Vampire Masquerade: Bloodlines

>Suddenly, Activision contacts you and wants you to make a 10 1h episodes long tv show adapting the game. Your budget is 500 mil $, and you have about a year to finish the project before it airs on HBO.
How do you do it, user?

Explicit hardcore vampire porn

You're fired from the project, user.

which clan would the mc be from?

That's for you to decide, user. As long as it's not a mere porn, you can do what you want with the project.

make softcore porn, embezzle the money

Can you all just cool it down with the porn, already? There will be enough major porn sites making parodies of your work, ergo, porn is already covered.

On a serious note, a show about that should probably involve some gratuitous sex for ratings purposes. It's a pretty sleazy game.

I'd probably make the show about a Brujah that pals around with the Anarchs to cater to SJWs that would watch it. I wouldn't mind totally fucking the plot up because they probably haven't played it.

I'd want the based haunted house as a mini-horror movie though. Also subtly allude to the cab driver being Cain for the more observant viewer.
Then end it with the sarcophagus blowing up the villain like how Gus got rekt in Breaking Bad.

3-4 seasons with one of them being dedicated to Chinatown

It can include nudity, sure, but to make it solely a porn would be to dismiss it's potential. Your idea sounds interesting, but I have a question. How would you handle the mystery around Grout?

Fuck you now I have to reinstall it again.

Hire lots of titcows to play all the vampires

You know the legend, everytime you mention the game, someone supposedly installs it.

At least bother to make an actual post, other than mention you're going to hire bunch of whores to play vampires.

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>Get the director from TD season 2 (Lin?) bc LA but different
>Make the real villain a Tremere bc magic shit, make the face of the villain a Ventrue bc everyone hates wealthy successful fuckers who can mind-rape you
>Make the mc someone with no strings attached maybe Gangrel bc Animalism is cool
>Give him a Malk best friend
>End the first episode with the revelation that some Hollywood royalty is actually a vampire (but under Vent influence) iunno, maybe Brad Pitt or someone as big just for shits & giggles
>Open it

Maybe have the sex at Mad Men frequency, but with partial nudity. It depends on the channel, but I'm thinking frontal nudity shouldn't fly. Bare tits and ass would be a waste to dismiss though.

Maybe mention Grout early and then sweep him under the rug for a bit. Then just allude to his existence later. I haven't played the game in a long time though so I don't remember if he remained missing.

> Also subtly allude to the cab driver being Cain
CAIN?

Also
>tits in every episode

Make the main character a large, intimidating Malkavian. His Insanity manifests as an extraordinary fear of women.

Proceed with black comedy and gratuitous sex.

I approve

>vampires
>sex
Oh please. For them, sex is just a hassle and most of them can convince you to do the stuff they want without pulling out.
Also, make the story about a bunch of rookie hunters who try to hunt down a powerful vampire. They all die in the end because they think their guns do anything against a low gen Tzimisce.
Also most of them get torn apart mid season by a werewolf.

jeanette fugs

His character, even though it was quite brief, was well introduced and we knew more than enough about him through the audio logs in his house and it's overall interior. It's very likely that he sends the player emails and that he did escape, and in my version, I'd include subtle hints about that that are there, but I wouldn't solely focus on him, too. For the nudity aspect of the show, I'd keep it the same as it was in the game. Show cleavage and what not, but I wouldn't go rampart on it as GoT did.

Fear of women part sounds a bit retarded, and appears as a form of self-insert for autists alike. I would make a Malkavian his friend or something similar like did. Black comedy part surely needs to be in there, since it was one of the key elements of the game itself.

Would caineposting replace baneposting? That would put Nolan on the verge of suicide.

That's what she wants you to think because she knows you'll do stuff for her if you think you have a chance.

>Fear of women part sounds a bit retarded, and appears as a form of self-insert for autists alike

I was thinking more along the lines of fear=violence.

I don't play video games.

That sounds quite dull, desu. It would'ev been more interesting if mc was a vampire so we can have a much better insight into their society. I'd also delve deeper into the modernity of it all, how vampires deal with the modern technology and stuff alike.

You have to be 18 years old in orther to post here.

Oh, I see.

You can actually fuck Jeanett in some unoffical patch, IIRC.

in order to*

When was the last time Vampires were actually decent? Buffy maybe...

They're usually shit on film and they're always shit on TV. Something about the change from predator to power fantasy maybe?

The only way I can see it working is if you just split up a big story, say interview with the Vampire into serialised parts. A GoT style soap-opera would be just painful!

definitely don't make him one of the unusual vampire types

werewolves, nosferatu, and malkavians would make based minor characters and would be too invasive on a main character

You're in the club and this guy slaps your Ghoul's ass.

What do you do?

Don't reveal the fledgling's clan, other than it isn't Nosferatu. Put contradicting clues throughout the series.
Reveal that it's a Malkavian at the end anyway because they're the best.

More bc fuck it
>Make a cop/PI duo who're investigating a missing person (one of whom is actually le vamp hunter)
>Make them likeable so it's better when the MC kills them
>Make part of the MC's early jobs to follow the 2 dicks around as they keep exposing shit about the vamps the MC doesn't like
>Make their missing person a victim of what looks like the hollywood pedo conspiracy but is actually a blood orgy organized by someone high in hollywood strata
>Add some diablerie bc why would the vamps care unless it's breaking the masquerade
>Pick up the snuff movie plotline from the game to kickstart this
>Make the whole thing about the how vapid and self-obsessed the Toreadors who keep wanting their fix without realizing they're undermining the cammies and running the place into the ground
>Limit Anarch involvement bc too many factions

Whatever he tells you to do.

Noice.

I slice his throat and laugh at his pathetic exsistence, then I proceed to drain him dry while securing the sarcophagus.

40 days of night was a solid vampire flick.

Agreed.