What, you are 18yo+ and u still a virgin

>what, you are 18yo+ and u still a virgin
what do you do

>ackchually I'm asexual
problem solved

Fuck off roasties i got wizard powers

I hate women and general physical contact now please fuck off.

boys can't be virgins you're stupid.

But I'm not.

i'm a virgin because i have severe trust issues when it comes to women because my mother and step mother beat the shit out me and humiliated me when i was young

so what?
life isn't all about having sex

No need to remind me.

i was virgin until 20, sex is overrated

Yeah, want to help me solve that problem?

Work.

>pull pants down
>if its such a big fucking problem then docking granted u fucking witch

If you can't game a pity fuck outta second from left you don't deserve to live and aren't even worthy of masturbating

Just look at her submissive, broken , docile, subservient eyes...she is LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

hello autist

Hand me the noose.

The eternal roastie abhors weakness...you MUST overcome this

are you into femdom?

If you're

Maybe tonight we can fix that.

same

Cause I'm a Muslim. Could have lost my virginity to a qt Latina or Black, because I have to actually try to attract the attention of white women.

Okay you misunderstood, I hate sexual physical contact. The sexual parts of both men and women are disgusting. I also never met a woman that wasn't a materialistic piece of shit or insufferable with shit character. but yeah pretty autistic indeed.

I am a virgin because I don't give a fuck

find women repulsive but i'm not a homosexual
i guess i'm somewhere between freddie mercury and boy george

>general physical contact
You said it weird
Can you tolerate a Handshake or Hug?
Have you ever had a massage?

I only find vaginas to be repulsive
Therefore I love women but will always remain virgin

I sometimes give massages for free because I'm good at it. I also have nothing against hugging people or giving handshakes. I have nothing against kissing either. But the thought of a vagina makes me wanna puke.
I find the thought of sex both disgusting and erotic.

I just don't care anymore. If the opportunity to lose it comes I will take it gladly. But I don't care enough to better myself to lose it

What exactly do you find disgusting ?And which part of germany do you life, because i am in need of a good massage.

*Removes clothing*
Ladies let us fix that then.

*rape them*
now i am not virgin anymore

Like a true Turk.

>the absolute state of non-turkish Europe

because you waited until 20
it's best when you're in your prime which is about 14

Didn't Shakespeare say this in romeo and juliet?

NRW
and I really don't know. It's just hard to look at. It looks like a hairy facehugger from alien to me.
I have seen isis execution vids that left me completely cold but a vagina gives me chills of disgust. There are people alive right now who fucking LICK these things with their tongues! Wtf?!

You're not supposed to have sex before marriage anyway.

I'm a late bloomer

I spend all day not fucking

Excuses, excuses

Yeah I was just wondering if you have any questions.