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/brit/'s high-brow humour edition

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business ideas:

>create an absolute monarchy
>give me power
>totally pedestrianise all major cities in the UK, ban cars from the city centres
>ban 'new-build' architecture
>ban the approval of any more skyscrapers in cities
>create an 'Islamic State' similar to Israel on the falklands and send all our Muslims there, give it back to Argentina
>nationalise the railways
>Complete HS2, HS3 and begin planning of HS4 to connect Scotland with England

thoughts?

yuzu

tfw no brit bf

cara

Huh

*invests billions in to your infrastructure as part of the One Belt, One Road initiative, increasing china's soft power around the globe*

got a bad cold feel like shit

eating porridge and watching my kitchen rules

xi is a capitalist roader

Post more cara

my plans to regenerate Wales with lead to a huge influx of foreign investment and domestic employment

sue

this 2bh

China sucks
its like America but 100x more autistic and no fun

good for them

at work

not having a good time

lol

Bruce is not a very kingly name

...

Ireland don't reply to yourse-
*squints*
waitaminute

at work

having a good time

lol

poo

...

excuse me, /brit/ is a chinese owned general, free speech is allowed, but attempting to stir dissent against the CCP is a crime punishable by law

did a cheeky leave work an hour early because I was done for the day anyway and would have just had to sit there for an extra hour in my office

What do you think?

thoughts on the oresund strait?

Shit.

started tinder again but only got 1 match
she's not bad though, will let her marinate overnight and give her a line tomorrow

I love Cara but goddamn all that photoshop

workers create commodities not capital

I think the irony of buying a £5 hip flask with some shite engraved on it that was made for 50p in a Chinese sweatshop wherein the person who made it probably earns 5p an hour is lost on them

why did latin have no influence on the language until the normans

reminder that cara would be more attractive as a man

what will happen to capitalism when there are no more poor countries to outsource production to?

it did

very ironic, that's like rain on your wedding day

love it
conspicuous consumption of commie branded trash, probably to some twiggy weenie makes me giddy

fucking normans ree

???

then nobody will be poor

fucking slept for 20 hours

never doing xanax again

FUCK MCCAIN

can I have your leftovers then

baby's first bar?

>The South produces better musicia-

youtube.com/watch?v=hCqgX50CAfI&feature=youtu.be

but if every country is rich, and companies can't sell domestically produced goods cheap, then nobody will be able to afford anything

Huh....this needs to stop

Replace the deaths with jews

struggling to find a fault

prefer the great belt 2bh

why is youtube so adamant about recommending really old Mickey Mouse cartoons to me? every fucking day theres a bunch of them and I have no idea why as I've never watched them or anything even related to them before

companies can sell domestically produced goods cheap though

you do realise that is anti semitic, right?

fuck... this got a nigga trippin yo...

sorry mate, heard its pretty hard to smuggle shit into straya

did about 10 of them

wow....really thinking about this

>ruling class
>is actually some tesco welp
gets the engine combusting

because youre a mick and little like a mouse

now jog on before i heem you

find it amazing how being a pasty fat boy used to be attractive ages ago

Now it's literally "the virgin body"

honestly not much of a thinker
the brainlet ponder

evolutionary psychology is unfalsifiable

Why don't you guys use Quaterstaves anymore? They were a cool practice.

>YouTube promotes those stupid "help the poor refugees/being bent is great!!!" Videos every month
>Censors "offensive" YouTubers like Peterson
Not alt right and don't think much of Peterson but YouTube's agenda is crystal clear

there were some latin words in old english

I have to go now. My planet needs me

Remember this rorke...

yes I agree fellow 'pede I am also not-alt right but the SJW Cultural marxist agenda of Google is obvious

just got into an argument with my mum about getting a job/studying for a masters/doing volunteering

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO LADS

even when i pondered looking for manual work she scorned me, uptight cunt

think google shut down his account the other day haha

Supreme

>Not alt right

What happened to Caralad?

i'm sure it has some value when it comes to stuff like mental illness
the fact that it attracts reactionary nerds like flies to shit is telling though

Ummm actually sweaty if you read between the lines it's easy to find out the agenda of various entities, if you're an independent thinker like myself. Sounds like you need to cling to indentities, and that's ok for the lower iq among us

mint post

mans on road

Why don't you wear wavy garms?

anime

need a dafne schippers gf

wtf
is there a song playing for anyone
is anyone else's cursor changed?

Bah, I never liked nationalism or the belief in national identify. I see it as an immature belief that we so feverishly hand onto. It separates us and puts us in camps of them and us instead of WE. I understand he's not a racist as he wants to preserve his national heritage, but I think it's out dated. National heritage needs to be eroded away and replaced with a global heritage. In this sense I believe it would be much easier for all people's to get along if we share and celebrate a global culture where people are blended and melded together.

good taste

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE _______

>and we'll feel gay when Johnny comes marching home

>There's a contest to name this new skywalk
Contemplating throwing in "The Hitler did nothing wrong skywalk"

so it' isn't just me

necked himself

the king is a dog-bumming bender bridge

>2013
>get lucky starts playing

>Contemplating throwing in "The Hitler did nothing wrong skywalk"

Holy shit....you think any of you lads will ever do anything this important/iconic?

might go to the 'cock when I'm in the Asiatic region

mined XMR all night and didnt get shit

fucking mining, its a waste of time and money

you probably lost money from having your GPU drawing all that power

shoo shoo
damn niggers ruining my tree

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Lots to do

exactly

they can fuck off

*walks into thread*
*clears throat*

SAIL.

POLAND NOOOOO