What are Sup Forums's thoughts on Elvira?

What are Sup Forums's thoughts on Elvira?

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looks better as a redhead

So my uncle knowing the "movie buff" I am gave me a cope of an Elvira dvd with "Santa Claus conquers the martians" and "Beast from the haunted cave" should I be worried that he as a normie gave me this dvd?

*for christmas

I found her entertaining enough to stay up late saturday nights when movie macabre would play on some local channel back when I was younger

also this

I was surprised what an exciting life she's lived. Hope she writes a book.

Love her, would buy a gigantic dvd boxset with all her material on it.

>needed stitches after she lost her virginity

i went to a theme park for halloween in socal and she was there being old and slutty 8/10

Love her feet

She's cool.

To Tom Jones of all people as a minor

>talking about Elvira when there's niggers running wild in the streets

He sounds based

post pics?

true

I miss goth chicks

I'd blow her old ass back out if she was in costume

Claire can take over when she dies

muh d*ck

>funny
>self made
>hard working
>smart
>beautiful

She should be on the twenty dollar bill

(Also mistress of the Dark is a solid comfy/sexy kino)

She's me. She's you. Just with bigger tits.

Is she the girl version of Svengoolie? what's her schtick?

Faggot

She's been my fantasy mommy since I was 16

But her tits become smaller
Still great though

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nice

Anyone have the image of her at a party?

what CapeShit Character Should sHe PlaY?

The enchantress.

cute nips

I never had a crush on her but always found her amusing and entertaining. Great character, deserves the legacy.

That there should be a film of her being savagely fucked by me.

She's great.

Campier than Bette Midler.

still getting my cock hard since i can remember watching her as a kid in the 80s

My first 3D crush and fap. I can still cum buckets to her.

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I fucking love Elvira Mistress Of The Dark, that movie is some fucking good 80's kino.

She's pretty funny too not gonna lie.

I want to be her

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Your uncle is patrician as fuck.

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>tfw Elvira will never smother you with her tits

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fuck you, go fight them, warrior

that's kind of a fucked up thing to do to a woman

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No, those are good episodes. My favorite episode of her's was the Night of the Living Dead one.

How do they stay in?

Tape/glue is almost certainly involved

link my good lad

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BABY WANT MILKIES

MOMMY MILKIES

It's not unusual

Elvira got pretty pissed at her for going that, made a whole video about it and everything

Got a link?

link to both videos, please.

youtube.com/watch?v=LkgNNAJMvbs

kek

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Elvira in her prime was one of the hottest women on the planet

elvira wasnt the first mistress of the dark. she shouldnt be upset someone would try to keep her legacy alive

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wonder what her tits would feel like on my cock

Pretty funny when you consider Elvira stole her entire act from Vampira.

She was ticked for some reason, I can't find the video of her driving around ranting about it but it looks like they made up in the end

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She could still get the d, tee bee hach.

I think she was mad that she was using the Elvira name rather than using her schtick

>Elvira got pretty pissed

WHAT?! She loved it and was playfully riffing on her back. Why you gotta like she was mad?

>he's a tits guy

>those nudes of her with that mega bush

HNNNNNNNNNG

she made a whole ranting video about her being the one and only real Elvira

Evidently she's frequently heavily drunk before/during her Knott's Scary Farm stage shows. Not judging her - just saying, if any determined user in the southern California area wanted to, that's probably going to be the best time to hit on her.

you better tell me where to find that shit

I shouldn't have seen this

>those curtains
>that table
>that chair

What hotel plz?

google Cassandra Peterson nude

wow hard m8

Type "Cassandra Peterson nude" into Google you retard. Be careful or a group of blacks is going to torture you on Facebook.

Didn't ed wood marry her or was it the director marrying the actress portraying her?

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she was never mad user.

>its a Elvira gets her virgin pussy torn up by Tom Jones episode

you sir are a faggot and you are not my nigga.

thats cassandra not Elvira

Elvira has never been nude and turned down ton of money from Playboy.

Totally different

dick status : MUH

>still no Elvira Netflix series
>still no Elvira cameo on Ash vs Evil Dead
i mean come on

I've never heard this Hannah person talk, but holy fuck is she annoying. I never want to hear the word jaaku again.

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Your uncle is patrician as fuck

BTFO

Autism: The Post

Think about it. Have you ever seen Cassandra Peterson and Elvira in the same room together? Didn't fucking think so, nigger turtle.

GILF

I'd hit it until one of us died