PLUG ME BACK INTO THE MATRIX, I WANT OUT! I WANT OUT GODDAMNIT

PLUG ME BACK INTO THE MATRIX, I WANT OUT! I WANT OUT GODDAMNIT
GIVE ME THE BLUE PILL, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. IT'S WRONG, IT'S ALL WRONG, I WANT IT TO STOP BEING WRONG.

I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE SIMPLE AND HAPPY AGAIN, I WANT TO CHOOSE BLISSFUL IGNORANCE, DO YOU HEAR ME, I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING. TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS BOARD AND PLUG ME BACK IN

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Just betray the whole crew of the Nebuchadnezzar and I'll totally plug you back in, user. No betrayals here.

Cipher did nothing wrong, there was no point in fighting a losing war especially since they didn't even know that Neo was the one yet. The world outside the matrix is probably another simulation anyway so why bother with pain and misery? why not the monotonous bliss of "reality"

It never stops.

I read that the Amish will, on rare occasions, allow conversion. I'm considering it.

Nope, if there was a way back I think quite a few would of taken it. This ride never ends.

>trusting Agent Smith not to just kill you after you give him what you want

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>I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE SIMPLE AND HAPPY AGAIN, I WANT TO CHOOSE BLISSFUL IGNORANCE, DO YOU HEAR ME, I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING. TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS BOARD AND PLUG ME BACK IN
If you think you're outside the matrix and arent plugged in right now, then you're an idiot whos no smarter than a high school graduate.

You guys take this meme too far

>quitting when we are this close to the hour of victory
Soon we will all be fighting side by side in right wing death squads

Stop being a a fuckwit and accept the the situation like a man. Like your ancestors would have. You have the means to shape the world as you please but you want to hide under a blanket because it's a little uncomfortable?

Don't worry user you're only here until you die

My Ancestors got on a ship and claimed new land. Not an option.

Make the West great again.

Here you go

my ancestors survived to pass on their genes because they were pussies
>ancestor was one of six children during civil war
>five of them signed up for service and all died
>surviving child would later father my great great grandfather
>grandfather signed up for world war 2 but got out of heavy fighting because he contracted malaria
>father dodged draft

I come from a lineage of cowards. While you "heroes" are out there fighting, dying and not passing on your genes our people are ensuring the survival of the family name. Stay mad, honorfags

IT'S TOO LATE user. YOU ARE HERE FOREVER.

>overdose on insulin
>you either die, coma or become a happy vegetable

Got you covered OP.

>tfw we can never go back

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Steps to happiness:
1. Close browser window
2. Use blocker to ban Sup Forums and all intellectual conservative websites
3. Eat lots of soy and other estrogen supplements
4. Buy thick rimmed glasses for fading vision
5. Join feminist collective ironically
6. Get inevitable sex change

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