Goooooooooood morning, South America.
3:00 pm | Bolivia vs. Chile
3:30 pm | Colombia vs. Brasil
4:00 pm | Ecuador v. Perú (fuck whomever made this fixture)
6:30 pm | Argentina vs. Venezuela
7:00 pm | Paraguay vs. Uruguay
All times are UTC -5. Enjoy the second to last matchday.
>Relegation to CONCACAF
what
Yes, if they finished last, the entire country has to move to the caribbean
I WANT PARAGUAY IN THE FUCKING WC.
REEEEEEEEE
How comfy is it at the top in the most brutal qualifying group?
So thats why GUyana and Suriname are no longer there?
Goooooood Morning, perubro.
match schedule for hueguys:
17:00 pm / SporTV 3 | Bolivia x Chile
17:30 pm / Globo, SporTv | Colombia x Brasil
18:00 pm / SporTV 2 | Ecuador x Peru
20:30 pm / SporTV | Argentina x Venezuela
21:00 pm / SporTV 2 | Paraguay x Uruguay
das rite, they could never achieve promotion so that's why they stayed there
fucking sweating here bois
Casual fans (that are the vast majority of International Football) don't really care about CONMEBOL qualifications, so we are not under the spotlight much.
Still kinda good tho.
im fucking comfy
wtf i lov brasil now
>Boliva
Fuck dude I feel bad for them.
I'll be cherring for Peru. you deserve to be at the WC again.
good luck, perubros.
Good luck everyone, especially Peru and except Argentina
you shouldn't,they're bad people
bolivians must be gassed ASAP
Nah, he is fucking with you, relegation to concacaf is a meme joke so they can know how bad they are, confederations don't follow league rules, there is no relegation.
Suriname, French Guyana and Guyana are in concacaf because they chose it, not only because they are more caribbean than southamericans by culture but because they suck and they have more chances of winning something there than in conmebol.
faggot
draw
brasil wins
ecuador wins
draw
paraguay wins
I second this
gran marica you queria (you)s
War of the Pacific?
>Chile Bolivia
>draw
Bitch pls, we deserve to lose and fullfill our meme status and miss this WC. If there is logic in this shit we should lose and cement our 6th place.
We will then have Vidal posting shit as always, blaming everybody but him and a lot of talks about who the fuck can replace them and then realie there is no one left which means back to 90's Chilel status
We may not qualify, but I swear we won't let Peru go to the WC either.
Why?
>of his starters, two in the NT the rest ALL injured
>had to play with the bench
>couldn't even complete the 18 man squad even after calling some kids from the cantera
>still won
>first in league
Explain congolombians
el californiANO ajaja
Yeah, the other day I saw a pajeet saying that european qualifiers were the best
el boliviANO
Have you ever been here? Greatest state in the union ( and thus world).
Don't be, they are already dead.
Chile is out if Bolivia wins?
...
promiedos.com.ar
I'm came from future.
get frigged Evo
>Peru
How shameless do you have to be to force yourself into making a world cup with countries that didn't even invite you?
el boliviANO 2.0
Is Bolivia the Mississippi of South America? Is this (bullying) why Bolivians are rare here?
Justo tengo prueba en la uni a la hora del partido, puta la wea
baby gonna cry?
que lindo es ser neet x dios
why are you talking like we knew what missisippi represents? amerifats thinking they are the centre of the world make me mad as fuck
Menos mal congele la carrera en el último año y soy un neet oveja negra de la familia senioress
Bolivia had all the checks to be the clown of SA
-Letf wing
-Evocosas (Like saying chickens with hormones are the cause of homosexuality)
-Whinning for everything to Chile
-Indios
-They are hate for every country to his side
-Meme sealess
No, they're the Mexico of South America
You shouldn't. With the home advantage they have, they should at least have 6 free wins, and they can't even get that right. Fuck 'em.
Chile win
Colombia win
Ecuador draw
Argenigger win
Paraguay draw
Mississippi is incest and corn
I don't mind at all though, the less we have to do the better because nobody wants that world cup here since it's a bottomless money pit, it's just bizarre how Paraguay just went "hey i'm doing it too just to let you know"
And you're the one that's going to cry today kek
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>Colombia win
trying to jinx it I see
Brazil will dominate the whole game and win 2-0
What's that supposed to show? Argentina walking the pitch? We don't defend unless they get past the middle
Sampaloli football in a nutshell
no seas mufa pajabrava
i linked your post by mistake, just wanted to show the filename
Sounds like a personal problem argenchoke.
I was reading up on the War of the Pacific, and it seems like they've always been underdeveloped.
If the best current German squad played the Brazil, who wins Germany or Brazil?
I think Brazil would.
he's right though we know shit about mississipi
Sup monkey
how fucked are we?
You'll win
I don't think our team interested in playing seriously still
Yea, it's Mississippi.
what do I look like tom sawyer? outtahere whitey
I'm brown asf boiiii
wena mufasa
That game has that 0-4 feel
>inb4 Colombi4
La puta madre
There is no way Chile doesn't win the next WC lads
Also Paraguay is definetely going to the world cup after their win today
I won't let you down
Ecuador pls go away we need Peru in the WC.
Me too sopa de macaco, me too.
No, but I know it's the GOAT and I really wanna go there someday.
>Paraguay not qualifying
>la traicion hermano, la mentira
but but i thought we were mercobros Brasil
If you're able to save enough money for a a week or two you can do alot in Cali. You can literally be at the beach, and go skiing in the same day if you wanted to.
>You can literally be at the beach, and go skiing in the same day if you wanted to
But I can do the same here, and it's cheaper
We have wine here too like Chile. I worked at a resturant that had some from Chile about a year ago.
Based California, truly the best state
r8 my results of the matchday lads
Even though you massacred my brethern at the Chicanocaust, you're still pretty based too Chile.
we in nigga/10
> Chile wins by 1 | Bolivia vs. Chile
> Colombia by 1 | Colombia vs. Brasil
> Ecuador by 1| Ecuador v. Perú
> Argentina by two or more | Argentina vs. Venezuela
> Paraguay by 1 | Paraguay vs. Uruguay
Because fuck Peru, that's why.
Guerrero gonna go ham tbqh
CONMEBOL is unironically the saving grace of football
- UEFA Champions League is corrupt and the same shit happens every year
- UEFA qualifying is literal whos against the mighty andorra and liechtenstein
- CONCACAF is unironically all literal whos
- no one cares about africa and asia
why do you hate peru too? are we greatest allies now or what?
who's the guy who starts with the ball and by the end is walking turning his back on it?
they seem to be historical enemies. Had a couple of wars
looks like he has the armband so he's messi
Why are Argentina so bad at football?
They have good players?
based, also sage as there's already a thread
youtu.be
>direland
LOL!
Fingers crossed and prayers for Chile and Peru to qualify at the Argies' expense
Not many good midfielders since mid 2000s, and it's catching up to us now
>9-1
>on their first match
JUST
On top of that
>nothing but meme keepers since Abbondanzieri (and even he was kind of a meme himself)
>none of today's defenders are even as good as players like Sorin, Ayala, Samuel, etc. - so we have to defend with numbers, and then our best chances are on counters
>despite this, managers after Sabella have insisted on meme possession, even though counter attacking football was working like a fucking charm
>key players like Di Maria and Mascherano are stale now
>U20s have basically been dead since 2011
>AFA being AFA
brazil would get raped against germany.
Brazil look stronger than they are because the rest of conmebol is currently weak as fuck.
wouldn't say they'd get raped, it would certainly be a more competitive match in the next world cup. That said, yes, CONMEBOL teams are a fucking mess outside of Brazil.
yeah Portugal is the true elite team of the world, go UEFA
>Rugby
b-but that's like our f-fifth most popular sport la
seems right
But seriously, the shitty euro isn't moortugals fault, platini fucked up with the new mode. Glad this piece of shit is gone. he's the same human garbage as blatter.
we should have 7 (8) spots desu senpai