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Is "decon gel" the sleaziest plot conceit ever used on Star Trek?

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Can someone post that gif recommending which Trek to watch? I'm thinking about doing a TNG rewatch.

Gamsters of Triskelion, or that faggy Liberace guy, basicly anyone with telekenesis that can make the crew do shit against their wills. Ie: Uhuru kissing Kirk.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

No idea, but her nips look pretty great though.

If you skip any episodes you should swing from a tree.

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Then why did trek fans make that pic?

Can someone explain the holo-deck to a retard like me, please? Are the holograms real? Why can people interact with them as if they are real people? In one episode, some guy was just talking to the people as a way to articulate his scientific work. In another (in Voyager) Janeway boinked some guy she made in it and other crew members got beat up by holo-deck Irishmen in a holo-deck pub.

Sorry for a dumb question, I don't watch the shows that often.

>he doesn't like the important "plot" and "character development" that takes place in decontamination chamber scenes

What did she mean by this?

I've only got the PNG, is that okay?

What did she mean by this?

is that homer simpsons mouth in her pants?

The holograms aren't real, but the computer can create force fields to simulate things being real. They can turn that off and on so you either bump into people or pass right through them.

What the FUCK is happening to her body

It's wearing someone else's skin.

ketogenic diet

Perfectly okay, famalam. Hook me up.

I believe the phrase you are looking for is "nerd pandering".

Enterprise had some really terrible writing. Not even half-naked Vulcans could save that show.

Interesting. So the doctor in Voyager that's a hologram just has the forcefield on constantly allowing him to use his surgical tools and the like. That makes sense, but in one episode they send him down to some time-locked planet to investigate and he has a kid while down there. I get how his holo-dick can be used, but why would his holo-sperm be of any use in reproduction?

Vulcan genetics

Here you go. This png is a screen shot from Shades of Gray, episode 2x22. Only episode you need to watch. It covers all the trek highlights, without the boring stuff.

what about seven of nine's skin-tight "borg implant healing suit"

this is fuking horrifying

Holodeck is a billion times more sleazy. Considering how much it's mentioned as used primarily for holosex in DS9, you'd think they'd have thrown in something in Next Gen about how it can only be used for military shit or something.

Thanks.

I don't think they ever explained how he had a son, but it should've been impossible. Maybe he synthesized some DNA and impregnated a woman with it?

Fuck off and go watch The Naked Now

Why does she have a boner?

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Having 4 kids fucked her up. Ugly husband got her in her prime

Wasn't there an episode where Geordi makes a fucking holo-waifu?

>Data: Correction, sir, that's "blown out".
>Riker: Oh yeah? Well "that's" is a contraction, dumbass.
What did they mean by this.

yeah it's fucking terrible and almost completely ruins an otherwise decent show

there's way too much tits n ass in enterprise. they put a huge amount of effort into the show with the sets and all that, but the writing was fucking retarded. it doesn't get lower than resorting to sex appeal

i feel bad for the cast. i'm sure they realized this more than anybody, but what could they do, walk off set? shows like enterprise are why i'd hate being an actor.

it's like spartacus: in space, except rated pg-13 instead of rated r for retarded

Blech!

You're not being authentic are you? You're truly fucked up if you are being serious.

Why would you want to be an actor on a television series where the producers are constantly sabotaging the writers and constantly sabotaging you?

>Okay, we need you to reshoot this scene because you were showing emotions.
>What?
>Yeah, none of the human characters are supposed to show emotions, because otherwise the aliens won't stand out. Alright, now you, strip down to your underwear. Lower that cleavage line. Lower. Lower. Someone turn on the AC, I want to see some pointy nipples. Get the lubricant ready. We've got to pander to those horny, desperate nerds. Okay, action!

The virtual people in the holodeck are made up of atoms or something, which is why they can interact and touch the members of the ship, it's transfering energy in the shape of the hologram giving it that ability, sorry for bad explanation, but it's sort of explained with the doctor in voyager.

>Why would you want to be an actor on a television


To get paid.

Vulcans have a second anus that is even tighter.

You can go work for your municipality's waste disposal services if you want to make serious money but have no self respect.

>fans
Bandwagon memeloving fucks made that picture. Pic related is the official viewing guide.

>pander to those horny, desperate nerds.

Seriously? You're discussion TV! Accusing TV or pandering?
Television? The medium of entertainment that has been 100% about pandering for the last 60 years??

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You're going to die ignorant, and I'm ok with that.

>man up and watch alot of tv
That isn't the funniest thing I've seen today, but it's still pretty good.

Happy new year, sexual organs poster

Crap idea. Should have been naked.

Ad far as I'm concerned everyone on Risa should be naked 24/7

>it's a Lwaxana is naked or near naked episode
TNG has some prime mommies in it

someone call laurence fishbourne

Can someone explain The Traveler to a retard like me, please? Was his purpose real? Why can advanced aliens interact with teen ensigns if they are gifted people? In one episode, he just arrived to help in his space van. In another he actually took Wesley away and Wesley seemed to like it.

It represented Gene working out his childhood trauma.

>everyone on Risa should be naked 24/7

I absolutely agree. Living the dream.

>plays an alien on a tv show
>later in life her body looks like a disgusting alien

It's poetry.

It was pretty heavily implied that he fucked Wesley.

It was a strange story arc which had something to do with how Wesley had some greater purpose in understanding the Universe, and being able to manipulate time.

Gene admitted to over using Wesley saving the day to try to peak kid's interest in the show, and somehow years later the story was expanded. Was a strange story that didn't seem fully articulated very well.

>It was a strange story arc

So many neurons firing at once...

This is what happens when you try to stay too thin as you get older and had too much surgery.

Me on the left... getting shot.

It was gene trying to expose Pedowood without exposing it.

They still killed him anyways

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MURDERING INNOCENT WOMEN AND-
>*transmission ends*

A few, I believe. Geordi is the skeeziest person in TNG. You know Riker gets up to freaky shit on the holodeck but it's just good clean rape. Geordi goes deeper.

Incidentally, on Showtime 2, Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier is airing right now.

Star Trek 5 was probably the worst Star Trek movie ever.

>it's a Geordi lectures Barclay on his holodeck fantasies after falling in love and beating off to a holographic person himself and then trying to seduce the real version using knowledge he extracted from her personal records episode

>Holodeck is a billion times more sleazy. Considering how much it's mentioned as used primarily for holosex in DS9, you'd think they'd have thrown in something in Next Gen about how it can only be used for military shit or something.

why would they use it for military stuff only?

its perfect for recreation which would be a big deal on a ship in space.

Star Trek 5, shows Nimbus 3, just like STO. It hadn't changed since, apparently.

Future Imperfect is such a good fucking episode. Just went back and rewatched it, I can't believe I didn't like Riker the first time I did TNG.

Nothing wrong with stopping someone from making the same mistakes you did.

>its a Q episode

It's an ongoing theme that happens throughout the series. It's shown that eventually humanoid species evolve beyond the physical to a state of pure energy. It's how the Q came into being. Wesley is just an advanced human with the potential to affect space/time with his mind, same as the Traveller.

Other examples were John Doe, and Kes from Voyager.

Q and Barclay have the comfiest episodes.

Was John Doe ever molested the same way that Wes and Kes were?

Planet of Galactic Peace was pretty great. One of the first and few antiutopian things in ST,
>you can't just fix everything with magic of friendship and cooperation

Nimbus 3 actually does make the movie watch watching. It showed a naked cat woman with 3 tits.

Whee! Go fly a kite user!

I remember finding it sort of shocking to see, in the first episode of Enterprise, a soft-core porn of characters rubbing each other down with Vaseline.

I mean, I liked it as much as any red-blooded man, but MAN it was fucking weird. 90s-00s Star Trek was so sexless; it made a habit of denying biology by never showing a character defecating, fucking, farting or anything organic. Everyone behaves like a robot.

Riker just has sex with strange aliens. If they look female, and have a hole, he is there.

Geordi had no female contacts. All he had was the holodeck.

So... the Holodeck replicates humans every time they have a scenario involving humans?

Where did Einstein, Newton and Hawking go after Data's card game?

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When I watched TOS, they played ping pong and 3D chess, and liked it.

Janeway got fucked by the holodeck? I had no idea star trek was underground fetish space porn. Maybe I need to start watching it with all you pervs.

Is that you, Yellow Man?

>Nimbus 3
>cat woman with 3 tits.

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He's Wesley's father isn't he?

uhm arent you a bit old to watch star trek lol?

>spending your limited time on earth watching shit episodes

gotta micromanage your time

The only TNG episodes you really should skip are all the episodes involving Worf's dad.

No, he was the molestor, like the Traveler.

>Doe is not John's last name either ;)

Simplest explanation is they adopted

Would.

HOW BIG IS HER CLIT JESUS CHRIST

Did they use it more than once?

She doesn't even look the same anymore, so much plastic surgery. Shame!

>Two men enter the holodeck
>"Computer, give us a big empty field to run around in"
>They both head off in opposite directions of one another for several kilometers. All the while maintaining watch over one another.
Using your graphic as a basis, explain how the holodeck manages this.

>Clit
confirmed for not understand female anatomy due to being a virgin

movement of the terrain underneath of them similar to how a treadmill works

It is not a several kilometer wide holodeck. How have they maintained visual continuity with one another?

The ground, which is also holographic, continuously scrolls under the person's feet. Sort of like being on an invisible treadmill while the scenery moves around them.

manipulation of light to account for their distance as the computer is essentially a collection of "quantum processors" that are capable of simultaneously conferring the two gentlemen's thoughts into two disparate pov's to create the illusion of distance

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There are two people. How does the holodeck reconcile the two treadmill illusions in relation to one another visually?