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>Season standings: 1. Lewis Hamilton 238 points 2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points 3. Valtteri Bottas 197 points 4. Daniel Ricciardo 144 points 5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points
There is literally nothing wrong about enjoying the taste of raw onions.
Kayden Cooper
Savage.
Ian Edwards
Not as premature as Germany
Nathaniel Mitchell
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Samuel Murphy
Isn't there that age thing that means it can't be Wehrlein?
Mason Jones
He needs to eat even more raw onions.
Aaron Phillips
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Aiden Rivera
Good point. He'll be 23 in October, Martini contract reportedly requires one driver >25.
Chase Phillips
Do you think he can still get boners?
Connor Morales
no
Benjamin Young
Surgeons inserted a valve to artificially pump blood into his corpus cavernosum so Corrina can ride him
Thomas Anderson
>talk about new system for penalties for engines at races Why not scrap loosing places and make it so a race that you take a penalty is worth less points to that driver. What's the most grid positions you can lose in one race? Make it so you only score the nearest whole number (0 included) of *grid positions that would be lost*/(*greatest number of grid positions you can possibly lose*+10) that way the driver still can race for their usual result but the team and their championship are punished for taking penalties. And the lower team's can still get a point or so as well. Maybe even chuck on a fine on top because they seem to want to do the charity meme.
If penalty, team livery is replaced with [insert meme]
Luke Smith
>for every penalty 1 random sponsor is taken off the uniform and car and replaced by the next image posted in the /f1/ thread
Gavin Stewart
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Blake Ortiz
ricciardo bless press f to pay respects to inagua, even all the flamingos flew away
Hudson Morales
the team principal gets dunked in a tank of semen and urine
half a metre high for every new component above the limit
Colton Walker
...
Sebastian Hughes
>A storm of BBCs posted on /f1/ half a second after a penalty is announced
Noah Fisher
>Claire orders immediate engine changes after every session
Joshua Rogers
cheked
John Thompson
Thoughts on Mclaren Porsche
Oliver Nguyen
Nobody is talking about how well Vandoorne was driving when he was in 7th at Monza. Dude has incredible pace but such a shit car. Either McHonda needs to step their shit up by the end of the season or I would hate to watch more talent be wasted.
Daniel James
Porsche won't do it. They are a stand alone company like ferrari and mercedes.
Easton Miller
delet this
Oliver Carter
We repress those sad memories.
Matthew Smith
hugging the only decent part of the car sadly
Kevin Ward
Would you impale her?
Dominic Perry
>Sup Forums tier shitpost
Liam Parker
Wehrlein will leave F1 after this season... Mark my words.
Sebastian Reed
won the WC in 1984 and 1985 with Lauda and Prost respectively
Lincoln Moore
her face isn't nearly small enough for her head
Mason Adams
wouldn't mind hitting her with my rock if you can follow my skiing line ;^)
Austin James
>Alonso to sign for Williams on a 3 year contract. >Contract allows for participating in Le Mans and Indy 500. >Alonso works his magic getting a mediocre car into wins and threatening for the championships. >Sponsor and higher championship position revenue increases for Williams. >Alonso wins Le Mans and the Indy 500 a couple of times. >Porsche enters F1 in need of experienced drivers and Alonso tops the bill at the right time. >Williams, McLaren or a Porsche factory team goes on to have an easymode car like RBR/Merc. >4 or 5 WDC's in a row easymode style and then a couple more with rule changes that evens the field, but old man Alonso is still miles ahead of any other driver anyway. >Vettel and Hamilton(with Ron Dennis skewing results) join Alonso but suffer the faith of being exposed like Massa and Kimi did. >Retires as undisputed GOAT, writes a tell all book that puts all the British press fairy tales to rest.
Jaxson Garcia
Alright Toto, at least be subtle when you realise he isn't good enough to match Hamilton
Michael Taylor
>Assuming his career will last longer than 2 more seasons
Christian Long
Between Martini's and Papa Stroll's requirements I think the only one of those drivers that fits is Kubica.
Justin Turner
When your talent is so superior, aging is not an issue. It will take decades for his body to degrade to the talent level of current F1 drivers.
Jace Ramirez
At Monza in 2017: >Palmer cut the chicane to not lose a place to Alonso >Palmer later retired with an engine problem >Alonso said this is "karma"
Meanwhile, Alonso has: >participated in race fixing >blackmailed his team boss for preferential treatment, resulting a 100 million dollar fine and the teams disqualification from the WCC >blocked his teams pitbox during qualifying in an attempt to ruin his teammates qualy run >destroyed the morale at every team he's been a part of >retired from 19 races in the last 3 years due to engine problems
Really makes you think...
Hudson Anderson
wtf i hate alonso now
Colton Perez
>now
David Watson
So it turns out that David Schumacher, son of Ralf Schumacher, is more talented that Mick Schumacher.
F4 next season btw
Robert Kelly
I know. That despite all the challenges forced upon him he has managed to maintain being the best driver in the sport for over 10 years.
Isaac Price
Although I will admit he had one qt wag and let her drift away.
Still, better than Hamilton.
Owen Morgan
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Lucas Scott
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
Nathaniel Watson
>let her drift away.
Julian Cox
>Kvyat bought Kelly gifts >Fishnet tights
How can people not like him?
Anthony White
>M >having a fat gf
James Taylor
>Kyvat like women in fishnets
David Murphy
>Joe bought Lee a gift >it's Palma
Nicholas Barnes
it's not the American-sized "medium" you buy for Victoria, Jos
Aiden Price
nice meme friendo
Blake Hill
...
Nathan Mitchell
fresh from reddit, guys!
Grayson Price
>a storm specifically to get rid of you there is a god
Nathan Rodriguez
I'm going to the Dominician Republic on September 15th. Am I fucked?
Leo Rogers
>Rick and Morty
Worst fanbase of anything. Period.
Nathan Anderson
I started to believe in god when I realized the sea is going to swallow you. Don't know why he'd want to get rid of Bahamabro though. God sure works in mysterious ways.
Blake Lee
>Dominician Republic you're fucked regardless of whether or not there's a hurricane, that place is shit you mean rick and reddit
Bentley Russell
>tfw :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joseph Wilson
you'll flood before we do
Tyler Robinson
Yes, which is a shame because the show is unironically good, at times. Hopefully they act more like South Park or bojack and not conform to the dumb fans, like family Guy
Asher Campbell
Kek'd. Is it really that bad?
Good post
Anthony Ortiz
what about now?
Carter Richardson
>Kek'd. Is it really that bad? yes, it borders haiti
Samuel Stewart
I've made a horrible mistake then Ricciardo bless though
Oliver Fisher
Only one man can stop a storm of such magnitude
RELENTLESS
Chase Gonzalez
People do like him.
Easton Jackson
How can people not like him? = some misguided people don't like him How can people not like him? =/= no one likes him
Robert Wood
BRACING
Eli Parker
t. Tony Abbott
Asher Gutierrez
Based DK
Hope he enjoyed the fuck they had.
Xavier Sullivan
Don't let him it you, Dominicana is 1000x better than b*hamas
Ryan Allen
wew glad I just refreshed for this you're unironically retarded if you believe that
Brayden Bennett
wait it was bait well played guatemala
Jackson Davis
>page 5 fucks sake auscunts get up you lazy cunts
Christian Lee
alright love keep your hair on
Logan Nguyen
well at least one of you answered.
Caleb Howard
>being awake before midday
Jace Myers
Get your shit together strayacunts
William Lewis
Honestly while there's a part of me that wants to feel sorry for Alonso, as it would be nice to see a three way title fight (assuming McLelren have a good chassis). But every time I think of 2008, and the race fixing mess he somehow didn't know about, I'm almost happy he's suffering. You're going to tell me that when Renault told Fernando that he's going super light on fuel, he just accepted that without question? They'd have no historical data on SC's, and it would just be such a gamble. I'd doubt he'd be willing to just accept that plan on a lark like that.
Honestly it's one of the worst examples of cheating in the sport. I'm fairly sure Alonso didn't come up with the idea, but Alonso knew about the plan when he got into the car that day. People say Schumi was a cheat/dirty for hitting JV, so what does that make Alonso? Had that not happened, Felipe Massa would have won the 2008 WDC. I know that they can't remove the result from the record, but fuck I wish they could, however that would change the title results from 2008. It's fucking nonsense honestly.
Kayden Howard
>not wanting to be up in the morning for a run down the beach while it's still chilly.
Julian Bailey
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Jason Rivera
I even set an alarm for 8:30 got up for a coffee but then fell back asleep, here now boys
Daniel Lopez
>page 4
Julian Bell
what was the name of that alternate autism F1 season again and where can I find it?
Aiden Allen
hi
Cameron Ramirez
when will amx admit that it's his fault and he should stop being such a whiny kid
Zachary Gomez
I was going to make bantz about when he grows the fuck up and stops being a dumbfuck teenager, but apparently that's only 3 and a bit weeks away.
Good: We won't have to endure the media jerking off over him being a "hurr hurr teenager wonderkid" anymore Bad: 20th birthday is on the Saturday of the Malaysia GP, so SkyF1 is going to be fucking insufferable that weekend
