/nfl/ general - 0-16 Edition

SF:McNichols ends up with 49ers' practice squad
FA:Stunner: Bills cut expected No. 2 RB Williams
FA:Jaguars waive No. 3 QB Brandon Allen
CLE:Browns claim preseason star WR Kasen Williams
NO:Saints claim Austin Carr off waivers from NE
CHI:Former draft darling McBride claimed by Bears
IND:Colts take flier on ex-Redskins RB Matt Jones
WAS:Cravens placed on non-football/exempt list
NYJ:Jets add TE Will Tye off waivers from Giants
WAS:Redskins S Cravens contemplating retirement
WAS:Josh Doctson taking part in practice Sunday
TB:Bucs strike 1-year deal with SS T.J. Ward

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First for Austin Carr is best Carr

I knew he was gone when they traded with Indy.

third for HA HA HA >Panthers for missing out on TJ Ward

>born in Benicia, California
>California
Fucking dropped.

Pretty much-confirmed Failcons win the South now, right??

What's the best state?

>tfw kasen Williams will probably be a standout this season
>meanwhile Amara Darboh will be a worthless piece of shit devoted to practice squad in a season

GOOD JOB PETE YOU FUCK

Arizona.

>Bucs getting big name free agents

What a timeline

mine

Quick: which starting QBs get season ending injuries this year?

Also, is Flacco going to be ready for week 1?

>Reminder, and Never Forget


Im with her. An assault victim of toxic masculinity of the NFL. And if you doubt her, you are just as sexist as Trump. Zeke must be punished for his crimes. And we must not denigrate the victim.


Tomorrow Zeke of the Cowboys faces social justice when his suspension stands.

PA

a) Palmer for sure. Brady will get headhunted (or in his case, knee-hunted)
b) yes, according to the Ravens

Flacco hasn't prepared for a game since he got paid

>canada

funny, you think you'd defend rapefugees

When is his extension/new contract? Ravens must be preparing for a run then.

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>Matty Melt
>Iggles
>Lillies
I don't think so

>tfw you are too ugly for women to want to fabricate rape allegations towards you

You have approximately 90 minutes to stop this man before he destroys your QB

How do you do it?

You think zeke is good looking? She's in it for the money dumb dumb

Dirty block
let god sort 'em out

Have him and Zeke smoke a blunt on the sidelines.

>CLE:Browns claim preseason star WR Kasen Williams
Who was stupid enough to give Kizer a weapon?

She looks white on the left pic and Mexican on the right pic, is that even the same woman?

She's in it for the fame dumb dumb

Why do you think she mentioned his status in the selfie she took?

That's women though. They hang around life's finish line and fuck whatever dude comes in first place. I wish someone had told me this when I was 13 instead of me having to figure it out the hard way

shoot him with one of my 12 fucking guns

>Women
>Ever
Never

>needing guns to feel like a man

With ugly toes like that he needs all the boosts of confidence he can get.

>not wanting historical guns

>12 guns
do you plan on committing a public massacre anytime soon?

>Shit Enfield
Literally why

I think he's just a collector. A psycho would be more drawn to pistols and AKs and shit

>do you plan on committing a public massacre anytime soon?

>trying to shoot up a school with ww2 surps when I could do it with an AR-15 for half the price

come on now

>coastlets

Bitches like this just makes you want to be gay and save yourself from the trouble

New York

Second one is actually true

>needing the approval of others to feel like a man

I used to think so as well until I read what ancient Greeks had to say about women, hundreds of years before Jews polluted their lands. Hesiod literally thought people were originally all male and God created the woman in order to punish humankind for Prometheus stealing the fire from Mt. Olympus.
Also read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

>A wife of noble character, who can find?

t. THE FUCKING BIBLE

Is Kasen Williams a real deal?
I swear Sashi Brown is a gift from the heavens for all the Browns' past sufferings

Chip block with the TE, have the tackle take him on and have the RB as a blocker in case he gets through. If he beats all that before the ball is out, then there was nothing anyone could do.

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Zeke's probably innocent of this crime.

Delaware.

>such a literal who state it doesn't even have an airport
LITERAL flyover state.

Hearing how much "fun" people are having while they fly in USA these days, who can blame them?

surprised there are no posts about this

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20553008/brock-osweiler-returns-denver-broncos-one-year-deal

Already beat to death in the last thread.

ok must have missed that one. I admit I'm a broncos fan and I burst out laughing when I read it

New Hampshire is the only correct answer.

>Bucs biggest issues: Secondary and Safety

>Get Brent Grimes back
>Sign TJ Ward

listen here, niggers. the kansas city chiefs are making the AFCCG and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.

remind me, which team is Poe on? :^)

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WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO
WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT
TRYN TO GET UP IN MY CREW

Except Vermont is a better New Hampshire.

In Madden, maybe.

Hey my swede nigga. I know we bust our balls but i been meaning to ask you:


Did you watch Superb Owl live, alone, with others? How did you feel through it? You thought Falcons had it, were you in shock? Were you punching walls and shit? Did you ever think the sweet GOAT Brady would do it? Did you think 28-3 was enough?

Vermont is a liberal shithole

It's really not

no waiver claims yet...hold me

J. Peppers is going to break Hoyers throwing arm week one. Cap it.

It's not the player, my friend. It's the ELITE playcalling. Also, enjoy his constant back problems

>4 players claimed on waivers
>the most in the NFL
I wish Kenny Moore and Austin Carr passed through waivers to the practice squad

Is Grimes still married to that crazy wench? I thought she all but ended his career with her dumbass rants

She's pretty happy with the management/coaching in tampa, so she hasn't been a nuisance.

She must be a dynamo in the sack

There's no way Carr was making it through.

wtf isnt he a bit too old to get married at this point?

It's a cover for his homosexual relationship with Joe Buck

I was gonna say Shittsburgh but then I remembered Coates has stone hands.

Bears cut Jeremy Langford.

Ryan Pace is a genius. Has done nothing but solid, solid moves in terms of re-signing players and building talent around the team. Bears super bowl confirmed.

>LaTroy Lewis signed to Toxins PS

>women taking photos in bed with sleeping athletes they just fucked

Why does this make me mad lmao dumb roastees

Because they're not taking photos in bed with you?

Don't you ever @ me again

OK, I wont
:^)

>hurr you're old you can't love someone lel

Kys

:)

Any bucs fan here now? Give me a rundown on JJ Wilcox.

You'd need a Cowshits fan for that, he didn't really do too much in the preseason.

>Troy Lewis headed to Texans

I upset

Ah fuck it I'll see if I can find some tape on him online. I don't trust evaluations for those cucks.

*blocks your path*

this is objectively correct

Will the NFL rig the owl for the toxins?

In 2-3 years.

They'll try and fail like they did with the Saints in 2006

Which way will they rig it after California Super Earthquake?

For which team?

Will Sam Darnold save us?

Raiders-Rams Owl, Chargers 49ers owl

depends on where the earthquake hits hardest :^)

You don't need Darnold now that you have Elijah "Discount Alvin Kamara" McGuire

having my draft tonight i've won this draft 3 years in a row and i need a clever name for a 4 peat, someone halp.

KILL ALL BRONCOS FANS