/heem/

Eddie 'The Underground King' Alvarez edition

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Based Edward

Favorite female fighter?

I'm not gay but if Conor McGregor asked me to kneel down in front of him, pulled his ginger and well-styled and well-gelled pubed penis out of his sweat-tainted shorts, placed his hand on the back of my head and firmly directed my face towards his alpha manhood, I would gladly open my mouth, salivating as my tongue patiently awaits the sweet caress of his intact foreskin, taking every last inch in my mouth until he empties his seed and I feel it slowly slide down my throat. Don't deny you wouldn't happily do the same. You all want to be dominated by Conor. That's why you come on these videos pretending to hate him. It's a psychological defense mechanism to deal with your anger and anxiety over your homosexual submission fantasies about Mr. McGregor. Every time I watch any UFC video, the comments section is populated by hundreds and thousands of people talking about "being dominated," "submission," and "getting assraped." We all know you lot are closeted homosexuals. It's ok. You don't have to be afraid. Remember, I'm not gay.

Don't worry, we'll use your thread next time

Cyborg

post your lightweight top 10

Never forget

Every thread i post in is my thread.

Dillon Danis sucks, get over it

KGB BLESS

KARATE MAFIA IS FOR THE CHILDRENS

ray borg sounds like such a fucking bender

You the /heem/ guy? I'm the /heem/ guy!
Watch me take over /heem/, trust me on that, no one on /heem/ knows what is coming, trust me on that.
When I step in that im gonna shock the whole god damn world, trust me on that.
Look me in the eyes, 23 years of age, confident as a mother fucker, smart, smug, cheeky with every post, trust me, i'm gonna stop every other poster and you're all gonna eat your words, the whole world is gonna eat their words.
I am /heem/!

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Eddie Alvarez
Nate Diaz
Dustin Poirier
Khabib nurmagomedov
Edson Barboza
Justin Gaethje
Michael Johnson
Tony Ferguson
Conor Mcgregor

It would be pretty smart for DJ to call out the winner of Cody/TJ for their belt
Since he won't get that fight

Hey, that's the jiu-jitsu coach that gets btfo on every event he takes part of

>Michael Johnson
He's not top 10 and is now a featherweight

why? both of them have said multiple times then want to fight him and can make 125

My list dumby

>hes not top 10
You're an idiot, he can beat top 5's

1. Tony
2. Conor
3. Khabib
4. Lowkey Lee
5. Barboza
6. Gaethje
7. Eddie
8. Iaquinta
9. Nate
10. Poirier

>hating johnson this hard

he beat ferg, he's easily top 5

>Lost 4 of his last 5 fights
>Top 10
Nah, I don't think so

>for their belt
As in, DJ makes the callout that he'll move up to 135 and challenge
Which won't happen, but he can say he's up for it and maybe people lay off the ducking thing

That fight was five years ago my boy.

>1 - gooby
>2 - khabib
>3 - gathje
>4 - lee
>5 - ferguson
>6 - nick
>7 - eddie
>8 - holloway
>9 - porier
>10 - cody

>tfw go to a black area to get my hair cut
>tfw my phone accidentally blasts "My Heart Will Go On" in there

Heem me guys.

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Ok Schaub

What's wrong with that pussy, man up
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>my heart will go on
Might as well set ring tone to like a virgin

Are you the guy who got his hair cut by some fag barber who tried to take pics for instagram?

Umm I think your list is upside down sweetie xx

Don't think so.

>tfw when I was 14 I discovered Sup Forums and set my ringtone to a moonman nigger song and it played in front of three of my black friends
>I told them it was probably my brother messing with me but the relationship was never the same after that

post your middleweight top 10

youtu.be/yXk3a3SApTA
Cormier interview by some goof.

Is Ray Borg legit?

1.Bisping
2.Bisping
3.Bisping
4.Bisping
5.Bisping
6.Bisping
7.Bisping
8.Bisping
9.Bisping
10.Bisping

Whittaker
Rockhold
Jacare
Romero
Weidman
Bisping
Brunson
Gastelum
Silva
Boetsch

Oh for sure my guy, he's got legit hunnert percent knockout power

How old are you now?

He shouldn't be fighting Mighty Meme yet, but it's a shallow as h*ck division.

Imagine that feeling knowing you're the p4p baddest dude on the planet.

I can't believe you guys are still doubting Santiago after he beat Gunnar in one round.

He would beat Cowboy

1. Romero
2. GSP
3. Weidman
4. Silva
5. Bisping
6. Whittaker
7. Souza
8. Rockhold

The other two aren't worth filling in.

He's got 0 ko's on his record lol

20

...

Imagine being shorter than Joe Rogan.

>Having a shower
>This guy grabs your ass and says "I LUU YOU MANG"

How do you respond?

Break my knee so I have a better chance at kicking his ass

Eddie "the glass chin" Alvarez

no gay jesus

stuff 2 takedowns and watch him gas out

His chin is not glass

ray boy is one of the scariest men in the 125lbs division with LEGIT viscious scramble and high level brazilian jewshitsu my dude

Great list

I wonder if people actually recognize Mighty Mouse on the street and whatnot, the same way they would distinguish Ronda or Jon.

Conor is in his own league so I won't even mention him.

can somebody give me a (you)? i worked really hard on this :)

darren till is a legitimate top 15 welterwight in the UFC

It is, he just has good recovery

puke cuckhold will commit suicide after losing to branch

>Hate a fighter
>Watch a youtube video titled "(Fighter) #Respect moments"
>Stop hating the fighter

This has happened to me like four times now.

I wonder how much these will go for on ebay?

Would Romero beat Jacare in rematch? Few people I have asked said no, but what I would mention is how Yoel could have finished Jacare if he stood him back up like Whittaker did. Thoughts?

U mad lanklets that you aren't the p4p goat?

He has insane recovery but he still has eaten some ridiculously hard shots. His chin is average, he gets dropped by shots most would

nigga head small than the titty

he runs /heem/

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>lmao one midget

demetrious "who the fuck cares" twitch streamer is a bum with a paper title
he hanst said cruz or now cody's name once and the one time they try to put a real fighter in front of him he chickens out.
this """record""" thing is pathetic, Silva was a bitch who ducked opponents and was a pain in the ass to deal with it but even he went up and fought some fights at LHW, but god forbid someone tells DJ to bring his balls and go up.
it warms my little heart to know he isnt making close to a tenth of conor's money, thats justice at its finest.

post your top 10 goobyweights

He's a pretty hella epic grappler for sure
I could see him giving Mighty Meme some issues early on the ground, Borg is lightning for Flyweight and has some sick transitions and scrambles.

Everyone needs to put their positive energy into Borg so he fucks up DJ's stupid record.

Romero almost finished Jacare from ground and pound. Not the spinning fist

wgaf

>cuck loser hates DJ

You nerds write it yourselves

hmm i guess jackwink put borg on one of jones' cocktails huh, i guess he has a chance

but to think of DJ outlasted a guy on EPO I wonder what stuff hes on. Whats DJs coach called again that baldguy he must be a chemistgenius

He should have stood him back up and finished him on feet, Whittaker fought smart

style wise jacare is a hard matchup for him. Right now he might because jacare's chin is delet

Who is THE most reddit fighter in mma?
a) DC
b) Mighty Midget
c) Dominick Cruz
d) Rory MacDonald

Some notable anti-reddit boys: Cody Garbrandt, Kevin Lee, Colby Covington, Tyron Woodley, Dana White

go back to gaming dj, you manlet faggot loser

Which one of you was this?

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Definitely DC

Joe Lauzon

Fuck you too

>Who is THE most reddit fighter in mma?
Eddie Wineland

joe is literally unironically an avid redditor

>Lee
>Woodley

>Niggers
>Not Reddit

I think you're mistaken my friend, reddit is a bunch of pasty milquetoast whitebois who hate Lee for being cocky and hate Woodley for "racebaiting".

kek

If you listen closely you can hear somebody yell "YOU FUCKIN' QUEEF" right at the end

>/heem/ - Bisking
>r/MMA - Yoel Romero

He had Jacare in no trouble on the feet. Do you forget his actual only damage cane from pounding his head in through the canvas?

Sup Forums literally coined the term racebaiting

Make some more sopa in the cuckshed, Lula

>milquetoast

cringe

>Literal macaco calling the P4P GOAT a loser