Spider-man 3 is now ten years old

>spider-man 3 is now ten years old

I think it's about time we got a good one again.

is this the biggest capeshit of all time?

Considering how much money it made and how bad it is? Yes.

We can't though.
Spiderman is supposed to be super cheesy and not very serious most of the time. Sadly, that's the exact opposite of what all capeshit movies are these days.

I think the MCU is light-hearted and cheesy enough.

it's not May yet

Hola reddit

i was thinking about getting into the spiderman films, but there just seems to be too many. how many reboots have there been in the past twenty years or so?

just watch trilogy made by Sam Raimi and you're set

Well isn't that the question of the day.

To this day I don't understand why they went with that design for the symbiote suit.

reminder, this DID exist

and so are you

what about it?

No it's not faggot.

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Spiderman Episode I: The Phantom Menace is now 40 years old

For you

my mommy was in this movie

What don't you like about it?

Oh man, the memories. I'll never forget the look on my mom's husband's face when Spidey said
>I won't let this African parasite turn me into subhuman nigger slime!
How the hell did Raimi get away with that, anyway?

>"Oh hello, Eddie Brock! Going somewhere?"
>*slams against wall and chokes*
>"Did you really think I wouldn't notice your kike nose poking around the office? Huh?!"
wow, Raimi
not exactly "PC" by today's standards

wasn't it the most expensive movie ever when it came out

>"You'll get your damn rent when you FIX THIS FUCKING DOOR, YOU SUBHUMAN SLAVSHIT!"
jesus christ!

>Call me 'NIGGER-MAN'
Jesus H. Raimi ...

ThisEverything after is shit or will be shit.
Hell, even the third one is great considering what we have now

a) It looks better
b) It's the exact same suit worn by Spider-Man in Secret Wars

It should look like : full smooth black, no web lines, big white spider on chest. But instead they just took the red and blue suit and threw a bucket of black paint on it, as if they're worried that people wouldn't be able to tell it's Spider-Man otherwise or something.

Kek

>Turns black
>Acts subhuman

I thought it was just memes, wtf raimi

your mommy's got a big fat ass
yum

when did all go so wrong ;_;

The suit was ugly, but that wasn't why the movie sucked. It sucked because sandman got shoved into it without any real motivation and took up all the time that could've been used to set up venom better. They treated venom like he was the main villain but gave him almost no screentime or arc. You can't have four villains at once! I mean the goblin, venom, jews, AND sandman. What was Raimi thinking?

>I'm 27 years old now
>still watch comic movies

I NEVER ASKED TO GET OLD

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

why did they just pallette swap the original costume

disgrace to symbiote suit

>Not even the worst Spider-Man capeshit of all time

Smooth suits don't work in live action, it'd look like shit.

This film while bad in the general sense, will be a cult classic for years. It is very rewatchable and is super comfy so bad its good - kino.

"Spider-Man 3" was by and far my most anticipated movie of all time. I used to have orgasms just hearing about it.
>Black suit
>Harry Goblin
>Sandman
>Venom

But then I saw the movie
>Literally the suit spray painted black
>Retarded xtreeeeme costume complete with surfboard
>Buttfuck stupid retcon of Uncle Ben's death
>Venom In Name Only

oh my god this was the first one of these to make me laugh in a long time.

Too many of these posts lack build-up and subtlety

Idk.

Didnt Iron Man 3 break a billion? Thats bottom of the barrel next to Thor and Ultron

Spider-Man 3 is cheesy and laughable. Amazing Spider-Man 2 is an insult.

27 is not old bro
wait till 37

or just the first 2