You wake up in the UK

[William Williams]

You wake up in the UK.

[Jason Lopez]

I go back to sleep

[Logan Gonzalez]

*throws acid in your face*

[Grayson Gomez]

Go find jellied eels.

[Daniel Taylor]

no I don't

[Ryder Nguyen]

needs some drunks in the puddle

[Jaxson Turner]

*puts the kettle on*

[Samuel Perry]

Yes, yes pla

[Cameron Lopez]

Let's activate the economy by putting in large amounts of Arab immigrants.

[Bentley Adams]

AAAAAJJJJJ PIRATE

[Isaiah Cox]

be glad it is just a business trip (to help a company leave UK and move to continental Europe)

[Leo Morgan]

Again??

[Julian Nelson]

Meet up with a buddy of mine from England and have tons of gay sex.

[Austin Stewart]

get comfy

[Alexander Richardson]

sounds a bit gay

[Juan Powell]

Don't worry, I'd say no homo.

[Dominic Moore]

RARE

what is it even?

[Aaron Morgan]

The prettiest country on earth :3

[Jason Butler]

*sniffs for the nearest welfare centre*

[Dominic James]

70% of that was bombed in WW2

[Nicholas Long]

an island between britain and ireland, and it's not that rare.

[Josiah Jackson]

Well thats alright then

[Matthew Jackson]

>tfw germany destroyed all the comfy old buildings and were replaced with brutalist shit

[Parker Reyes]

Should have picked the good guys.

[Jeremiah Morales]

Don't you mean,
*looks for 20 year old model to sell as a sex slave in the ME on the dark web*
?

[Sebastian Thomas]

Topical

[Ian Wood]

it's the fault of crappy architects

other bombed countries managed to replace them with decent-looking buildings

[Jose Rivera]

>get on a plane and leave your muslim infested shithole behind

[Bentley Campbell]

>hey germany i made a map of london

[Matthew Morgan]

How is ireland?

[Jason Foster]

looks like russia or something

[Bentley Brooks]

Now have a look at what you did to Germany. It was 10 times worse.

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

[Michael Lewis]

pedophile

[Carter Roberts]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
UNA

[Luke Rogers]

is that really the worst pic you could find

[Ian Bailey]

deserved

[Jason Myers]

>get on a plane and leave your muslim infested shithole behind for my nigerian infested shithole
ftfy

[Jason Morales]

thanks

[John Davis]

*does a poo*

[John Mitchell]

I look for the two online friends I made there to have gay sex with.

[Colton Cox]

Shouldn't have gone to war then.
It's also not an excuse. Poland got raped into oblivion and they still have good architecture.
Also this

[Cooper Martin]

Rejoice in the wonderful paradise I live in. Look at that broken road! There are some countries that have to use muddy piss puddles or dogshit to walk on! In England, we put a layer of broken tarmac down first, then spread the filth on top!

[Anthony Ward]

SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN WHYYYYY???!!

[Michael Torres]

youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

i just hum this to myself whenever i walk through a shithole