Cara edition in memory of Caralad
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on the bus lads
ARE LAUREN
The 'off to work lads' lad is about to post
Off to the GP in an hour lads. Hope my eye does need to go.
>aussie edition
No thanks
m-m-might need to wank now
Think I might buy my mum a puppy for her birthday
She's already got 2 great danes and doesn't want another dog but I want another dog so
Maybe I'll buy her a kitten instead, they're easy
Would great danes get along with a cat?
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If my son got me a dog when I said no I'd fucking throttle the cunt.
>Would great danes get along with a cat?
that cat would heem them daily
cat would get banged out in an instance
Boss (female) wants me at the ballpit in an hour for my performance review + cookies
Why are numales so childish
>omg a terrorist attack
>this is like voldemart vs harry potter
Bretty much this
I did it lads, I stayed relatively sober last night and I'm not starting the week a hungover mess
this is how western industry remains at the cutting edge
Thats google hq in Dublin.
she said yes, lads
she said no, lads
he said maybe, lads
doin a listen to Dash Berlin and thinking about her lads
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Lads where do I find a cara gf? I want a tomboy
Grindr and the right filters
>Dash Berlin
German radio?
on the train still
almost to copenhagen
cant wait to connect to Wifi and enjoy my shiny new Danish flag
DO NOT WANT ANY PENIS ATTACHED
That's the fun bit desu
>IF I WERE YOU
>ID DARE NOT SPEAK
>ID RUN LIKE HELL
>IN HOPES OF SEEING TOMORROW
Off to work after 2 weeks holidays. Might genuinely off myself.
Bit mental thinking that there are indeed at least a few female /brit/ regulars.
Not feeling very good lads
Going to take another day off work
Enjoyed posting as a dumb yank when I was in America.
Austria is a great country.
"Oi! G'day mate!"
HES A 20TH CENTURY BOYYY
>tfw neet
Thought of an AMAZING idea lads: demographic taxes
LGBT coloured women get 70% off tax
LGBT coloured men get 60% off tax
LGBT or coloured women get 50% off tax
LGBT or coloured men get 40% off tax
straight white women get 10% off tax
straight white men pay an extra 70% tax
tfw no british bf
I'm moving to Chicago from SoCal next month, going to go live with madre
I'm gonna go from a nice Californian summer to a cold snap winter with snow and more niggers than you could count
I wish I was able to say I'll miss this place but I have a feeling I'm going to dread the cold and the 2000% increase in niggardry
I'll just pretend to be a bender
You'll get fined for fraud and tax evasion sweetie
Which city or county?
How would they prove it
got called a munter in asda
There are plenty of Mexicans like you in Chicago though.
You would never be able to let it known that you've had sex with a wo-
oh wait you'll be fine then mate
Morning lads
exactly
how much bennies do you get?
t. wagie-to-neet tranny
don't know exactly but some Northern Chicago suburb
not a CHI
So future Britain will be virgins, coloured, LGBT and poverty-striken white men.
hmmmmmmm
>using the term madre
>not a CHI
poser
none I just left the military and have no job
Sounds like australia
xcuse me swotty but the average brit is poorer than the average aussie
if you say so runt
BEHOLD
yay monday looking forward to wasting another week and having nothing to do at the weekend and hating myself and my life #14yearoldedgelordbuttrue
Why do pakis love cats and Aussies so much?
No, because this lets rich benders and non whites have it easy
Should be a steep progressive income tax with a maximum income above a certain point
alri Royal Mail vet
Straya is after Norway, Swiss and Luxembourg in personal wealthyness isn't it?
Not a paki and I love kots
at least I still have my security clearance I guess
alri abdul
Every millennial in California knows basic Spanish, plus my first couple jobs were loaded with illegals who couldn't speak English so yeah I say shit like "no bueno" and "Madre", cunt
good morning britainese
what kind of tea do you drink at the breakfast?
i drink the "English Breakfast tea" without milk and sugar at every morning.
foy
I don't drink tea
1 glass of jersey gold top milk
I am from the USA.
Yorkshire Dales is my personal staple tea blend
Tell us what happened lad.
Thompsons Belfast tea.
sorry
pay out the nose for this but by gum its worth it
don't for ONE MOMENT believe bolt isn't doping as well
the nice lady on one news seven sharp is gone
turns out she was standing in for some bint on maternity leave
gutted
>i-i'm desperately trying to fit in on /brit/
t. me in 2015
its since become a genuine fixation
no fucking shit sherlock
literally every single athlete above university team level is doping, and that is not an exaggeration
Scraped my foot trying to hurdle over a fence lol
>milk
many japanese have stomach ache by drinking milk.
fortunately i can drink the milk. ;)
nice one. also i love Irish Breakfast tea. (but its without milk and sugar)
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proofs
got my bennies sanctioned lads
what's the matter white boi, can't admit were physically superior?
thoughts on global warming?
soon you'll have to learn more than that
howling
Gives us an excuse to genocide the Scots and turn Scotland into the powerhouse it was always intended to be if Scots hadn't settled it
Have you lifted yet today lads?
haven't really noticed it
tried the protein powder with oatmeal
verdict: not good
Im a good judge of character and that bobby with the handle 'stache looks like a good man
real
hopefully lab grown meat helps
The Jews are being controlled by Satan. No one can tell me otherwise.
They're spreading the disease of infecting people with bad spirits.
We know that Jesus will rise again soon to cast out these demons once they become too large in numbers.
Nah lad. On holiday and even then it's a rest day.
Mondays at my gym are mobbed. So I do Tuesday/wed/Thur/fri
That pic is such utter bollocks
Genuinely baffling that people believe this stuff
>We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome
>israel on nuclear weapons
thousands of years later they STILL hate rome