/brit/

Sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads edition

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egg

>yanks
Fuck off yank

if you aren't at LEAST 6'2 (188cm) you're a worthless piece of shit and women laugh at you behind your back daily

no replies to yanks for the whole thread lads

babestation

@8
Are you on life support yet?

missing the fwb

Did you guys hear something? I thought I head a yank talking. Probably nothing.

been doing that for months

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

she misses you too user

love it when josie's drunk and starts manic posting
reckon she might be on her period

she doesn't think about you at all

always used to assume jacking off referred to sex because i've never had to do it myself

>tfw tried to set up fwb with girl
>caught feelings beforei even had sex with her for a second time

hahaha utter bender i am

>discussing Ethereum with a guy who's into it
>"gee look at where it went from 200, to 400, then back down to 200; someone must have made bank on that!"
>"well actually user without evidence you can't prove that anyone bought at 200 and sold at 400"
>"pretty sure at least a few did"
>"yes but you can't prove it therefore it's a baseless statement"

This is fucking weapons-grade autism

VPL on the ass at the bar lads

josie has never been proven to exist

>tfw no alcoholic expat gf who has regular mental breakdowns

Week late for that
Not drunk just got fuckall to do at work

>hearing the flute of an ancient rpg in my head for about the last half hour
>haven't touched a console game since 2012

think i'm tripping

I think the yank is right
feel like I was just a short term fling to her, an irrelevant spec

I reckon outdoor furniture for your porch or lawn was invented by an Irishman named Paddy O'Table.

>ethereum
yeah it's pretty damn autistic eh

youtube.com/watch?v=n7mMf61TIeE
heh

she's tim's daughter

she's likely had a handful of other partners since you last hooked up and has completely forgotten about you

>josie has never been proven to exist

literally met her at the /brit/ meetup

about to watch!!!

make the cut

yes

>naming your daughter "Josie"

Might as well go the whole nine and name her Candy

tfw no brit friend to friend

mate
you didn't even have to reply to (((it))) i would have understood anyway

you actually found someone at the /brit/ meetup?

Were there pictures?

it's not been that long so I doubt that...
she's also married and says she wants to reconcile with her husband

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the state of millenial "adults"
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clearly short for josephine you dumb cunt

dreads are coming in nicely (ignore the dukface, its a joke)

Source?

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What on earth are you babbling about its biblical

>replying to yanks
:(

>its biblical

>MUH Skyfairy

Reply to me pls

>Source?
I know everything

>meet up with friends
>one of them brought his gf
>no issue with her, everything goes fine, everyone talking
>10 minutes into conversation she says "anon2 you're sweet, but user you're pretty violent haha"

Everyone seems to end up calling me a cunt eventually but I never aim to be mean to people or purposely made them annoyed.

I'd just like to let you all know, you're valued posters here, and these posts are all high quality contributions to the thread. Thank you for being here with us.

no

don't understand how freeforming works with straight hair

...

It's just your Australian blood.
Tone it down.

what did you do to get called violent haha

you must be a complete dickhead lad

being nice is literally the easiest way to make friends

Gods *burp* not *burp* schwifty *burp* morty

Am i going to go schizo at 30 then
Pisser

How long you been working on your dreads, bro? Looks good. I'm more of a loose-hair man myself.

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fuck off yank on holiday

Is the implication that a yank shat there or that my opinion should be flushed down the loo- I MEAN toilet

Is Scotland worth visiting or nah. Been to England and Ireland and enjoyed both.

very grim indeed when you can't realise what's wrong with you

it's deliberately ambiguous

Dude

>Am i going to go schizo at 30 then
no because schizophrenia doesn't affect women as much as men

and don't ask about Wales because

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

went to carlisle once
was surprisingly decent

not a fan of guy verhofstadt, might vote against him at the next election

LADS

LADS

GO TO Sup Forums RIGHT FUCKING NOW

scotland is very beautiful, locals less so

Don't know maybe it's just my attitude. I just enjoy poking fun but it's all in fun.

She's Turkish and a friend made some kind of Armenian genocide joke to her. I thought that was more offensive than anything I said.

:3

This is now a cringe thread

A girl I'm antiquated with posted a tattoo she got of Emilia Clarke on her thigh. Hope she has to amputate her leg out of embarrassment 10 years from now.

yeah I've been vacationing in different parts of scotland for years

nahh

>vacationing
reee

hmm

oh
my cursor is a pickle
and music
YESSSS

>antiquated with

thanks, I needed that

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alice badwin

Golfing and scotch would be my main priorities if I did go desu

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not a fan of theresa may
might vote against her in the in the next election

Oh no the pickle has spread

Meant to type acquainted with but I'm drunk

on paper she's probably the pengest

why the fuck is Sup Forums got a pickle version of that lmfao song from years ago

Do i get his flat on amersham hill when he's finally brought to justice at least

no because he only pays rent

Pepe is so 2016
Pickle Rick is 2017 and beyond

>Sup Forums
>not /brit/

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Tim is a rentboy? My word

dothraki horde is codeword for white genocide

>have a government
>have a snap election
>don't have a government

huh
really makes you giggle

such a fucking shit employee. planned on catching up on work today and accomplished absolutely nothing

fuck me im sucha lazy useless piece of shit

>went to Sup Forums
>no different to usual
>it's all blocked by default
glad the browser is working well

she'll be gone and replaced by Christmas
David Davis will be PM

^w^

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And to top it all off youre a big blobby yank slug