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Gavin Ortiz
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Connor Lewis
This is the one
Jeremiah Miller
aids thread
Joseph Evans
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Kayden Baker
Who is the fighter who defines 'grinder?' Jon Fitch, maybe?
Blake Martin
Fucking kek these guys are exhausted
Hunter Ortiz
Dockie is getting bullied
Ryder Gray
fuck off
Mason Foster
Name one (1) fighter who could beat motivated Bob Sapp
Isaac Kelly
Big Nog did
Bentley Turner
Depends on what Sapp is motivated to do
Jonathan Gonzalez
Oh so you a boxer now Conner?
Ethan Reyes
who /low-key lee/ here?
Carter Ortiz
What is the /heem/ consensus on Joey Diaz?
Liam King
>21 years old
>4th pro fight
>have to fight Palhares
Jeremiah James
Logan Sullivan
>what Coral Springs does on the weekends
Brayden Robinson
holding a belt you didn't win is pretty cringey
Easton Bailey
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Tyler Wood
how do you know that that guy is dockie unless youre docksperg himself
Leo Carter
>tfw no thicc 40 year old wmma gf
Henry Butler
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Bentley Myers
this fight was great
Ryder Myers
Because dockie was shilling ARK here a couple months ago, that is the topic of that thread, and the person sperging out there is named heembro. I'm pretty much a pro detective.
Jason Garcia
The best part is that Mayweather carried him to the last round. He could have ended it at any time. It really seems like 99% of MMA fans/casuals don't understand just how humiliating that fight was. This boxer at the Mayweather gym explains it perfectly starting at 1:50
Juan Williams
>dockie was shilling ARK
Was he, Coral? Because you're the only attention-seeking sperg around.
Carter Thompson
why is joe rogan such a """mighty""" mouse fan
he fucking blows my guy, the only person he fought he lost
Andrew Howard
Maldonado up now
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Gavin Ross
Why is it bad to consider DJ the world's best p4p because he's a manlet, but it's okay to think GSP is the GOAT, even though any heavyweight could literally kill him?
Ian Martin
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Parker Phillips
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Adrian Lewis
>tfw finally caught up on the card and can post in /heem/ again
What memes have I missed lads?
Volkov/Struve was a great card from top to bottom. Main Event had a great pace, pretty spicy, some awesome knockouts and some good callouts too desu. Give Zabit Artem, and Taisumov can have Chiesa after that Knockout. Darren Till with Ponzi is fine be me too, though that guy needs to stop goofing around in his fights.
Feel for Struve though
Samuel Ross
hahahaha, Oral makes some retarded posting outing himself, calls Heem police top lol
Adam Morris
Is Anderson Silva's wrestling any good?
Jacob Sanchez
because DJ fought canlets. I dont think GSP the GOAT but he fought real fighters
Christian Evans
Could marc diakiese beat mcgregor?
Adrian Fisher
Ask Chael Sonnen
Elijah Wright
DJ has fought every other ranked flyweight. We don't know them because nobody cares when people smaller than your 12 year old boy are fighting.
Levi Scott
>the only person he fought he lost
Really makes the almonds rustle
Only casuals hate on mighty mouse, and they do it to fit in. The worst response he should illicit is apathy cause he certainly doesn't do anything outrageous to make anyone hate him, for any reason.
Jacob Torres
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but Sonnen is unironically one of the best analysts in MMA
Kevin Fisher
Just some decent webms. Prelims were great, those white Muslims are gonna take over, man.
Ryder Phillips
what's your point?
Brandon Thompson
sup everyone, I had an awesome weekend
Christian Baker
>when i break anderson silva's record i will be the greatest mma fighter of all time
really activates my almonds
Nolan Rodriguez
>oh so you a wrestler now
Owen Bell
Anyone have any fedor emelianenko webms?
Justin Hall
>oh so you a boxer now
Jason Smith
Jaxson Rogers
Thanks lad. Hopefully the better ones get reposted so I can catch up. I think I can make webm's from the card too if anyone wants but I figure most of it is done so there's no need Barbarena fight crapped out on me though.
I see Askren is retiring, what the hell man. I still had hope for him to come to UFC somehow.
Chase Williams
Is there a bigger pussy in MMA than Khabib?
Thomas Flores
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Joshua Fisher
You guys are getting desparate. But I would like explained to me the hatred for the guy that single handedly saved MMA.
Bentley Flores
Hey, pussy. Are you making weight?
Josiah Sullivan
nobody hates Nate the great
Ayden Jackson
germaine
Evan Roberts
GSP takes that title.
Matthew Ward
Both great answers
Andrew James
BASED MALDONADO
Ryder Sullivan
Conner got whooped by a 40 year old man with glass hands. No matter what he does, he'll always have that L.
Jordan Rodriguez
Where do I apply to be a /heem/ police officer?
What does the training consist of?
Jordan Kelly
Bisping
Faked injury for 1 year to avoid Romero
Jeremiah Wright
You first have to learn the ways of the cuckold. Then you have to develop a pathetic jealous hatred for conor mcgregor
Parker Lewis
>the man who destroyed 2 divisions by not defending his title for years saved MMA
>the man who started the trend of MONEY FIGHTS built around mandrama saved MMA
>the man who went to boxing for money saved MMA
t. literal 196er
Ayden Ross
>bulgaria
Easton Morgan
>Bro he could have just KOed him in like 10 seconds
Perhaps Floyd could, be there's no way for him to know that, and that's why the smart thing to do was start slowly. He could have got killed like Aldo for charging in like a retard.
Christian Moore
Maldonado just won by submission in Russia
Jaxon Cox
The crowd webm Aussie showed up so pretty much everything got covered. I'm sure it'll keep trickling out over the next couple days.
Too bad about Askren, but I can't say I'm surprised, he's probably making more money as a coach with the trouble he's had getting fights.
Ethan Phillips
>I was just holding the bellator stream for a friend, officer
Dominic Cook
m8 everyone knows Canada is the worst poster on /heem/
Isaac Hughes
>single handedly saved MMA.
MMA didn't need any saving when he showed up.
Nathaniel Howard
stick to soccer.
Caleb Cook
Biggest cowards in MMA countdown:
>Number 5 - Cris Cyborg
For years she complained that there was no featherweight division in the UFC. Dana even accommodated her demands and gave her a 140 catchweight bout, in which she almost killed herself while cutting for it. Real reason she won't go down to bantamweight is because there's actual competition there, not just single moms and part time waitresses. Also steroids.
>Number 4 - Conor McGregor
Had the easiest path to a title fight ever, then an even easier path to his next belt. Not entirely his fault: Dana orchestrated the whole thing because he couldn't afford a loss. He has fought literally one contender, all other fights were mismatches. Alvarez was probably the most undeserving belt holder in UFC history, again, Conor got lucky with his timing.
>Number 3 - Michael Bisping
Gets belt, "defends" it against guy who should be in a care home, then again an even easier opponent whose coming out of retirement and weights 20 pounds less than him. Worst of all this is in a division that has plenty of good fighters more deserving of him.
>Number 2 - GSP
Wrestlefucking decision machine, he knows his tactics aren't going to work against the current welterweights (can you imagine trying to wrestlefuck Demian Maia? Or win on decision versus Tyron?) so he moves up weight class and faces Bisping. Here we now have two cowards going head to head, and this is supposed to be the highlight of the year.
>Number 1 - Demetrious Johnson
Pound for pound #1 my ass. He hasn't fought ANYONE in years, last real fight was against Cruz and he lost. Dana asks him to move up to bantamweight for a real challenge and he bitches out and whines about being "forced to fight". What's the matter, can't put on a few pounds? Hope the flyweight division is removed and this joke goes back to playing Twitch for spare change.
Josiah Mitchell
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Joshua Barnes
Wow weird seeing a Canadian without his dick in GSP's ass.
Jason Gomez
>actually being this up to date with heemspergs
for sure go spend some time outside my man
Cooper Brooks
that's probably the most memorable moment in mma history
imagine being there
Lucas Lopez
youtube.com
get in here bois
Blake Nguyen
I'm not french canadian, regular canadians hate french canadians more than anyone on earth.
thx m8. Only fedor can come back from that suplex on his head.
Caleb Watson
Brandao coming up now
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Parker Ramirez
I have a ton of Fedor webms, guy was a human highlight reel for a while
Austin Bell
*gasps in japanese*
William Lopez
>sketchy link
idkm8
Henry Hernandez
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Wyatt Bailey
well an actuallyunironic post I can agree with for once
what do you have against Cyborg though? What you wrote isn't even internally consistent
Easton Watson
That's before my time but even on tape it looks like he snapped his neck
Jeremiah Morris
why are these niggers naked
Anthony Peterson
Biz here. What does heem actually stand for? Also thanks for making the bants on biz that much more hilarious.
PS Conor got BTFO like everyone knew he would. Now I kind of want to watch boxing or mma. Where to start and do I have to pay the cable Jew to do so?
Gabriel Sanders
I want to hear this announcer do some black metal, jesus
Ethan Gutierrez
aren't all streams sketchy links?
Juan Foster
Canadians don't really hate anything.
t. lived in Canada for 2 years, only thing people really hated was Geese and racism.
Leo Parker
His
Erection
Enters
Me
Jordan King
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
Justin Martin
Heem
Everyone
Especially
Mom
Isaiah Morales
he was so nimble for a guy of his stature.
I think the best fedor, was fedor coming back from fuck ups.
having erectile enemas monthly
Jack King
Sebastian Williams
Please leave, we already have the sperg quota filled.
Asher Hernandez
grow up
Christopher King
Where in canada? I lived in alberta for 14 years and everyone hated natives/tree huggers
Now i live in BC where everyone hates people who think smoking weed is for losers.
Hudson White
This is the obese spammer who doubles down as a docklet dwarf
Cameron Brooks
First person to get trips chooses /heem/'s official mascot. If they don't state a fighter, we'll go by the best P4P fighter from their country.