House Arrest

Got 4 months left on House Arrest. I have Hulu and Xfinity On demand.

What should I watch? I haven't watched a show in like 7 years.

that ass is an anal dream

why are you on house arrest?

that's somebody's daughter

Drug Trafficking and possession of a weapon in commission of a felony. I got out the can 2 months ago.

she looks like a fuckdoll I love her

The Wire
Breaking Bad
Battlestar Galactica (2004)
LOST
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley

House Arrest sounds pretty comfy desu

>tfw about to get house arrest for life and didn't even commit any crimes

If the pissbottles do not fit, my mom must acquit.

Its shit but its better than prison.

You recommend six shows and all six are shit. That's dedication.

Paranoia with Shia Labeouf.

I hope you break your parole even though you did nothing wrong and get sent back to prison where the Aryan Nation thinks you are a child molester and shivs you to death in the yard during rec one day. You degenerate felon piece of shit.

how long?

what drugs? how much?

did they rape you?

>le degenerate amirite Sup Forums rebbit bros!

Eww, you're embarrassing. Leave.

10 years, spent 2 in county waiting trial and 5 in jail before they let me out early. For cocaine had 2 ounces on me and in Florida trafficking is anything more than an ounce.

And no. Prison rape is a bogeyman . what you guys would call a meme

At least I'm not a degenerate fucking felon who has zero chance of living a full life now. You might as well kill yourself because the sky is the limit and your sky is minimum wage. Congratulations you fucking retarded faggot LEL.

>10 years, spent 2 in county waiting trial and 5 in jail before they let me out early

Not how that works. Troll thread. Move on everyone.

shoulda kept you in for the full 10 years
Do the crime, serve the time

>7 years in jail for 50g of coke

jesus fucking shit

are you gonna go again? this time you have some acquired experience and maybe some nice contacts

not OP but you might genuinely be retarded. Could you explain to me how you think the prison system works? Im interested to see how far off you really are.

Wait why did you spend 5 years in Jail after you where convicted? That's not how it works. Did you mean prison?

That's exactly how it works.

I got a plea deal before trial. 10 years with time served and after 5 years in state they let me off.

>being this fucking triggered over having shit taste

jesus user get the fuck back already

Yes sorry prison.

So be honest what did you prefer jail or prison?

Berlin Alexanderplatz
John Adams
Malcolm In The Middle
Father Ted

greentext us some cool prison stories OP, this board fucking sucks anyway, and so do the entire tv/hollywood scene

welcome back to society user. if i were you id be watching porn all day after all that time away from the internet. do they have computers in there? what do you do in your free time?

>What should I watch?
Turn brain off and watch Westworld
Do not watch LOST unless you enjoy getting mad

Daredevil
Luke Cage
Black Mirror
Sherlock
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Westworld
Hannibal
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Archer
Bojack Horseman
Arrested Development

and?

Catch up on South Park, and any other show you are familiar with that is still airing.

Not him but some they have tablets and partial access to the interent.

Prison. I was in medium-low security and had a television and foreman grill in my cell. A lot of folks in state have release dates and don't want to fuck them up.

In county I was in max, spent about 9 months in solitary and got into more trouble. A lot more crazy fucks there. At one point I was in a cell with 40 other people. One of my cellmates was a dude who was in county for 10 YEARS awaiting trial on like 5 gang related murders. County wasn't fun. The guards were much less professional, and would do shit like tell the pesos and rapist that they were waiting on protective custody cells and would place them into general population knowing full well that we were all going to fuck them up.

X files

My brother was saying South Park went to shit. Is it true?

oh my dear god who is this delicious dark haired huge assed beauty

the ass and thighs are shopped right?!?!

Eva Andressa
Nope, Latinas don't look like shit unlike white women.

Nothing really happened in prison.

County though....

>they have tablets and partial access to the interent
>television and foreman grill in my cell

Maybe you should watch Les Miserables.

Find out

A lot of reading, a lot of writing. I wrote few short stories. Worked out too.

We had some access to computers as the other user said but I only used it to email my family.

>County though....

don't leave us hanging now you tease fuck

>Nope, Latinas don't look like shit unlike white women.
> on Tinder in Puerto Rico for 3 weeks
>A ton of model-tier latinas all over the place
I want to go back

i guess finish breaking bad and mad men

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFTTTFPPLLLLLLL

and your "girl"friend is somebody's son, but that doesn't stop you from gobbling her cock and balls everynight.

Well, at one point as I said before I was in a cell with 49 other people. The cell had 25 bunk beds.
One guy there was CLEARLY mentally ill. One night I woke up and saw this dude standing over some light skinned 18 year old kid just jerking off. I told the guy on the top bunk why I saw and he said he saw the same shit too. We talk to few more folks and like 3 other people saw this guy jacking off on top of this kid. The last guy though said that the kid was fucking awake getting jerked off on.
The next night the same shit happens and one real fucking ghetto black dude wakes up nd sees this debauchery and just flips out and attacks this guy. Well this dude has fucking schizophrenic strenght Nd fucked him and the other 2 dudes who tried jumping him up. When the guards finally came through, in the chaos, 2 other dudes started fighting and before you know it half the fucking cell is fighting. More guards came and I pissed them off by tripping one who was running and got sent to solitary for participating.

You think that'd be the end of it? Naw. In solitary people started clogging their cells and shitting on the floors of their cells. I didn't participate in that.
Within the next week everyone was transferred to different jails in the county.

Man, that's really great that you're out. Enjoy it!

I don't know what you should watch really, although this old British show, "The Prisoner" does come to mind. It might hit a little too close to home for you right now though. Although it has nothing to do with regular prisons, so maybe not.

I liked it alot, but most people hated it--thought it was too arsty farsty.

He's out, what are you talking about? If you don't enjoy your life, kys. Leave the rest of us alone.

He's mad he doesn't live in the utopian wonderland he dreams up

no

>Well this dude has fucking schizophrenic strenght Nd fucked him and the other 2 dudes who tried jumping him up

lol nice

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Noice

Pesos?

Do you mean mexicans?

No pedos

Hour arrest? Isn't that the flick where Jennifer Love Hewit looks the hottest in? God I miss the 90s, and even more the years of 2004-2006 where missing the 90s was a more relevant thing