Will the Nordic countries ever reunite?

Will the Nordic countries ever reunite?

United in their love of BBC.

Not as long as Sweden lives

Why would they love British news?

Danes, Norwegians and Swedes are all fairly proficient in English since it's a Germanic language and the grammar is somewhat similar.

Why don't Spaniards speak Ingles then? They're super similar languages.

Aren't the Baltics Nordics?

We just dont, the state would be too fragile. Besides we finns can related more to balts.

No, not really. Although they do share close ties with Finland. The map in the OP shows the historical Kalmar Union.

>the state would be too fragile.
Yeah you're probably right, from what I've read the Kalmar Union was weak and highly decentralized similarly to the Holy Roman Empire

Hopefully not
Pan-nationalism is mental illness

it will literally never happen

Danes ruined it for everyone last time

They're doing great on their own why would they charge because of a map you found on Wikipedia

>nationalism is mental illness
fixed that for you

everything we touch turns to shit

can confirm

No. It would be like Yugoslavia 2 Electric boogaloo and would end in us forming militias and rounding up all people who spoke germanic languages.

Because the nordic languages are more similar to english than spanish is. Plus, nordics get way more exposure to english than people in the hispanic world do, because their languages are much less relevant than spanish.

Independence for South Brazil

No, never trust a Dane