The Sultan of Salami

The Sultan of Salami

the pounder and crusher of pollo alla cacciatora

The Prince of Parmesan

El vikingo violador de la cocina de Maru Botana.

The Count of Cacciatore

Iris con la ricotta con le gambe

The gonfaloniere of Gorgonzola

Chorizo Higuain

El rey del risotto

The Barber of Carbonara

The vendetta of bruschetta

The King of Cannoli

The Father of Fondue

The master of lasagna

The Emir of Eliche

The caliph of Calzone

The Pugilist of Pugliese

The Bandit of Bruschetta

The Jarl of Jota

The Senator of Spaghetti

The cuck of Capellini

the fister of fusilli

The Pasha of Pastrami

The tzar of tortellini

The Rapist of Malloreddus

The Caesar of no salad.

The Tyrant of Tartufo

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The Bandit of Bruschetta
The Caliph of Calzone
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The Emir of Eliche
The Father of Fondue
The Gonfaloniere of Gorgonzola
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The Jarl of Jota
The King of Cannoli
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The Prince of Parmesan
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The Sultan of Salami
The Tzar of Tortellini
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The Vendetta of Bruschetta
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The Mauler of the Milanesa

The slayer of kebab meat

The Doge of Ditalini

The Lord of Lardo

The Asado Assassin

The Allah of Applesauce
The Rey of Ravioli
The Martyr of Meatballs
The Yuppie of Yeast

The god of gabigool

The Impaler of Cannellonis

The Minister of Manchego

ova heeya

The Obliterator of Olives

Duke of donuts
Hierarch of Hemmental
Imperator of impepata
Liutenant of Linguine
Master of mozzarella
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Ruler of risotto

Meetvurstin Mutustaja

The Zephyr of Zeppole

The fatass of juve

The Nibelung of Gnocchi

The Despot of Compote

The chancellor of cheetos

Count Chicken Parmula

The Saint of Croissant

The duke of doritos

El detenedor della pancetta

the meme of reddit

The Marchese of Bolognese

The Mayor of Meatloaf

the Sultani of Salami

that's literally the op
we should call you the burglar of bulgaria

fudge

The Lord of Lasagna

Ace of the asado
Emperor of empanadas
Chico de los choripanes
Fajador de los alfajores

...

the Sultani of Salam

il calciatore di cioccolato

he may have gone too far in a few plates

the lord of lasagne
the master of minestrone

the quarterer of quiches

The Zar of the 'zza

Herr of Double Hamburg
Queen of Quarterpound

what's he running for?
a happy meal?

The Asaulter of Asado

The despoiler of aglio e olio

The Panzer of Panzerotti

The condottiero of carpaccio

The Chief of Churros

The mussolini of zucchini

The Martyr of Mortadella.

The attacker of anchovy.

El Comedor de Chorizo

The Devourer of Donuts

The Pre-eminence of Parmigiana

The gladiator of gynecomastia

The Baron of beer

>Al fonso

The viscount of biscuits