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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
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M A R T
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Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
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T H E
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M A R T
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

nigger

any kebab man in

so mad

Awful threads so far tonight
what's going on

girls are so fucking what god damn

Pay day recently, quite happy with my purchases:
"Loser Therapy: You Are Nothing" - $9.99
>The first in my Loser Therapy series which is all about cruel, bitchy verbal hvmiliation. breaking down your pervy kinks and fetishes. I want you to understand something - you mean nothing, to me, or to anyone. There's no reason for you to be alive really, unless you want to make yourself useful. Buy this vid and hear how you can make your loser ass worth the oxygen you breathe.

"You're a fuck up." - $3.00
>You're a failure. NO ONE likes you. Everyone can see right through you, idiot.

"Job interview humiliation" - $8.99
>You come into a job interview. It starts off normal, with just going thru your resume, telling her about your previous work experience, strengths and weaknesses. Then she gives you a few scenarios, and you tell her how you would handle them. She begins to throw out very kinky sexual scenarios, and you're extremely uncomfortable and confused. You answer her questions, and they get more and more extreme. (coerced gay, bukkake, cum eating, etc) After you answer all her questions-- psych! You were never going to get this job, you're pathetically unqualified and she can't believe you actually bought all that. She laughs and you feel humiliated.

"Why Are You So Obsessed With Cock" - $9.99
>Second in the Loser Therapy series all about cruel, bitchy hvmiliation. Why are you so obsessed with cock? It's all you can think about - being filled up and servicing cock. Gross. Watch me stroke my big dildo while I tell you all about why you REALLY crave cock and how fucking nasty your pervy fantasies are.

all in all £24.50 well spent

anime

that yank 'roo wasn't bad to be fair.

just eatin cheese n bread

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not a bad edition

nth

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dubs decides what I post to tim

'zu

Rorke moans about "free speech and democracy" yet gets angry when leftypol express their opinions in /brit/

Rorke is fucking stupid

do you reckon aidan gillen knows about baneposting?

your willy in a box

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the shops with him on top of the twin towers and the one with yuzu

*tags Deano*

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Really wish I had a gf

this image, obviously

don't have those images

>Have a job
>Learning to drive
>Go to the gym

Why the fuck haven't I got a girlfriend yet? What else do I need to do lads?

i know you're just pasting this in but i cannot fathom the idea that someone once got so mad about being fat that they took the time to type all that bollocks out

Aiden filmed all his GOT scenes fully cognisant of the CIA memes

let that sink in

elaborate pls

why?

>no personality
>no looks

Buying a laptop lads.

Grade A 1366x768
or
Grade B 1600x900

the irish express

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user with hyper sensitive willy here. Tricks I've used with the gf include having a wank just before sex and extending foreplay until I'm semi hard again and going from there. Other protips include be drunk. AND if blowjobs can't make you cum let her suck your cock for about 5-10 mins - this somehow reduces the sensitivity in your willy, making penetration less likely to make you cum so early.
user with hyper sensitive willy here. Tricks I've used with the gf include having a wank just before sex and extending foreplay until I'm semi hard again and going from there. Other protips include be drunk. AND if blowjobs can't make you cum let her suck your cock for about 5-10 mins - this somehow reduces the sensitivity in your willy, thus making you less likely to orgasm during penetration.

Best of luck.

post a bradders

hi im troy mcClure

you might remember me from such self-help videos as 'smoke yourself thin' and 'get confident, stupid'.

1366x768 should be outlawed and any person who willingly selects it gets executed on the spot without a trial

why does tim love terrorism so much

both extremely runty resolutions

britain is rubbish

Got some laundry that needs doing

The recent Despacito craze has really made me wish I knew how to dance. Girls all love that song.

bit of a drive ahead of them

While reading some high-class french literature, no doubt.

obvious shop

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he heard of he high elves

shakespeare was black and if you disagree you're a racist

*gets on*

waheyyyy time for an anime gf

>16:9 for a computer, especially a laptop
blleeeeeeghhhh

1080p is a bare minimum for laptops these days

youre autistic as hell

a fake green card

And you know this because you read a french book on psychology?

didn't think dubs were possible, or is that on another board?

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fake oxford health letter telling him he's about to get sectioned, signed by marcus hausen

JUST JUAN CORNETTO

GIVE IT TO MEEEE

Stormfags and Sup Forumsfags (and now /brit/faggots always spouting white and based, supporting UKIP and wanting to deport Muslims. fuck you) are the best example of subhumans in human society today. You have stunningly low intelligence. You are all psychopaths and sociopaths. You are so susceptible to confirmation bias and delusion that when someone insults you as an individual for being mind-blowingly stupid, all you can think of is your epic jew memes and spout MUH GOY.

Rest assured that if 100% of you were not busy confined to a basement somewhere masturbating to cartoons, society would not tolerate your existence. Now get moving on dying in your 40s of heart disease you worthless sack of subhuman shit.

congratulations you are now doing the absolute bare minimum for living, here is your gf

just send him an anonymous letter asking him politely to turn the music down, under the guise of being one of his neighbours

PUBG is honestly a fucking boring game to watch and play, why is that shit so big rn

nothing you sadcase
leave the man in peace

top gear always was utter shite

something happened

spent a hundo in a week :/

It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled, branded consumer product.

fuck off frog

>finns
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honestly if i was neighbour to tim the inconsiderate cunt i'd be banging on that wall 24/7

I'm sure there's some very mentally stimulating French literature on the concept of peace.

It's great if you have mates to play with
t. have mates

you also need to land in areas that you know other people are going to go

fuck off with your stupid bullying it isn't funny
you gain absolutely nothing doing this

relatives are doing a visit

>American saying "utter shite"
desperate to fit in much? haha

Literally remember nothing from when i was between the ages of 17-18

which is weird because i remember everything from other ages. reckon something bad must have happened and i blocked it out.

>wah wah wah stop having fun in a way that I don't find fun

shut up you boring twat

is there no single photo in that years?

how on earth would you not get bullied for that?
also do Finns have conscription?

Good flats disappear from the market after 1 or 2 viewings, and this could be done in 6, 12 or 24 hours. Negotiable price flats stay in the market for a week or so. So if you see a flat in the market for more than a week, I'm confident you can negotiate a lower the price easily. And crappy quality-price flats, stay in the market for months.
I've rented in London for four times, and if the flat is good, and the price is good, go for the holding fee if you really want the flat. I lost a flat once because I took 3 hours to pay the holding fee and a couple was faster. So if I really want a flat, 1 hour to check numbers and stuff and then I pay whatever is needed to take it from the market. Renting in London is crazy.

not sure why you're posting this here

>have had sex with 11 different women and never made one cum

ask them. i literally tell them i want them to cum, what works best, and then they tell you what to do. and they enjoy it more than if you're just guessing, it's like you're working together

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>also do Finns have conscription?
yes

bullying a 60 years old severely mentally ill man isnt funny though and deep down you dont find it funny either you just do it to get the frustration out
dont know where your parents are but they did a shit job at raising you

The mental gains from reading French literature, on the other hand, are immeasurable.

nah it's you who needs to fuck off, underage little cunt

never said it had to be something nasty

don't think so.

yea

I'd be banging his fucking head against it

wish a large carnivore would smash its way into my living room rn and eat me 2bh but we exterminated them long ago (assuming there even ever were bears here .. genuinely don't know)

We need to bring back Ed Milliband memes. Post your favs.

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really like pink feetos

The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world…you sometimes want them almost to lose (the war) to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the continent…To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation.

it's not hard to make a woman cum, you just have to give her bit of the ol' 'lingus