The newest picture of mario götze

the newest picture of mario götze.

So you're saying I should try out for a German soccer team

god just imagine sucking a fart out of that fat, delicious ass and then feeding him chocolate

Wow. A white fertile couple in 2017? That's problematic, Germany.

Goatse?

he's a big guy

he THICC

god just imagine sucking a fart out of that fat, delicious ass and then feeding her chocolate

THICC

both of these

>Fat
>Balding
>Manlet
Did Messi curse him with black magic?

No, those are just his genetics.
But evidently, it's not stopping him from having lots and lots of sex.

>tfw when you look exactly like götze. literally the same height and body, but without the money. fuck my life.

that broads turd cutter looks juicy fat, thick as molasses
i want her to treat my face as a sybian so bad guys

he looks american. can we get him on our NT?

Does he have an erection this time?

I don't see what is wrong with this. Dude's living the life

nah, too fat. can't anymore

>transfers to Hamburger SV
>scores late crucial goal to win the league
>Werder Bremen and Schalke relegated during the same season

>tfw no qt gf who tries to give you erections at boat parties when she knows paparazzi are around

No, that's Elon Musk with Johnny Depp's old slag.

>he scored a winner in a final world cup match on the fucking xxi century
lel

he can't get erect anymore

his tits are bigger than hers

goddamn australia

His gf is hot
Money > everything else (even if you are balding overweight manlet)

Guys I have the Goetze body and no hair since I shaved off my weak hair line.
Is there hope for me?

seething lanklet detected

Why is he still on holiday.

The season's started you fat cunt.

ye if you have millions in your bank account

Are you rich?

>turd cutter
lovely

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>win one world cup
>stops giving a fuck
>invents myopathy story, just enjoy $ and pussy
not even gonna lie, I'm jealous

>Mario Guts

his gf always looks fucking fantastic

Retard. No one is mistaking THAT for amber heard's flat ass.

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He's sick ya idiots.
"diagnosed with a rare metabolic illness, identified in media reports as myopathy, a muscle disorder which can cause fatigue and weight gain."

I think I got that too

No seriously, how do I get tested for that.

Well she wouldn't even look at him if it wasn't for his money and fame.

ah, so she fucks him in the ass, not the other way round

Is his fucking dick up again

Shot I have that too
Definetly.
I am fucking lazy and always have to watch what I eat.

for you

I would gladly be twice that size for half his footballing talent

Can you imagine

What it's like to be loved

The King of krapfen

the annihilator of Apfelstrudel

I'm dealing with a girlfriend who whines and rages over porn. She thinks I should only masturbate to the thought of her and doesn't understand men's natural desire for other women
I don't cheat but of course I see a sexy girl and I'm going to be aroused

the Dictator of Döner

the McGregor of McDonalds

the Crusader of Currywurst

The Sovereign of Spätzle

lol Gotze is such a typical fat little German boy

doesn't deserve an alpha Latin name like Mario

The Tyrant of Topfenstrudel

nothing alpha about being a poor commie manlet

Check your privilege shitlord, one of them has a disability.

mario is an italian plumber name

er ist ein Berliner

Stop with these, this isnt even remotely funny. I guess thats why there are no famous european comedians other than those two brits.

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The Obeseman of Ohio

Thank you for proving my point, it really does feel like /sp is riddled with 14 year olds

The obtuser of Orlando

I wanted some opinions on this but I guess you really are a bunch of losers

Sounds like you have a problem bro

>Relationshits

Found it

The Baron of Burger

My gf found me passed out at the computer, dick hanging out, tissues on the desk and some ugly milf on the screen. She woke me cracking up and said "poor bitch, couldnt make you cum" Married her.

If your women takes you watching porn personally you need to find a new one

The Fatman of Philadelphia

the city of (you)

>milf
>that flag

just stay the fuck out of euro threads if it bothers you so much

She keylogged the laptop so she can see what I post here and if I watch camgirls
Women have a hard time understanding sex and love are not intertwined for men.

It's alcoholism bruh.

Tell her to fuck off.
You gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere, and have privacy.

Otherwise, she'll see you as a doormat, her pet dog, and will have to get drilled by Tyrone to feel like a woman again.

He looks so chunky.

That guy looks like a fag

t. 16 year old

How can you be an athlete, yet be so fat?

so this... is the power... of metabolic diseases.......

>i want her to treat my face as a sybian so bad guys
never before have i had this thought
but i agree with you, friendo

Proof he's balding? I can't really tell from op pic, but my eyes aren't great either.

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Who can blame him?

take this shit to TMZ, bunch of gays

>tfw had qt lithunian gf
>tfw had dreams of moving there to live out comfy life after retirement
>tfw no lithunian gf

aua aua mein penis

in middle school some girl in my class was a bit obsessed with him and said she wants to marry him

why?

the behemoth of burgerland

in the old days obese men were considered wealthy

Need more detail, what exactly happened?

look at his bank account

nothing. we broke up

you cant trust Lithuanian women, they are lying cheating whores

lithuanian people in argentina are super conservative and religious

Lithuanian ppl in argentina are those that escaped before Soviets destroyed our ppl. Almost everyone left in Lithuania are degenerates.

you are way richer now than before the soviet union, the commies developed your country

you know nothing, my dear non-white friend

No they didnt, thats a fucking meme, all they did is just built bunch of commie blocks, there is a reason Lithuania is leading in suicide in the world.