The Australian military is easily one of the most formidable armed forces in the world...

The Australian military is easily one of the most formidable armed forces in the world. We could literally kick the ass of every country in the Southern Hemisphere if it came to it.

Bow down to ya aussie overlords cunts

Except Brazil

*Emu

Shut the fuck up

not if these guys have anything to say about that.

Okay, alright...well flesh it out for us
Any recent engagements?
Troop's deployed anywhere?
Asset inventory?
Military alliances?

>every country in the Southern Hemisphere
so a bunch of third world nations and a country who thinks nuclear is ebil?

Nuclear power is evil. Americans are very wasteful too, you should all recycle more and reduce your carbon emissions.

The army is for psychopaths and overcompensating sad cunts.

>Military alliances?
Your military comes to Australia for training.

whatever Chang

>Oceania
Continentlet

We could curb stomp those favela monkeys in a heartbeat. When has the Brazillian military ever fought outside their own borders anyway? UN peace keeping missions doesn't count btw.

Our formidable army of immigrants is ready. Come mow them do... I mean come get some, scrub.

Nice, but what if emus show up?

kek I dare you to try and invade you jihadi jungle gook.

Those are big guys. Just imagine if A*stralians tried to kill them like actual men without guns, they'd literally be ripped to pieces.

kek...Somebody needs to do some war starting and QUICK
Fucking Mexico has immigration problems
>MEXICO

It's time to go to bed, Johnny

China could annihilate yous without many loses desu

>jihadi jungle gook
What goes on over there?
To us there is nothing between you and China/Korea/Japan

Having Vanuatu as your main colony is not that impressive.

>polish geopolitical knowledge

>malaysian geopolitical knowledge

A guy bombed bunch of bogans in 2002 and East Timor was given independence and now a colony of Australia.

...

why not ?

why not ?

To be honest, you don't stand a chance against Brazil one on one, with no foreign intervention

Thanks, colombro