europeans. The site is really basic and just makes some very basic claims.

OP is shit posting

We have the technology to traverse the cosmos in the blink of an eye, but we can't change the default font selection on MS Paint.

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The better question is why you would call a man a cuck because he is European

when the fuck is it going to start?

which hale bop comet am i supposed to jump on

TRIPS

>WHEN DOES IT END!?

probably some viral shit for independence day rehash

>Registrant Name: Alfred Steinecker
Registrant Organization:
Registrant Street: Niederreutern 1
Registrant City: Bad Griesbach
Registrant State/Province: Deutschland
Ayyy more muslims for germoney!

Excuse me? Come again?

>Steinecker

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>Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

>Come in peace
>inb4 the ayy lamos tell me to give up my guns

I will be the one to ignite intergalactic war

remember to praise gorloj friends
youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc

Fuck no. He can kick space rocks with his hippy hair cut.

function getETMessage() {
$.ajax({
url: '46.163.66.215:11001',
dataType: 'jsonp',
type: 'GET',
timeout: 3000, // sets timeout to 3 seconds
success: function(data) {
//************************
//Show message to user
$('#ajaxETmessage').html(data.etmessage);
},
error: function(err) {
//Try to reach time server again
alert('Message not available, yet!');
},
complete: function(){
}
});
}

say that to my face faggot see what happens

He ran a whois on the domain.
It's the details of the person who owns the website.

is this supposed to be real or something and why the fuck does it still say im offline

>46.163.66.215

HYPE
Y
P
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Really looking forward to the ayy lmaos.

>The Message to Mankind will be directly addressing everyone at the same time.
yeah, totally legit.

Did you think JavaScript works in posts or are you just retarded?

Ivan is probably drunk

>shady site
Check
>Stupid timer
Check
>"habiddingg!!!" message.
Check.
This kills the thread.

10 MINUTES

Doesn't it make you curious though? Who made this site and to what purpose? Just to troll?

AYY LMAO HYPE

This script from the site and it gets the message.

source ?

firstcontact.world/
check the timer
AYY LMAO HYPE

It says 0 0 0 0 0.

7 min until Putin opens Cheget?

Days Hrs Min Sec
0 0 0 0

burgers at their finest

maybe banned in anglo

3 MINUTE HYPE

They want to invite us to their Cosmic Society? Does that not mean they have contacted the admins of the server beforehand?

>Vote Brexit to stop illegal aliens from taking our jobs.

>Questions & Answers tab
>someone sat down and wrote all that bullshit

damn

Same here just stopped about 5 minutes ago, just say off line trying to reconnect.

>tfw ayys genocide all the anglos for their crimes against the aryan race

Ayy lmaos need better hosting and IT services

works fine here

01:30min left

BLOOD
L
O
O
D

1 minute

Are we dead yet?

fuck off we're full

1 FUCKING MINUTE

Are the Ayy Lmaos in need of refuge?

GERMANY WELCOMES Ayy Lmaos!

Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can crash on Nibiru if you want with the reptilian bros

>all muslims dies

Based ayy

the same reason you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

really makes me think

blyat

HOLY SHIT IT STARTED

>we come in peace

mudslimes from outer space confirmed

>Another non happening

Boy I was sure this was the one, oh well. see you at BREXIT guys :^^^^^)

Real question is:

when do we skype with Ayy Lmaos

>tfw aliens relied on niggers for tech support on first contact

what is this shit lol

it`s gonna be a screamer.

Aliens are obviously using TalkTalk wi-fi because it won't connect in the UK.

GUIZE ANYONE ELSE JUST FEEL THEIR VERBATUM PITCH SHIFT!???111?

GOISE PLOISE MY TRAMPET-THERMOMETIZER JUST REGESTERED A BING

OH SHOIT

>tfw it's real

please dont be a screamer.

im a watching a documentary ?

just muted my sounds

come at me ayys

I'm pretty sure an advanced alien civilization would have better video compression software

How to I stop the space nigger site from saying "offline - trying to reconnect"?

It will be a screamer or DEEZ NUTS or some shit i guarantee it.
I have mine on 5% for the sake of it.

Indeed.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS REDPILL MATERIAL

OH SHIT REQUIEM FOR A DREAM ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

THEY ARE AMONG US

check your compression privileged bipedal mammal

you cant stop trying to appropiate our happenings ya burger

they will save us !

ayy lmaos about to red pill us hard

So it's just a very long video about shit we're already seen with some calming music.

Annnnnnnnnnd now it's playing requiem for a dream

AYY LMAO

Fuck you ayys, I didn't want to watch your video and be a part of your glorious space empire anyway.

>interrupted my pokemon episode for this

I swear, Requiem for a Dream is in 99% of the videos about those extraterrestrial fuckers.

>lemme get IP's for my botnet

You're idiots for clicking that link.

I CALLED THEM DOWN TO THE BIO-SPHERE. GROUND CONTROL To MAJOR TOM, I CAN FEEL THEIR VIBRATIONS. CONTACT IS IMMINENT. JESUS IS BACK.

>Offline! - Trying to reconnect...

no knowledge for me