Ask a portuguese girl in the beach anything

Ask a portuguese girl in the beach anything

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moustache pic

Do you suck dicks?

Do you like カステラ

What do you use to cover your mustache from the water's salts?

post feet

Fuck off

Timestamp or GTFO

I support this

hairy bitches BTFO

Portugal?
Don't you mean Brazil?

Why do you like Sena so much

Qual a cor do seu buquine?

I love girls with hairy forearms

post timestamp on cleavage

biquine*

Vai mostrar um pouquinho de pele para seu "amigo" do outro lado do oceano?

I don't understand?

Are you cute?

is the beach nice

Vamos lá, não se fala de difícil. Nós dois sabemos que você quer saber qual sera nossa reação.

Yeah.

We joke about Portuguese people being hairy

The irony,right?

Once, a wise Frenchman told me this

"You don't want to meet Portuguese girls, for they have hairy mouths and assholes, and judging from the language they babble, it is hard to determine which is which"

Stop Bullying Portugal, you mad cunts

We are doing this for a long, long time. Make me stop!

Also, the mustache thing is not a meme. I dated a Portuguese girl and she waxed every weekend.

>Ask a portuguese girl in the beach anything
Forgot to say that you wouldn't replay to "anything"

Why do you lie?
You gain nothing from this...

WHERE IS YOUR MOUSTACHE?

She did not grow a perfect mustache. It was just fur over her mouth.
This make you feel better?

Also, she really wax every weekend. Some times she even wax me...

Do Portuguese girls have moustaches?

Mostre seus peito bonitinha ;)

pls be my gf. pls.

It's a meme.Only some old ladies(babushkas) have.

It's a meme you can't fight agaisn't because nobody wants to believe it

Why do Portugese girls have so big asses?

>peito
peitos.
I fix for you. There are more than one (i expect) so it's plural.
mundomulheres.com/depilacao-do-bigode-feminino-dicas/

I'm not interested then.

Good day.

Do you look like Sena

Are you asking if she looks like a Tibetan cartoon character?

Thanks Brazil :)

Yes.This was me when I was young

pics x

Also, don't use bonitinha. Diminutives sound little bit childish. (it's okay to call if she was your gf for some time)
Try something more Chad, like "minha princesa".
No

pics of what?

Marry me

That's me,here's another

Will you suck my cock.

it was a joke but i meant of you waxed

>That's me
Okay Beatriz. The original picture was taken in 2014. You should not even be lurking here...
Asian cock.
8==D

Male hair removal is not unusual in Brazil. most of us just shave down there... (seriously, too hot and humid here, you need to get off the fur)

My cock is 18cm.

Is this big in Europe???

>I dated a Portuguese girl and she waxed every weekend.
Missed a great opportunity to say that she got a Brazilian every weekend, amigo.

Dude, we dated for 2 years, almost live together.
Also, when i said that she was Portuguese, i mean that she was Brazilian with ancestry from Portugal (she even get double citizenship). Not that she was from Portugal.
Are you still pretending to be a girl in the beach?

No mate, it was a double entendre between Brazilian wax and Brazilian dick.

Would you be willing to brew me a galao every morning?

>Also, when i said that she was Portuguese, i mean that she was Brazilian with ancestry from Portugal

She's not portuguese then.Is That really what you people there think?Just because you have a fucking italian/portuguese/german or whatever grandmother doesn't make you portuguese

I think it depends on how much of your ancestry is portuguese; if both of your parents are Portuguese and you were born in Brazil, I think its safe to say you are Portuguese as well.

only if she was 100% european.
a mixed dude with a european grandfather the the rest - non-european will never ever be portuguese or italian or german.