/mlb/ general - RESPECT FOR THE GAME™ edition

LA:Dodgers call up top prospect Buehler
HOU:Jose Altuve sitting out against Mariners
WAS:Max Scherzer (calf) expected to start Friday
OAK:Khris Davis hits homer No. 39 to take AL lead
ARZ:Paul Goldschmidt (elbow) held out of lineup
HOU:Astros activate McCullers (back) from the DL
NYY:Aroldis Chapman could resume closing Thurs.
TEX:Elvis Andrus goes 4-for-5 with 20th home run
NYY:Yankees-Orioles contest postponed due to rain
NYM:Conforto undergoes surgery on left shoulder
CIN:Billy Hamilton diagnosed with thumb fracture
CIN:Luis Castillo shines in final start of season

1st for Sup Forums

Why does he wear the pants

3rd for Fuck Dellin Betances

Why is his head a crown?

Nats desu senpai

Betances is good fool. It's the Yaks that suck.

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Delet

How do we stop the Indians bros?!

We'll stop when we get tired.

A crate of Listerine

Teams with bottom 3rd attendance automatically eliminated from playoffs

>the play ball logos perfectly fit in the composition and symmetry of the photo...

Two shitty fanbases now alright why not
Let's just make this shithole even more miserable

[Autistic screeching]

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>Betances PBF comic.jpg

When they stop playing shit teams like the whos.

Lifelongs please fuck off back to /nba/ immediately. We've already met our quota of shitty fans.

Zona gets 13 tonight: y/n

wew lad, top quality bantz

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/mlb/ has been extra terrible for a month now. Maybe I'll come back at the end of September. My head hurts.

muh sides

Dafuc you even memeing about

Not real sure why Indians fans want to make this place worse

Congratulations on moving out of the bottom 5, Cleveland!
Keep reaching for that rainbow! :)

Fucking Shantae

Jesus that's sad

Last odd digit confirms no

the ratio of piss fetishists complaining about injuns fans to actual injuns fans is about 1988 to 1

I don't know why people get so obsessed about a team that hasn't won a World Series since the Truman Administration. Especially if the obsessed's team has won 6 rings in the years since the other team. Really just makes me think how this is even possible...

i hope irma hits tampa so the city can rebuild an actual stadium

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Playoffs?

Only for the Cowboys, friend.

Well, then...

FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE A BROWN CITY

its a good thing
i hope everything ends well

St. Pete here

Hoping this hurricane fuckin ends my life 2bh lads

Not him but it's going to be a mess. You're lucky that you don't get hurricanes in Canada. They really suck balls.

>No baseball until Friday

At least last night ended on a high note.
Can't wait to see this fucker get slapped around by Tribe

haven't been around for a while but I just saw that the dodgers have collapsed and now I'm keking uncontrollably.

Firstros of Atlantis here

Why did the Red Sox feel the need to cheat?

I don't even know to be honest with you, it's not like it was even working for them against the Yankees anyway.

They seem like they have a solid enough team with Chris Sale

They do, but they're committing the same sins the Whos did when they had him: zero run support.

Lame. Glad Correa and Yuli returned for us as well as acquiring Maybin. We had a no-run August that was terrible..

>2.62 ERA with a 12-3 record in the first half.
>7.85 ERA with a 2-7 record in the second half.

What the fuck happened?

>Mariners loses the series
>Angie has breast cancer

well shit, this has been a bad week for the M's.

Kansas City decided to tank.

It's going to even be worse with those wildfires.

Bryce Harper's braids make my pussy so wet

post bussy

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians perfect game

>against the whos

reverting to the mean. He's been a mediocre shitter his whole career.

t. mariners fan

He remembered he was bad
Almost faked it til he made it

Sup Forumsstros!

Why didn't the hurricane sweep you out to sea?

>Clearly doesn't remember the cubs
>Doesn't open his cum glazed eyes to see the doyers fans that have been shitting up /mlb/

KYS my man

>b-b-b-but the cubs
What the fuck is this

Because we like Rice Strobro desu

He IS the Doyers fan. It's very clearly pissboi, m8.

You know, I'll admit that the cubs was a bad example. A better example would have been the >rags posters

>rags

Are there even >rags posters left?

Not since the >rags >rag'd themselves off the board

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No but as an Astros fan I drop it every now and again like a mouse trap to ward them off

KYS fags

Oh look there's one right now

Buttblasted >rags fan detected

Ban evading again I see.

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How did that rejection of a swap work out for the >rags? Teetering at .500? Missing Adrian Beltre? Odor is still stinky?

Heh nothing personnel kid

>Betances is good fool
Yeah, I stopped reading there.

Dallas is a shit hole. Amarillo is best.

Put them against the Diamondbacks

lmao wow! you guys sure are obsessed. Just wait until the Rangers turn it around and make it all the way from the wild card to win the World Series.... who will be laughing then?

oh now he's frog posting...

Y'all ain't even gonna make the wild card. Getting punked by the Braves as we speak.

Wow. I don't even have anything to say to that. You are simply beyond delusional that you circle yourself right round to being completely sane.

>ASSarillo
LMAOOOO literally /where/ the city.
*appears behind you*
master, i promise to go out only this once.

The Panhandle is fun because there is nobody around to bother you.

>twinks just barely keeping head above water

how's everyone's night been s far?

Twinks still owe me one after spotting them a WS win.

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>yet the Dodgers couldn't even win a series against the Padres

>"Closed Captioning for this game is brought to you by Wienerschnitzel"

the blue jays died a slow death in the rain

>detoilet

>red sox win

>not by %
top pleb

Barves or Methinals fan?

Detroit is going to be really good next year. Mark my words.

>red sox cheated

It's only cheating if you get caught.

Quick rundown on this man's name