Planning on going to see Lana Del Rey live with my soon-to-be girlfriend

Planning on going to see Lana Del Rey live with my soon-to-be girlfriend.
Any advice?

It will be filled with a lot of gays

>soon-to-be girlfriend
What did he mean by this?

he's going to try to kidnap lana again, and won't fail this time

>soon-to-be
You're going to get cockblocked so hard. If not, then you're going to get cucked.

Try not to fall asleep

Bring lube, otherwise it’s gonna hurt when “she” puts it in.

just run from the po po this time

fuckherrightindapussy

Too late OP. Lana has already seduced her with her lesbian magic soundwaves.

bring a copy of pablo honey for her to sign

>soon-to-be girlfriend
She has a thing for calling guys daddy and likes to choked, but not by you.

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But I'm already married to her already, OP.

Make sure she listens intently to video games so she gets you want her to suck your dick on the way home.

9/10

You mean, that cool girl who wrote "Creep"?

If she listens to lana del rey, she's not interested in being your girlfriend

get off of Sup Forums before these autists give you some advice that will ruin your chances

Soooo, you're a lesbian?

Meme girl

I'm fridgid