Bundesliga

Mätches resume freitag

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I claim this thread to be ananastisch.

are yanks allowed to start this thread? he didn't even style it as /bundes/

>Wanting to be autos aged

My ticket has arrived lads, quite excited to be honest

Are you from hamburg?

the mods don't autosage his threads

have fun

Also very nice

No I'm from Birmingham, I support aston villa
I'm going to be in Germany in a couple weeks and I wanted to go to a bundesliga game
thanks
if any anons in Hamburg or Bremen want to come for some beers then let me know

Well I am jelly and wish you a good time

cheers mate
maybe you will get a passport one day

will you watch the match with your mates?

thx for the ticket retard

no but seriously you should have censored the bar code unless you want some hamburger user to have your ticket

t schizo

i'll be on my own but i will make german mates in the pub before the game
don't care, i have proof of purchases etc. even if some twat tried something i'll get in the game regardless

Lauri had a bad experience revealing personal info you know

Don't speak German though. Germans get really weird when you try to speak German

I don't know who that is

because anglos just can't and never will

it's the Finnish poster

not true

do u have any idea how easy it is to print a ticket from an online picture? my friend's dog makes hundreds of yuros every summer by printing out tickets that stupid people post on their instagram

i don't know about bundesliga games but in here it usually doesn't mean shit if you have "proof" that you actually bought your ticket, if the bar code reads as if it's been already used once you're fucked

Does your friends dog look like pic related?

hehe

I've been to Germany before son, not all of them are anglo hating autists
still don't care, I'll be going into the ground early anyway so my barcode will work first even if someone does try to copy it (which they won't because I'm not a paranoid mong)

I love mätches of the tennis.

that was impressive, savestova was playing well

>gasquet will play a literal what challenger next week
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Pekao_Szczecin_Open
J U S T

>Literally impossible to escape clay season
Rafas fault

Hello I'm back from work.

(>)We are just trying to be considered, given that a lot of germans know at least basic english fundamentals and that a lot of anglos sound like they're having a seizure when they're no regular german speakers.

it's schliepi time

NO!

I just came back from work and I don't feel like schlieping desu.

>not all of them are anglo hating autists
A lot of people I know are very fond of english people and culture. Of course there is a lot of thrash-talking, especially in bars/pubs, but most of it is just harmless banter.

I feel sad now ;_;

One of you should buy the magazine and scan it for /bundes/

I will, if it's still the actual edition.

I really really like this picure

i have a Zeit subscription
if "Zeit Magazin Mann" is the same as the regular Zeit Magazin i get i will

Even if you're normally not into Bohndesliga, the actual "football leaks" episode is quite interesting.
youtube.com/watch?v=jbmTcdP0Zds

>Ronaldo is one of the main subjects of this conversation
>"Through all the mails we are reading we know that one worldwide known footballer is homesexual"
rly maeks one ponder

How was work ?

Kind of strange desu. Although there wasn't as much to do as on a lot of other workdays, I still felt unusually exhausted after work. But a most of my colleagues felt the same.

>tfw day off tomorrow and been sitting in the warm shower drinking beer while watching the USA game

sounds comfy desu

Danke Robert holz

I don't get it

Do you really not know zis man?

no I don't

ABHSV is a mental disease

???

Me on the right lmaoing@ u
Translate Robert holz to English (then look at hamburgers squad)

I'm stupid

Is ok bby

Good night

btw, Is someone going for Timo Werner at comunio?

Yes
t. sold obama

If I may ask, how much did you get for him?

Also good night

15,5 mio
Was 2 dependent on him

Interesting considering that having Obama in your squad meant pretty much guaranteed points. But yes, if he's going to get injured things would probably look grim for you, given that you can't rely on Sörensen all the time to smooth things out for you. But don't you have the same problem now with Werner?
I really have to go to sleep now, so good night again.

Yes, good night.

good night

bündës~

>Reschke: "Auch Barça wollte Dembélé, der wohlgemerkt seit seiner Kindheit Fan dieses Vereins ist, im Sommer 2016 verpflichten. Aber selbst Barcelona war chancenlos. Uns allen war bewusst, dass der Junge eine Granate ist. Wir wollten Dembélé nach München holen und haben alles versucht. Aber: Der Spieler selbst hat erklärt, dass er nur zu Borussia Dortmund möchte."

post yfw you realize that Dembélé was the Granate!

reported this post to the international authorities.

>when Watzke pulls a Lewandowski on you and steals your Granate and you have to sign Renato Sanches instead

>Julia Görge's

cute Görge's

>tfw didn't get our guy Timo werner in comunio
>She will never b my gf

2x sadness

...

Based Toni is playing 4d chess with Norway

Why is he squatting? Is he a slav?

For me, it's Holstein Cow FC.

did you sell Auba?

>tfw too intelligent to score a goal
why does he always try to pass the ball into the net while attempting a shot?

proxy off Nigel

>not rating Kroos
Try fielding a team of 11 Timo Werners and see how many goals they're going to score.

he's my favourite player, though
but I think he's a bit lazy. let's hope he improves his finishing

Kroos is like the Witthöft of football.

please pay respects to the lads

hallo und guten morgen!

where is everyone

we're all staring at the rain

Yes :DDDDD

why didn't you sell him after getting his replacement?

Didn't think anyone would bid (me on the right)
Oh well I'll have to wait til PuliGOAT becomes available

you fucked up, m8. did you get a profit at least?

show me your team, your budget and the market. maybe I can help you

had to throw away good currywurst because my ass forgot them in the fridge and they were expired since two weeks. it really hurts to trash our national dish tßh

+12 mill to spend

Also ribbery And ginczek are only players available >1 mil
PS I don't care about defenders

>they were expired since two weeks
so what? did you check if it was rotten?

I never had currywurst

Ribery isn't that expensive. Maybe you should sign him

well no but i didnt want to risk it. if it was one week okay, but two were really pushing it.

it's very easy to make, you should try it. based currywurst+pommes is top tier.

Hab gepupst

same
i think it's one of those twitter memes that people only like ironically

>

There's a Stadtfest going on outside I'm not considering going, though, LMAO.

Why don't nonbavarian Germans (aka worst Germans) celebrate Oktoberfest?

Out of all of Bart's prank calls to Moe's tavern my favorite was "Hello, is Amanda Huginkiss there?"

And then Moe goes "Is there Amanda Huginkiss here? Hello? I need Amanda Huginkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss?"

And then everyone laughs and Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"

every single village in all of germany has their own october celebration dumbfuck

>Pagans talking down to me
heh

Eventually I will understand what compels people to post like this.