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the period between sunday afternoon and sunday night edition

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need a bf

anime

gave myself an anal enema because im thinking of trying out being a gay bottom (totally straight but just a bit bored of life)

sort of exciting experience
sort of not pleasant though.

keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

the right wingers are in high quantities here yet none of them wants to stand up and take action outside of virtual life
quite sure if all of them formed an entity they would either autodestruct or achieve great things

I'm back

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*enters Londis to get a few things*
*sees you queuing up at the till*
*recognises you from /brit/*
*gives a you a smile and a nod*

God save the Queen and fuck America

niggers are to black

>Still blathering on

how do i stop being so terrible at sex?

have had sex with 11 different women and never made one cum

Only way they are close is when they are on top because i can last longer than 3 minutes

>doggystyle: done in 2 minutes
>missionary: done in like 20 pumps, especially when they tell me to fuck harder

>Pass user since 2016

britain is rubbish

Lads, what's a good word for a basic no-name soldier made to do their master's bidding? Is 'grunt' a recognisable term here? I'm thinking about pawn but not everybody knows chess...

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no one here is actually right wing, its just a joke

Blur > Oasis

yuzu

Trips confirm :(

Exactly the same lad. Need help

Aisha's sister is stacked

Good lad

very happy that my posts find a public, even if its one arseblasted lonely teenager who found in worshipping past ideals his own way of being subversive

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proofs

lackey

we;re just inferior

>keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

reminder

Off the train

Waiting for the bus

Nice to know that i have provided some human contact for you

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i've gotta say, so far, this gay sex lark seems very unnatural and uncomfortable.

if she can't cum it's her fault

*does something*

he is so mad he resorts to such pathetic come backs
just throw the towel mate

>keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

egg

>tfw consider moving my job to the UK (gf is from there and wants to move back for a year or 2)
>look at the exact same job available in UK (i work at aon)
>literally $20k less salary
>significantly more expensive price of living in london

why are your salaries so fucking low?

WHAT THE FUCK

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cant win

he's probably not wrong

yeah im not too happy aboiut this 2bh. kind of off putting might just not try gay sex.

stupid white BITCH

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I must be hitting levels of creep that shouldn't even be possible.

Doe, a deer, a female deer

>this projecting

Just had an argument with my mum

She was complaining about not being able to watch TV
So I got off the PS4

10 minutes later while still glued to her phone she called me a bastard and complained about me not getting off the TV

I repeatedly called her a bitch and asked if I needed to physically put the remote into her hand
She then claimed I got of the PS4 because I wanted to, not for her sake
I called her a bitch again and told her to stop judging others by her standards

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Does spider have puss puss?

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now he is using the memeconcept created by the meme jewish psychoanalyst in a last attempt of getting something out of this
he just keeps going

Not a pickle

anime
anime
anime

British people are the greatest

is 2 days work enough to pass a driving theory???

How and why

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Harry potter 6 is a really weird movie actually not sure I'm a fan of it
Worst book and worst film

you're supposed to bite bananas stupid slag

would you have liked to have a twin?

How many of these do you have, bro?

>leftist attacking jews again

Besides we both know that i am the only one who has bothered talking to you in days, you dont want me to stop

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is 2 days enough to pass driving theory

>movie
fuck off yank

5 is a pretty bad book too

6 is more filler-y though

What was your biggest ever redpill lads?


Mine was Taxation is theft.

white privilege is real.
the politically uneducated should not be allowed to vote.
freedom of speech is not always a good idea.
concealed carry laws are racist.
christianity is not better than islam.
alcohol should be treated like hard drugs.
unvaccinated children should not be allowed to attend public schools.

PLEASE post some british slags

how do I even engage society without coming off as a massive creep anyway?

I'm not attractive so its not like I'm going to have bitches instantly swarming toward me the moment I step out
>unless they do

Really liked 7 the first part. something so comfy about them going around and camping and listening to the radio for updates.

Harry and hermoine should've just ended up together desu

Do you have moar?

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Work in the morning, lads

think it only takes like half an hour mate

dont fucking care about you answering my posts you stupid fuck

HE'S HERE

>dad says that it's a shame that I'm not gay because I'd be a star-catch with the size of my turds

what on earth did he mean by this

literally doing a poo right now

>do the enema thing
>already kind of awkward but sort of get used to how its meant to be done
>keep discharging poo from my rectum

while later
>urge to fart
>go to the bathroom to fart
>notice i discharged some sort anus mucus

is this what gays really go through to experience love?

only awake for game of thrones

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Sounds like daddy wants to bum you

You're just playing hard so you dont seem desperate for human contact

thanks liam

>new bakeoff presenters
>the fucking ponce from the mighty boosh

HOWLING

now thats some real projection

Stop spamming this shite

you have a big rectum i guess

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oh my God the ways Canadians say dragons

they were a mistake

not a hard man by any means but i'd love to have a scrap with him.

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mate stop letting some faggot who puts a dog filter over his own face dicate whether you think you're a creep or not