Lol this is me

Lol this is me

Only paghots don't like mushrooms.

desu though it would help those cooking competition shows if one person didn't come off as the stereotypical pompous food critic. Chopped is awful at the judging parts. They should split the personalities like the way American idol did it.

not liking mushrooms is the number 1 sign to spot a plebeian
not eating onions is patrician

yo Brendan I like your style man, you got it goin on but this chicken parm is whack dawg

seems good to me

>looks at meal
That's a no from me dawg

They taste like cum. I'd say only faggots like them.

This, but red onions are high tier

>knowing what cum tastes like

You know what cum tastes like?

how would you know that user

I'm a girl you retards

no those aren't real, stop lying

>They taste like cum.
How exactly are you making that comparison?

But cum is delicious

what's your favorite movie femanon?

Blue Velvet

mine too

If i cummed down your throat would you gag?

Cool :3

mushroom look like dick helmets and tast like cum

fuck them up all my ass to hell.

want to watch it together ?

smooth

watch and learn user, watch and learn