What did she do to deserve a death like that?

What did she do to deserve a death like that?

She was part of this god awful movie

Her life was the crime

Was a worthless named character in a Jurassic Park movie. It's always a death sentence.

Jurassic Park movies are filled with undeserved deaths.

Pic related

she was in a shitty movie

Nothing? How come people don't bring up the same argument for the lawyer in JP1 or the guy that gets caught in a T-Rex tug of war, neither of those characters were particularly evil or anything but they get killed.

You only point this particular death out cuz it happened to a woman, a first for the series actually.

Yea seriously wtf
so over the top

Death comes to all.

well the lawyer does ditch the kids in the car when they're clearly in great danger

Based Eddie, holding that gas pedal down, saving the team right to the moment the t-rex got his leg.

>You only point this particular death out cuz it happened to a woman, a first for the series actually.

Holy shit, you're right. I never noticed.

>babysit two ungrateful white male brats
>your death is portrayed as humorous because you cramped their style

hollywood is sick

The lawyer is a weasel, not evil but not innocent by the terms of the movie. He is a lawyer after all. Nedry is a bad guy and dies a bad guy death and Muldoon sacrificed himself for the others. All good deaths. The girl in JW had no character and still dies in a bizarre manner.

I didn't get the impression that it was supposed to be funny at all. I just thought it was all shock value.

she was "evil", she was always on her phone, didn't give a shit about the kids and got them lost.

But yeah I agree her death was surprisingly brutal

What's them being white or male have to do with it?

it didnt even get the actress any decent parts - she ended up getting her tits out in some cheap historical thriller next movie

She's Supergirl's lesbian crush now at least according to my fanfics

Is that Lena Luthor?

I was so excited for a second...
Shame she looks nowhere near as hot and her boobs are saggy

yes

an unsung hero

She wasn't my qt brit gf
I could have saved her

Well the lawyer got his because he was a blood sucking kike. Hammond even calls him one in the movie if you remember the script.
Yeah, those were the days.

Yes.

You don't come to someone's place of work to personally invite them to a function, checking them over and biting your lip in the process, unless you want to get into bed with them. Just sayin'.

>Shame she looks nowhere near as hot and her boobs are saggy
refresh my memory.

I like the cut of your jib

Having the SADDEST boobs

She has mournful tits

As disappointing as Natalie Dormer's.

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Or Sam L Jackson who was the only competent in the bunch (between Spare No Expense guy and Nedry)

Meh, I like her face so I'm not bothered.

I hate memes that can be traced back to imdb.

Post more.

You must also be a fan of Jamie Pressly.

My Name is Earl is a great show.

Muldoon was great at his job, the problem was that no one listened to him... or thought to put the deadly deadly raptor's cage on an emergency backup generator.

Deflated balloons filled with sand

>You must also be a fan of Jamie Pressly.
What are you, some kind of homo?

She died so I could jack off

Wait...are you saying Jamie Pressly is ugly, you faggot?

It's was purely because the writers are hacks and they wanted the brain dead fucks filling the seats to remember there was a leopluradon in the water. So when he fucks up Monsanto Rex you think fuck that dinosaur is brutal I can believe that.

her breasts are a national disgrace

>tattoo

Nice try, subhuman.

It was deserved because he's bald.

She didnt sit on my face and insult my balls untill i came, that's why.

How did the raptors escape anyhow?

How did they know the electricity was out?

How did they cut through the fences anyway, even without electricity?

And why put the raptor cage so fucking close to the visitors hall?

Seek help.

keep sucking dick, aberration.

>finding women attractive makes you gay

lmao

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Why did you guys meme here she was in the movie for like 4 minutes

How exactly did she die again?

Emily Atack from The Inbetweeners got saggy flapjack tits.

>How did they know the electricity was out?

Because they were constantly testing the fences, pay attention to dialog.