>American """sport"""
American """sport"""
Isaac Collins
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Anthony Richardson
Well, americans are fat. What did you expect?
Owen Carter
Athletic people being athletes
>concussion ball
>also fuck jarryd hayne
Noah Flores
Your big strong Aussie couldn't deal with those "fatties." What's that say about Australian """"""athletes"""""?
Dominic Harris
>implying hayne was actually any good
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Levi Russell
>confusing body weight with athleticism
Jokes on you kiddo
Connor Myers
22nd best NRL player ever.
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Colton Gray
"""""""Athletes"""""""
Jesus fuck cut down on the bacon will you
Thomas Murphy
bet they can run faster than you OP
Blake Ross
Nathan Moore
you mean roll?
Eli Gray
Why do foreigners always bring up linemen?
These are players who are 350lb and can run 5.0 40s, bench 500lb, and jump 30". You put a "shredded" 275lb guy like this on the line, and he's getting destroyed.
Benjamin Reed
You clearly don't understand American football. Try building your own squad of athletes to play against one of the crappier NFL teams. I can say with nigh 100% certainty that your quarterback will be leaving the field on a stretcher and expedited to the emergency room for life-threatening injuries as your leaner, lighter, offensive linemen will not be able to stop a real NFL defensive end pass rusher.
If you go for a running game, your athletes will not be able to get enough push at the line of scrimmage to allow your running back to average better than 3 yards a carry. Meanwhile, your running back will probably break in half after a few hard tackles by NFL defensive linemen.
Finally, good luck stopping a real NFL offense. With your lightweight athletes getting blown off the line of scrimmage, even mediocre running backs will be averaging 6 or 7 yards a carry against you. Get ready for 6 yards and a cloud of dust for 60 brutal minutes until your entire team is in the hospital with broken bodies.
Why don't you make fun of sumo wrestlers while you're at it? Different types of sports require different types of bodies to excel.
Kevin Miller
>being this triggered over a meme
Rly makes me think of how insecure you burgerfats are about your """""sport"""""
Ryan Davis
They don't understand. You really think an NFL team hasn't thought of, "Hey, I bet if we put a bunch of lean and muscular 260 pounders on the line, we'll be able to "out athletic" those "fatties!"
It won't work. You could say why don't lineman put on 350lb of muscle, but that's impossible for 99.99% of the population.
Camden Campbell
>22nd
Luis Taylor
One of the greatest NRL players of all time couldn't deal with the bigger and stronger muscular American sport.
Meanwhile, failing college basketball lankets fly over, take a month to learn your "sport," and become professionals.
Aaron Martin
The notorious exhibition Rubgy League match between Brisbane Broncos (Aus) and Denver Broncos (USA), in 1993, ended after just 32 minutes after some of the Denver players accused the Brisbane team of playing unnecessarily rough and refused to continue play. The accusations were labelled as "rubbish" by the Brisbane captain, Allan Langer, who went on to explain that "It was supposed to be an exhibition [match], but the Americans started making disrespectful comments, trying to say they were tougher - then it turned into a proper game".
The referee for the match, Greg McCallum, said afterwards that "Although a few tackles were a bit thunderous, there was nothing illegal", and went on to say that "..Both sides were giving as good as they got so I was surprised when the visitors [Denver Broncos] refused to play on, it was a real shame".
The score before the match was abandoned was Brisbane 34 - 3 Denver.
Owen Moore
>all these triggered americans trying desperately to defend their """""""'sport""""""""
K E K
E
K
americans are pathetic
James Ramirez
Then why would you put those fatties there in the first place? Sports are for fit or at least bulky but tidy looking people user, not those turds with their guts all over the place.
Nathan Johnson
Dont the army/air force football teams always get BTFO due to their lineman being in good shape?
Jacob Wright
Never happened.
>Sean Fagan has gotten back to me.
>Greg McCallum "Someone has taken fantasy sport to a new level."
Joseph Jackson
So golf isn't a sport then?
Blake Diaz
Based Hans exposing americucks
Tyler Bailey
>triggered newfag americans responding serioulsy to ancient pasta
KEK
Ryder Kelly
>Then why would you put those fatties there in the first place?
Because lean, muscular, and "fit" players would get blown the fuck out?
Fat=/=unathletic.
Warren Sapp posted a 4.7 40 and 32" vert at the combine, weight 320lb. Cristiano Fagnaldo runs a 4.8 40 with a 30" vertical.
Jace Ramirez
Its not
Leo Phillips
>we put the fatties because they are the strongest people possible
>strongest people in the world are not actually fat fucks
Really makes me thing.
Cooper Smith
This never happened.
This is fake news
Leo James
>mfw americlaps literally worship obese niggers and think its a sport
you cant make this shit up LMAO
Brayden Wright
>being fat is athletic in America
Julian Nelson
UFC isn't a sport?
Nathan Myers
Based sopa
Ian Perez
>the most atheltic people in America are fat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ian Reed
Of course not.
Zachary Torres
Sapp was athletic DESPITE being fat, dipshit.
Is it really that hard to understand?
Benjamin Hughes
You worship anorexic manlet Indians, though.
>That 5'2" man in the middle is consider the GOAT modern player in Australia's national """"sport""""
Jaxon Brown
Apparently this guy isn't strong because he looks "fat". Nice logic.
Justin Thompson
Nope
Christopher Martin
But australians glass street shitters on a regular basis. How do we worship them
Meanwhile the average American has a 20 DeShawn Jackson II posters plastered in their bedroom and fantasize about obese niggers sleeping with their wives and call it a sport
Liam Barnes
Keyword >in the first place
You could have had bulky and big but well built people in defence like union or league, but no since your population mostly consist of fatsos
Oliver Gray
Bet a lanky ass african kid could beat this literal potato in a foot race
Dominic Ward
>>strongest people in the world are not actually fat fucks
NFL teams love taking risks on physical specimens from other sports. Shotputters, discus throwers, 100m sprinters, etc, etc have all been given tryouts and practice squad contracts at one time or another.
Millions are there for the taking for the Mountain, Brian Shaw, Eddie Hall, Olympic power lifters etc. What's a strongman make? 50K for the World Championship? Lol.
There's a reason they don't try out.
Carson Nguyen
No shit, the same lanky ass african would snap like a twig trying to lift that.
Dominic Morgan
Tendulkar has the highest ever average against Australia, so he glasses you.
Says a lot about your "athletes" that you let a 5'2" 120lb street shitter dominate you.
Furthermore, Don Bradman was like 5'3". Any sport a manlet can dominate in is not a sport.
Joshua Rogers
Why would we?
Joshua Gray
WHIP IT
REAL HARD
WHIP IT WHIP IT
REAL HARD
Jaxson Anderson
>>in the first place
Because a team figured out it was better to put into 340lb behemoths?
This was a top o-line prospect 30 years ago. Then some team said hey, why don't we put quick and athletic fatties at the line that outweigh pic related by 70lb.
And pic related linemen types became extinct.
Jack Richardson
>pic related linemen types became extinct
Because your entire cuntry got so fat
Carson Robinson
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Jack Collins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AMERIFATS BTFO
Brayden Wright
>posting actual fanfiction
Charles Bell
Uhuh
Tyler Long
If any country shouldn't bring up fatness, it's Australia.
They're basically as fat as us,.
They love their "Maccas."
Isaiah Myers
ITT triggered amerifats get blown the fuck out
Ethan Young
Yeah but you dont see the fatsos trying their luck in """sports"""
Jackson Davis
What a savage sport.
Leo Nguyen
You'd be surprised with some of those fat ass' athleticism mate
Jonathan Sanders
What would make you think so?
John Carter
...
Bentley Reed
>auscucks' low-quality bait getting exposed and ridiculed
>w-we were just pretending to be retarded!
Pathetic. I have no clue why people keep saying you're good at banter.
Nathan Price
>European "sport"
Henry Williams
>Pathetic. I have no clue why people keep saying you're good at banter.
They're not.
Banter consists of, "Amerifat, Cunt, etc, etc."
Americans show how Aussies are as fat as Americans.
"KEK. Americans triggered HARD." Rinse, repeat.
Colton Martin
Dank lego set m8
Ryan Richardson
God damn, Aussies just got BTFO so hard
Samuel Myers
Speed isn't as much of a priority on the line. What matters is taking up space, and getting a push or standing your ground. So that's where the largest, immovable players, fat linemen, tend to play. Defensive Tackles, or Centers and Offensive Guards are typically the fattest and play on the interior, where this size is prioritized.
Speedier, slimmer players do play on the line, but at the ends typically. These are the Defensive Ends, Linebackers, Offensive Tackles or Tight Ends. Guys like or would be more suitable for these positions.