yet another new threat to humans emerges in Australia. Mystery sea bugs ate the flesh of a teenagers legs! Holy shit! Wife wants to travel to Australia i have put my foot down. No way!
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Yet another new threat to humans emerges in Australia...
Landon Garcia
Matthew Howard
Irukandji?
David Peterson
>i have to put my foot down
did a gentle lel
Brody Sanchez
It's literally just fucking sea lice. They have anti-colagulating compounds in their bite to help bleed you out better so they can suck on your blood.
It's literally no different than getting bed bugs.
Stop making Australia look weird when we are safer and more normal than any European or North American country.
Cooper Foster
>abos and bogans
>normal
Ryder Lewis
>Stop making Australia look weird when we are safer and more normal than any European or North American country.
yeah right. the only threat in finland is drunk people, while in australia literally everything tries to harm you or at least give heart attack
Benjamin Hernandez
Even the fucking sea lice can eat you in Australia
In no other country is this happening.
Kevin Rivera
>just fucking sea lice
never heard of that before, you weird Australia, sorry
Aiden Campbell
Perhaps you don't know
There are no fucking man-eating sea-lice in Europe or America
Gabriel Hill
>Native Americans and White Trash
1:1, yeah mate?
Hudson Long
Yeah sure m8 but I'm not saying we're normal though.
Juan Kelly
Seriously though, memes aside, how bad are the insects and shit in Australia for the average person who isn't living out in the middle of nowhere?
Ian Wood
>Australia
>Man eating sea lice
..I-it's totaly n-normal! Right guys??
Carson Flores
>we are safer and more normal than any European or North American country.
Kayden Johnson
well... in Amazon we have a couple of weird stuff, but you are reaching higher levels of wtf
Austin Brown
t. mystery sea bug
Carter Cox
>It's literally no different than getting bed bugs
Australian bed bugs must be scarier than the ones we have here.
Xavier Ross
>SLIDF
Camden Ramirez
Yeah no shit. I recently stayed in a hotel for work and one of my co-workers got chewed up by bedbugs in his room down the hall. He didn't look good, but he didn't look like that.
Jonathan Stewart
>our bedbugs live in our beds and our oceans
Brody Rodriguez
...
Jason Thomas
luckily the sea penis is the natural predator of mutant man-eating sea bugs so it balances out
Nathan King
>Stop making Australia look weird when we are safer and more normal than any European or North American country.
You really do believe this don't you?
Even Brazilbro confirms that the fucking Amazon have nothing on Australia.
Fuckin Sea lice!?
Sea lice do not eat people!
That is not normal!
Australia is not normal.
I'm sorry but your wildlife is so fucked up that even all the other tropic cunts go "God fucking damn! Get out with that fucking bullshit!"