/cric/ - Australia v Bangladesh

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cool your jets janni!

love the jannies
love moderation
hate weebposting

A G A R
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jannies are trannies

And a wicket to Agar.

Thanks for the new thread OP

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Would love for Bangladesh to brownwash the Aussies

my nephew got a cricket set for his bday

cant wait to tonk that little shit all over the backyard

tell me about the janny

did he like the remote control car?

imagine losing to bangladesh

based

sinker

think it's time to shave my head and go full agar/lyon mode lads

>i was just pretending to be retarded to get the attention of a 19 year old redditor who I don't care about at all, i swear

What's IS your endgame?

based gatebro

think its time I offed myself

buzzcuts are in would recommend

i dont

I don't value your opinion as I do not know you

is this you pretending not to be yourself again?

of course, only Daniel still uses outdated memes like "endgame"

rude
what's wrong suicidelad?

Cartwright cannot bowl

gonna get a haircut now lads. ta!

what cut are you getting lad

yeah he's trash

might make it a genuine bat but he isn't even ponting tier rolling the arm over, no idea how he gets called an all-rounder

Get the Straffo cut, la

>no idea how he gets called an all-rounder
dont underestimate the persistence of Western Australian lobbying

unless he can pull another 25 ks out of the bag he should drop the bowling meme altogether

Education:
University of Life
School of Hard Knocks

shall dip my toes into the lesbian porn world once more

if there is a war and the KUJ regime collapses, that would represent a rare opportunity to expand the game of cricket to East Asia for the first time

Works at 'full time mummy'

Cummins injured

Useless

> Pauline Hanson thinks pensioners should get more. Share if you agree!
> Lest we forget filters everywhere

Reminder Nathan Lyon's away record is actually good

dont have to remind me lad

Lyon is a fkn legend

oi darren you cunt fuck youse for leavin g me hope shes giving you better head then me but i doubt it AHAHAH

Just had a lecture on memes lads

What did you learn?

why do they call it cricket and not wicket?

why? would require a cricket nation to be an occupying power and the only possibilities are the US and China neither of which play cricket

a shit one as it turned out I couldn't talk to the hair people because the hair place was teeming with normies so I just nodded and said yes.

what's his ? probably better than my current one anyways

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love sabbir

What sort pitches would we have in Canada if they played test cricket?What are "Canadian conditions"?

bet he thinks he's the funniest cunt out

GOOD post

because it was invinted by an english professor named Charleston Rickets
C. Ricket
Cricket

huge if true

Could not stomach posting in a weeb thread so thank heavens for the jannies!

green seamers you'd think

walkcunt you here m8?

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wish I was a wordsmith

What a fucking nerd

>fartwright

got some more?

Cartwright for Khawaja is an aesthetic upgrade for Australia but unfortunately O'Keefe for Hazelwood cancels it out a bit...

O'Keefe has an attractive, working class face

bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/41145541
Absolutely scandalous. Barbados are bringing Caribbean cricket into disrepute

loving this 110k military medium allrounder poostralia have unearthed reminds me of the nz glory days

honestly rate wade as a better bowler than cartwright

okeefe's looking shit, think verbally abusing those lesbians may have permanently affected him

cartwright pushing 130 lads

or maybe he was never that good once people realised his only plan is to hope for natural variation or that people play around straight ones

>natural variation

this post made me think

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

couple of things:
at the top of the scorecard it clearly says this is an ODI game. why would there be a nightwatchman
who is this left-arm chinaman bowler playing for south africa, I can't remember them ever having one other than paul adams and he certainly wouldnt have been playing at the same time as david warner

wtf is Spud doing? may as well bowl >Wade is you're going to bowl le allrounder man

Remember that time he didn't bowl Maxwell for like 150 overs of Pujara boreblock

classic smith

I don't Daniel

>bowled Warner
>not Maxwell
pure autism

tight stuff from the african lads

it's a meme you dip

dont care
get it right

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tthe whole thing is triggering me

who is the nightswatchman supposed to be? Marsh? But the scorecard clearly indicates Cuck is on strike

>But the scorecard clearly indicates Cuck is on strike
it does NOT

yeah I just looked at the asterisk

still the thing is riddled with mistakes. That scorecard is from Australia's 2011 tour of South Africa which was a solid 6 months after the World Cup

the asterisk indicates clarke is captain

>Hilton Willard Raymond Cartwright

Sounds like he should be making tonnes for Surrey in the 1890s

youtube.com/watch?v=_kF2-Cr6yX4

mad that agar scored that 98

bit stumped on the keeper issue lads
Wade is shit
Nevill is worse
Doran isnt ready
Handscomb is JB-lite
There's no one else

whiteman

>Nevill is worse
Nevill is better by every metric

basically a shittier version of Nevill and probably a traitor as well

out with injury

business idea: players with dual citizenship should not be eligible to play for Australia

literally most of the team would be gone

seriously? like who?

also sick quads

most of them are citizens by descent

carey was elite last summer

why even mention doran, a hypebabby if ever these was one

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Of the current team:
Stalin
Khawaja
HandSCUM
Cartwright
Agar
SOK

So yeah 6/11 gone

also Starc

>Stalin

who?