What are the alternative and possibly funny ways to say "hello" in your cunt?

What are the alternative and possibly funny ways to say "hello" in your cunt?

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yo
lu-ssa
wesh
négro
wallah

>yo
>wesh
>négro
>wallah

hi mohammed

>lussa
literally never heard this
sounds autistic as fuck

You are not into sarcasm, huh?

>lussa is just "salut" upside down

SLAVA ISSU(glory to Jesus)

im gay

Hoi

Hiiohoi halojatapäivää!

funny and original :D

hehe tu broma is hilariosa

nice ;)

epic :DD

Tereeveppä tereeve!

Heil Hitler

morjensta

Kivat kengät, pannaaks!
Haista vittu!

harou

Moin

Tjena!

'Tão

Eai seu macaco de bosta. Tudo bom?

in guarani the greetings is "mba'e tekó pio?" (how you doing, literally)
so most peope just say "qué hacés?" instead of "hola"

Hoi (stiff informal, a bit childish)
Hey (spontaneous informal)
Jo (equivalent of "yo")

To easily make friends, just say "kanker" to someone.

What's up?
GIT R DUN
Yo

OH!

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¡Hola! ¿Qúe tal, broder?

Ao