Travel back in time to 1998

>travel back in time to 1998
>september 27th
>walking down the street
>see a church
>lot of people there
>seems like its a wedding
>enter the church
>see this

wat do?

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take a shit on the aisle and start masturbating

Enjoy watching Brendan JUST himself from the very beginning

yell "JUST!" and walk out

buy 10000x stock in apple in his name

We have to save him bros

He had a bad taste in women. She's not good looking

Put Brendan in a coma. Prevent that bitch from ever doing the deed.

ok mr high standards

She's a succubus so it doesn't matter how attractive she is.

i read this in trump's voice

>pull him aside
>show him the memes I've saved on my magical iPhone because I'm from the future
>he ask who I am
>tell him the President Trump sent me
>fart then walk away

This desu senpai senpaitachi.

reminder this used to be him

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Throw a shuriken at her throat, turn 360 degrees and teleport away.

She is, but look at her eyes. She's so in love with the celebrity life. Look at brendans eyes. They're deep, a bit wall-eyed, sure, but they're deep nonetheless. I think he wrongly thought his wife at the time understood him. The poor guy.

YELL JUST
and weep because I know his future.

Won't do anything because I respect the time line and respect the future memes to come out of his life.

>priest: Are there any objections to this bond in the eyes of God?
>"AYE HOL UP F A M"
>roll in a projector
>blast this picture on the church wall
>gasps arise in the crowd
>scream JUST
>Brendan runs out

>smaller censor

kekd

Warn Brendan in advance not to upset the illuminati. Just attend a few satanic rituals and play along.

I would feel like doing the right think and tell him but Im not sure if I could live without the JUST meme

I wasn't even born in september 27th of 1998

FPBP

Invest in bitcoins then sell them a few days ago
also apple google ect

bump

I was at that wedding so there would be a time paradox

>run inside
>Yell "ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 4 YEARS FROM NOW, TERRORISTS WILL HIJACK 4 PASSENGER PLANES, CRASHING TWO INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, ONE INTO THE PENTAGON, AND THE FOURTH WILL CRASH IN PENNSYLVANIA WHEN THE PASSENGERS ATTEMPT TO RETAKE THE PLANE. OVER THREE THOUSAND WILL DIE AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS WILL PERISH IN THE ENSUING WAR THAT WILL SEEMINGLY NEVER END AND SERVE AS JUSTIFICATION FOR U.S. IMPERIALISM"
>run out

I always knew Brendan started these threads.

>O'CONNELL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!

Don't do anything.

It was probably a time traveling Sup Forums Brendenposter that went back trying to fix things that ended up fucking everything up in the fist place. Time travel is scary.

Run up to the altar and snap his fiance's neck. Then pick up her corpse and run away, have sex with it behind a dumpster just to know what sex feels like, then find my 2 year old self and smother him in the crib.

Brendan is finally freed and so am I.

Wouldn't killing your younger self negate everything you did?

it would drag me and his fiance into some hole in the space-time continuum

brendan would probably be okay

>he'd rather save thousands instead of saving Brendan from the JUST
you monster

IT'S YOUR CAREER, BRENDAN, SOMETHING'S GOTTA' BE DONE ABOUT YOUR CAREER

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He looked like he enjoyed this interview, and he said he own a horse. I think he's unjusting himself already.

DON'T BEFRIEND GINO, BRENDAN

IT WILL ALL BACKFIRE

>there's will never be a Back to the Brendan movie where anons attempt to save him

leave church

prevent 9/11

Offer him a toothpick

>4 years from now

lol u troll

>spends money on expensive shit like a horse

JUST

kek

Shot that biatch with my Five Seven, then yell "TSUJ"