HEEEELP USSS, HE'S GOT A FUCKING- OH GOD- ARRRGRGGHGHHUGHHGHU

>HEEEELP USSS, HE'S GOT A FUCKING- OH GOD- ARRRGRGGHGHHUGHHGHU

jesus christ, how could disney allow this?

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God exists in Star Wars?

>TELL MY WIFE AND HER SON THAT I LOVE TH- AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH GOOOODDDDD NOOOOO

holy shit disney

>13% OF POPULATION
>50% OF CRIMES
>DON'T TELL VADER

Satan does

Yeah, I could've done without Jyn's eyeballs melting in the final blast. Disney films these days.

Did that actually happened?

What the fuck was his problem?

Did these guys even know what a sith was or a lightsaber was?

Essentially

No, the guy says "HELP US, HELP US!" and then the camera cuts away.

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>OH MY GOD HE CUT ME IN HALF AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I guess the PG stood for Pretty Gory

Brutal

>OPEN FIRE ON THAT OVERSIZED NIGGER

Umm I thought the rebels were supposed to be the good guys?

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That's actually kind of scary. Imagine a Star Wars horror movie with Darth Vader as a Mike Myers/Jason figure just stalking rebels on a locked down freighter. No sweeping score for the majority of the film, just heavy Vader breathing an a low lightsaber hum or noiseless scenes with a quiet high pitched ringing in which vader is just cutting through scores of rebels in increasingly violent and creative ways

That was the original plan for the rogue one ending, unfortunately it didn't work out

Its only scary if you are a child. Which you are

>that moment of silence before Vader whispered "look at me"

Only decent scene in that entire pile of shit. Brilliantly directed and acted on all accounts. Conveyed the terror perfectly. Fuck rebbitmedia.

Well considering the rave reception the scene got from pitiful fanboy neckbeards such as myself, I think it's safe to say we may get full edge Vader sooner rather than later.

I'd honestly do a whole Vader movie done in the style of Terminator/Dredd

Guy with the plans looked a lot like Howard Stern, just noticed.

that's because it is

Wait, what? When the fuck was this, I must have missed it.

I rather like Vader quipping menacingly at his underlings since all they can do is stand there and get shit on by the guy that can kill them with his mind, but when it's time to remove rebel scum he's dead silent apart from rapid vader breathing. Or slow vader breathing to show he really doesn't give a fuck and just wants to kill everyone so he can go back home and watch Sandpeople porn.

A standalone about him hunting Jedi, similar to The Force Unleashed, would be kino

>Wait, what? When the fuck was this, I must have missed it.
it never happened, and the Kornheiserfag is lying

Kino indeed. I wouldn't mind a movie and a sequel about Starkiller (The guy not the base) using the basic plot of the games but ya know...not crap when it comes to the sequel.

There should be a Vader movie where his ship gets shot down over a hostile planet and he spends the entire running time stalking and picking off a larger Rebel force. like the second half of Apocalypto. He could lose his lightsaber and he spends the first part of the movie only killing people with the force

Or is it Alice Cooper?

>starkiller
Shame Disney doesn't give a fuck about the old EU

>tfw no dass jennir or kyle katarn

>DUDE VADER LMAO

did they literally film rogue one just to include this bit of fan pandering?

That's literally where the original movie begins

OPTIMUS VADER NOOOO PLEASEEEE ARGHHHHHHH

Considering you're using a shitty childish meme I guarantee you don't form your own opinions. Redlettermedia amirite bros! Eww. You probably weren't even born when EP1 was released, lil babby.

Not an argument.

Either was yours. As someone else stated, thats where A New Hope begins. Of course they were going to do it. What would you have preferred?

"Lucas later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Christensen's performance as Anakin Skywalker, with barely 1% of this making the final cut. 'We just had hours and hours of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Anakin's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Vader transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.'"

"Other actors recalled Christensen's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large red dildo he loved to wave about,' Ewan McGregor remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' Samuel L Jackson also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. On a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Christensen did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Christensen always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him 'pouring over it repeatedly' in his trailer."

Pretty accurate

>waa not argument ok please stop!!

pathetic

Some people like a scene in a movie. Some people don't. Neither opinion is right or wrong.

Why must we fight?

Still not an argument.

Still not rebbit.

Go.

Back.

>defending this trash movie STILL

There's a lot of shitposting about this scene but I genuinely wish there was much like this in the Star Wars series and less in the way of quippy diverse trios fighting the 'evil' Empire.

Star Wars is best when the Empire is doing well, and not forced to be weak for the sake of the happy feelsy plot. The Empire is more enjoyable to watch than the Rebels.
Better aesthetic, better music, better motivation, better characters, better action, better dialogue.

It's not a coincidence that
>Revenge of the Sith is the best Prequel.
>The Empire Strikes Back is the best Original.
>Rogue One is better than The Force Awakens.
>Palpatine is the best character.

This hallway scene with Vader slaughtering Rebels was better, on several levels (aesthetic, music, action etc) than anything in the entirety of The Force Awakens.
TFA actually got the 'empire'/New Order/whatever the fuck they're called, wrong.
They reduced them to boring, screaming, seig heiling nazis caricatures.
There's no fun there for anybody.

>noiseless scenes with a quiet high pitched ringing
kino

The movie is bad, but that scene was great. Pleb.

Theoretically, if you let Dark Vador choke you in front of him, you could still raise your blaster and shoot him while choked, right? Assuming you didn't drop it, he'd be preoccupied choking you, right?

I liked the Zatoichi rip off fighting the Stormtroopers, and then his pretty funny zinger.
Also his death scene.

Basically I only liked the scene that made me give a shit about his character, and his death. And Darth Vorhees.

Holy shit this. Fuck the rebels.

post the webm please

This reminds me of the intro mission to that shitty Force Unleashed game. Literally video game-tier fanservice shit. Fucking disgraceful.

>wahhh my opinion is formed illogically from youtube 'stars'

Okay. "Fan service" is such a retarded and vague term. Explain your reasoning, because almost anything after RoTJ can be viewed as such. You're an idiot so I won't expect much asides from memes.

I agree *logs off Sup Forums*

*deletes computer*

>"OY VEY! WERE STUCK IN HERE JUST LIKE HOW THE SIX GORILLION POOR JEWISH SOULS WERE STUCK IN CAMPS TO DIE."

I like J.J.'s subtle political metaphors. Really makes u thnk

It was a different time.

"Fan service" is when you specifically force something into whatever (game/movie/show/book) for the sole purpose of tricking the fans into liking what they see. Fans liked Darth Vader and all this other media shit has turned him into some kind of super powerful mega badass when in reality he's a guy in a suit with a laser stick who can choke people and move things. He's not some invincible killing machine and turning him into one is what the fans want and this movie shoehorned him in at the very last moment despite it being after the climax when the falling action (the slow parts) should have been happening. That's fanservice.

I'd imagine he'd just throw you into a wall if you held onto your gun.

>AHHHHH SAVE ME IRON MAN HES GOT A LIGHTSABRE

it was fanservicey. but compared to something like the yoda lightsaber action of the prequels, the vader scene was at least done well. i still could have done without, but i'm glad it wasn't awful or embarrassing

If 3 (or more) people shot at Vader at the *exact* same time, could he defect all the shots without getting hit?

People talk shit about stormtrooper accuracy, but here's a case where it's just one guy with a sword who practically takes up the entire hallway.

Ok, I agree with you. Though, that scene saved me from falling asleep during that awful movie. I feel that it was acted extremely well and the camera shots were done well. It felt out of place to me, like the director only had this scene within his mind. I don't blame the writers, producers and directors taking hold of Disney's Star Wars to make mistakes. They're also trying to pander to a generation with short attention spans, expected racial quota's (even if it holds back on story progression). The YouTube and social media generation is to blame. You could probably graph the release of facebook and dramatic increase in Youtube viewership to the decline of fresh titles. Their brains are underdeveloped and weak due to this. Kind of a stretch, but its changes everything, for the worse.

times fanservice was a-okay


kys

>If 3 (or more) people shot at Vader at the *exact* same time, could he defect all the shots without getting hit?
Yes

Someone post the wookieepedia page.

Blaster bolt probably don't even hurt him. He cant stop them with just his hand.

Which begs the reason why he needs to use a lightsaber to deflect bolts.

In fact you'd think Jedi would just be able to surround themselves in some sort of force bubble that protects from laser beams.

Sup Forums is such an embarrassing board I swear to god

>he's not some invincible killing machine

good thing those were only some rebel mooks and not a competent opponent like Luke or....oh wait, that's the only person that could beat him after years of training. It's not like he destroyed a fleet of ships by himself, it was just a couple of soldiers.

All throughout every star wars movie vader has been portrayed or spoken of as extremely powerful and dangerous, add in the whole "the dark side gets its power from rage and hatred" and that scene fits perfectly

you can see he really quickly flourishes his saber to deflect like 3 or 4 shots at the same time somewhere in the middle of the scene

and if three people shot at the same time he could just redirect the shots, like you see him do in that scene as well

How much of the income?

>Which begs the reason why he needs to use a lightsaber to deflect bolts.
To avoid getting hurt. You started your query with a false assumption.

Summed it up very well. Its almost like every light saber sequence that doesn't exactly go with the original is viewed as bad. It wasn't some helicopter shit, it was fine. The slow, menacing appearance of Vader was perfect. Bravo.

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>HEEEELP USSS
record scratch
freeze frame

yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how ended up in this situation

>It wasn't some helicopter shit, it was fine.

This is now our bar for lightsaber fights.

Did they fly off into the double sunset with it? No. Good fight.

>Vader is an invincible one man army now, following the invincible Jedi/Sith meme of the prequels
>still send in entire boarding parties of Stormtroopers to the Rebel ship anyway for some reason

Also I love how every time he has his lightsaber down so that he can levitate people around and is actually vulnerable, they all immediately stop shooting. That's what you call plot armor I guess.

I remember you could actually do that in the multiplayer of Jedi Academy.

Yes, because they would all aim at the exact same location on his body (for some reason). And even if they didn't he apparently has the powers of Rurouni Kenshin now and can literally use his sword to hit multiple locations in the same instant anyway.

No.

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actually hell

>HEEEELP USSS, WE'RE STRAIGHT WHITE MEN WHO HAVE TOO MUCH PRIVILEGE AHHHHHHGUGUGUGUUU

oh look, Vader isn't a complete joke anymore.

Why do they wear helmets if all weapons go right through them?

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Protection from jedi mind tricks

>77

Star Wars was made in 1977.

Anyone who has a negative word to say about this is a joyless fuck

LMAO DUUUUUUUDE....

He was a good French.

You're such a fucking faggot user. Why don't you go and watch some rebels or something.

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>what are you doing...you're scawing m-
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>WAAAAAHHH IT HURRRRRTS
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Is correct. Sup Forums is filled with faggots and children.

something something the force

You can argue it's inconsistent with how he doesn't do shit in A New Hope, even when he does.

I've heard they planned to have him injured in this scene to explain it then cut it. That was stupid of them.

>at last, we truly have A New Hope
Really?