Darth Vader is walking down a dark corridor at you with his lightsaber drawn and the only one there to protect you is...

Darth Vader is walking down a dark corridor at you with his lightsaber drawn and the only one there to protect you is the protagonist of the last film you saw.

How fucked are you?

I'm fucked.

10/10 would watch

>Nocturnal Animals
>mfw

Can a lightsaber deflect a bullet?

Those hi-ex rounds should do the trick though.

Whatever man

...

>Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Convenient

The Force can. Vader is wearing armor that can soften a lightsaber blow, anyway.

Yeah, I'm dead.

Are you kidding? He's probably one of the best chances of survival you'd have.

Protagonist isn't a woman or POC, so I guess we'll both die shrieking in terror like all good white men

Crisp Rat from Passengers. Yeah, I'm fucked, but at least he gets the sweet release of death

I wouldn't stand a chance

memelord cannot save me

yes

Eddy the eagle. Fuck.

Fucked

I'm fucked

no shit given

Could work, I guess.

she dead and I'm dead and also SHE'S GOT THE WRONG HELMET IN THIS PICTURE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying Colonel Bat Guano isn't the protagonist

50/50

Might be too much to handle for him

w-who's laughing now

I watched Glengarry Glen Ross so I would just throw him an exceptional castle real estate deal in Mustafar which he cannot refuse

I think I will be OK

What would happen?

only if James Bond has the charm to seduce a robot

Lucky me

sure helped when luke cut off his arm didn't it?

I'll be fine

It helped when Luke tagged Vader in ESB. Vader would have been dead right there if it wasn't that armor.

Depends on who has the (moral) highground

tough call

maybe we escape and I get to be his streetwise sidekick

Wtf

>Darth Vader fighting Anakin
hmmmm

I hope real estate posting becomes the new goodfriend posting

>reverse search
>get "пyтин и oбaмa пpикoлы"

ok what the hell is this

vader wold win easily

Vader is taller, which automatically gives him the high ground.

Kek

Can a lightsaber deflect a gabagool?

I'm sure the writers would make some way for MaRey Sue to win.

Its magic user

I'm good.

nice

Super easy.
Holy fuck this movie was bad

Operation Y and Shurik's Other Adventures

Its a soviet comedy film, its funny af (at least to me)

Pretty sure I'm a dead man.

>I have deduced you are really Anakin Skywalker!
>I don't think that helps us survive Conan.

How would a space marine take down Vader?

Not him but its Warhammer 40k and their tech level is way beyond Star Wars level.

Last movie I watched was The Clone Wars so I guess the protagonist is either Obi Wan or Anakin. If it's Anakin, we are fucked. If it's Obi Wan, we're good.

True, but a regular space marine has no psychic powers and Vader has the force, wouldn't he just be able to crush the space marine inside his armor like a tin can?

He'll just use that fucking atomic powered shoes of his. Never understood why he hadn't tried just kicking people with them, only the ball. He can probably break a leg of culprit with one kick.

>lucky number slevin
Does mr goodkat murder him

Holy christ, I'm never letting my girlfriend pick the movie again.

>He'll just use that fucking atomic powered shoes of his

I thought of that. But Vader can just stop the ball in midair.

Vader would just pick her up and throw her down a hole

Slevi is the mc and would elaboretley fool Vader

im pretty fuckt

I wonder if SJW's hate Grease.
The entire movie is about changing who you are to please your boyfriend.

The protagonist girl from Rogue One.

Did you like the French Connection? Wasn't it generic?

Um...

Honestly? I'm pretty sure I'm still fucked.

Amy Adams in that shitshow Nocturnal Animals so Dark Vader will lose

I guess I'm fucked. Or am I?

completely fucked

Who was the good guy in the Jungle Book?

I doubt it, we rarely see him do more than pick up regular dudes don't choke them. Try doing that to an 8 foot demigod that has the mass of a gorilla. Vader deflecting a bolt round would be suicide.

>Jack Giddes of Chinatown

we're both fugged, lol

i think im good?

Burt Gummer from Tremors, I think its a pretty even fight

Baloo, you're fucked. Me too, this guy will most likely shit himself and run away

...

size matters not. vader will wreck them, even if they're a big guy

Atlest we will crash with style

>superman

Lol good night Vader

i've seen it being very heavily critised, ignoring that travolta chances a lot too, or at least tries (by the end of the movie it's "revealed"that he stuck to running track and been doing it the whole time).

You could also view it as Sandy finally growing up a bit, letting go of the puppy eyed, idealistic little girl. She also expect him to mature aswell "You better step up, cus i need a man".

But yea her whole "makeover" is more visual. At the end of the day it's a all white, superficial feel good musical, so who cares.

Saved by poor writing.
Thanks Jew Jew.

Those big guys are shooting mini tanks rounds at his shit suit

Pretty sure I'm fine

It would just melt on contact

Anakin would win. He lost a shit load of power when he became Vader

David from Prometheus. Don't think he stands a chance.

reminder that "Superman's" powers manifest within Earth's atmosphere, and in space he is just a regular dude.


also, santa claus is fake

They might do something that kills Darth Vader and destroys the empire, gaining them more medals. If Vader is really a cholo I'm done for.

oh boy I just saw princess bride.
so say hello to Dread Pirate Roberts

Strangely enough, I watched Revenge of the Sith last night. Who's the protag of that? Obi-Wan? I guess I'm good.

Or this guy

>mfw I just saw Star Wars

I dunno. What do you guys think?
I think I have a pretty good chance. Death likes to assist Bill and Dead.

he lost a shitload of limbs

what the fuck? was there another streaming?


kek

the reverse of what you described happened

>hey bill, lets remember to put a lightsaber that falls on his head on this exact moment
lightsaber falls and kills vader
>Woah dude that totally worked!

Bernie Mac

I'm fucked