What did Neville mean by this?

What did Neville mean by this?

>only bdays and anniversaries

He means he wished he married someone else

No, he meant he sodomizes his wife on special occasions then makes her suck his dick clean after.

is it true that brit slags disproportionally enjoy it in the pooper

The white slags yes. I tried to lick a black girls ass as a precursor to the long anal game (she was a professional and had a side business teaching media types proper English for TV) and she kick me out and asked me never to contact her again. I was a kept guy untill that point.

he means he gets pegged off of the missus

How to get gf to do butt stuff?

hints

she's got a stinky little pooper, i can tell

Antifa protests.

firmly grasp it

nice now i have an erection

i bet my warm asshole would feel nice right now

>black
>professional anything

You overmemed, friend.

you dirty slut

switch N for S in his name

mental

seville?

1. Wait until she comes home drunk
2. Put finger in her butt
3. ?????
4. Profit

Professional bike thief, professional hitman, professional street drug vendor.

There you go, she was none of them though, see had letters after her name, unbelievable but true.

Enjoy her shit on your penis

my gf only last 1 minute doing anal, is too painful for her

It's part of the fun faggot.
Afterwards, she needs to clean your dick with her mouth.

Kek, Carry on then.

you've ever met a black hitman? most of them are white

That's not how digestion works. Unless she's about to explode with poo, your dick will be fine.

Also, your gf probably wants it in the pooper more than you realize. Women always love what most men don't give them. If you're not doing buttplay, choking and slapping, she's gonna come to me soon enough.

homo

Yeah okay, kid.

If you don't know my post is correct, you're obviously undersexed. Sorry m8.

Yeah okay, kid.

>Implying there isn't shit left of the rectum

i have over 300 confirmed sexes and i can confirm you are right

my dick is too short to reach the poop
lol

my gf doesnt even poop

Yeah okay, kid.

you bang her doggy, put a finger up her butt, if she protests, dump her

what if she dumps tho?

you need copious amounts of lube and you need to stretch her out using a plug or something

Kek

You take it like a man and fuck her while shes dumping you dumb leaf

Start small, fingers in the butt, eating her ass, then gently nudge the idea onto her.

Ghost dog.