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Cara edition in memory of Caralad

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on the bus lads

ARE LAUREN

The 'off to work lads' lad is about to post

Off to the GP in an hour lads. Hope my eye does need to go.

>aussie edition

No thanks

m-m-might need to wank now

Think I might buy my mum a puppy for her birthday

She's already got 2 great danes and doesn't want another dog but I want another dog so

Maybe I'll buy her a kitten instead, they're easy

Would great danes get along with a cat?

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If my son got me a dog when I said no I'd fucking throttle the cunt.

>Would great danes get along with a cat?
that cat would heem them daily

cat would get banged out in an instance

Boss (female) wants me at the ballpit in an hour for my performance review + cookies

Why are numales so childish

>omg a terrorist attack
>this is like voldemart vs harry potter

Bretty much this

I did it lads, I stayed relatively sober last night and I'm not starting the week a hungover mess

this is how western industry remains at the cutting edge

Thats google hq in Dublin.

she said yes, lads

she said no, lads

he said maybe, lads

doin a listen to Dash Berlin and thinking about her lads

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Lads where do I find a cara gf? I want a tomboy

Grindr and the right filters

>Dash Berlin
German radio?

on the train still

almost to copenhagen
cant wait to connect to Wifi and enjoy my shiny new Danish flag

DO NOT WANT ANY PENIS ATTACHED

That's the fun bit desu

>IF I WERE YOU
>ID DARE NOT SPEAK
>ID RUN LIKE HELL
>IN HOPES OF SEEING TOMORROW

Off to work after 2 weeks holidays. Might genuinely off myself.

Bit mental thinking that there are indeed at least a few female /brit/ regulars.

Not feeling very good lads

Going to take another day off work

Enjoyed posting as a dumb yank when I was in America.

Austria is a great country.

"Oi! G'day mate!"

HES A 20TH CENTURY BOYYY

>tfw neet

Thought of an AMAZING idea lads: demographic taxes

LGBT coloured women get 70% off tax
LGBT coloured men get 60% off tax
LGBT or coloured women get 50% off tax
LGBT or coloured men get 40% off tax
straight white women get 10% off tax
straight white men pay an extra 70% tax

tfw no british bf

I'm moving to Chicago from SoCal next month, going to go live with madre
I'm gonna go from a nice Californian summer to a cold snap winter with snow and more niggers than you could count

I wish I was able to say I'll miss this place but I have a feeling I'm going to dread the cold and the 2000% increase in niggardry

I'll just pretend to be a bender

You'll get fined for fraud and tax evasion sweetie

Which city or county?

How would they prove it

got called a munter in asda

There are plenty of Mexicans like you in Chicago though.

You would never be able to let it known that you've had sex with a wo-

oh wait you'll be fine then mate

Morning lads

exactly

how much bennies do you get?
t. wagie-to-neet tranny

don't know exactly but some Northern Chicago suburb

not a CHI

So future Britain will be virgins, coloured, LGBT and poverty-striken white men.


hmmmmmmm

>using the term madre
>not a CHI
poser

none I just left the military and have no job

Sounds like australia

xcuse me swotty but the average brit is poorer than the average aussie

if you say so runt

BEHOLD

yay monday looking forward to wasting another week and having nothing to do at the weekend and hating myself and my life #14yearoldedgelordbuttrue

Why do pakis love cats and Aussies so much?

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spooky

No, because this lets rich benders and non whites have it easy
Should be a steep progressive income tax with a maximum income above a certain point

alri Royal Mail vet

Straya is after Norway, Swiss and Luxembourg in personal wealthyness isn't it?

Not a paki and I love kots

at least I still have my security clearance I guess

alri abdul

Every millennial in California knows basic Spanish, plus my first couple jobs were loaded with illegals who couldn't speak English so yeah I say shit like "no bueno" and "Madre", cunt

good morning britainese
what kind of tea do you drink at the breakfast?
i drink the "English Breakfast tea" without milk and sugar at every morning.

foy

I don't drink tea

1 glass of jersey gold top milk

I am from the USA.

Yorkshire Dales is my personal staple tea blend

Tell us what happened lad.

Thompsons Belfast tea.

sorry

pay out the nose for this but by gum its worth it

don't for ONE MOMENT believe bolt isn't doping as well

the nice lady on one news seven sharp is gone
turns out she was standing in for some bint on maternity leave
gutted

>i-i'm desperately trying to fit in on /brit/

t. me in 2015
its since become a genuine fixation

no fucking shit sherlock
literally every single athlete above university team level is doping, and that is not an exaggeration

Scraped my foot trying to hurdle over a fence lol

>milk
many japanese have stomach ache by drinking milk.
fortunately i can drink the milk. ;)

nice one. also i love Irish Breakfast tea. (but its without milk and sugar)

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proofs

got my bennies sanctioned lads

what's the matter white boi, can't admit were physically superior?

thoughts on global warming?

soon you'll have to learn more than that

howling

Gives us an excuse to genocide the Scots and turn Scotland into the powerhouse it was always intended to be if Scots hadn't settled it

Have you lifted yet today lads?

haven't really noticed it

tried the protein powder with oatmeal
verdict: not good

Im a good judge of character and that bobby with the handle 'stache looks like a good man

real
hopefully lab grown meat helps

The Jews are being controlled by Satan. No one can tell me otherwise.
They're spreading the disease of infecting people with bad spirits.
We know that Jesus will rise again soon to cast out these demons once they become too large in numbers.

Nah lad. On holiday and even then it's a rest day.
Mondays at my gym are mobbed. So I do Tuesday/wed/Thur/fri

That pic is such utter bollocks
Genuinely baffling that people believe this stuff

>We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome
>israel on nuclear weapons
thousands of years later they STILL hate rome