Can we finally admit star wars needs its own autism containment board?

Can we finally admit star wars needs its own autism containment board?

it didn't happen with capeflicks, it won't happen with space drama

I agree

Do it

they can both go to the same board

Star Wars & Superhero movies

Every fucking thread is starshit

I shouldn't

fuck harry potter too

We already have Sup Forums for annoying normie shit. Take it there.
Take the cuckold spam there while you're at it.

While we're at it why not give every damn franchise a board, give the Silence of the lamb movies their own boards, you know since Sup Forums has unlimited funding and the whatnot. We should split Sup Forums into separate boards too; Sup Forums /pornb/ and /reallyb/. Make a /movie/ and /flick/ too.

suck a dick its better than lotr

>the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises
>better than anything
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Capeshit first please.

This is one reason it's better it triggers every single autist. Half the reason why the threads are so long. The other half is people actually have discussions.

And lotr is so much more dull

>that shitty b8 with a children's sci-fi novel at god-tier

here's your (you)

No because the people who hate Star Wars are half the fun

Just need a generals board like Sup Forums got

I like star wars and it's annoying

Threads will die down when the next capeshit movie comes out and GoT starts again.

lurk more

Yes, please. Never thought we'd need another containment board like Sup Forums and /mlp/.

If it happens, some anons will get super mad because they still want /cel/.

there's no rhyme or reason to that

Shitty movies on one board