Chancellor Palpatine, Anakin is evil!

Chancellor Palpatine, Anakin is evil!

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IN MY OPINION I AM EVIL

Does Obi-wan ever actually talk to Palpatine in the movies?

>don't worry chancellor Sith Lords are our speciality

Funny he says that, considering how Dooku completely destroyed both of them in their previous battle, and Obi Wan was rekd in that battle again.

Samefag autobot shil.

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

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Are you retarded?

>Sith Lords are his speciality
>fought them only twice in his lifetime
>tied 1-1 against Darth Maul
>lost 2-0 against Duku
>had the man advantage in both contests

Really makes you go hmm

>implying he wasnt playing advanced 57 dimension chess this whole time

>tied 1-1 against Darth Maul
he fucking cut him in half while having the LOWER ground maulfag

>he fucking cut him in half
Dead is dead, doesn't matter how brutal the kill is. It was Sith 1, Jedi 1 at the end.

>while having the lower ground
Because Maul never learned the Light Side technique of "swing at the guy while he jumps over you and can't dodge or block because he's flipping" that Obi-Wan later used against Anakin. The High Ground only matters if you learned the right moves to take advantage

>maulfag
I don't even like star wars

Yet here you are

Um he's actually EMPEROR Palpatine not Chancellor

You literally just watched him become Emperor

You even called him Emperor yourself

>The High Ground only matters if you learned the right moves to take advantage

What about the fucking droid attack on the goddamn Wookies?

Making fun of star wars is fun as fuck

>The High Ground only matters if you learned the right moves to take advantage

Why didnt Obi Wan teach Windo and co the right techniques so they could beat Sheev?

Who truly had the high ground?

doesn't mean Liam Neeson didn't get rekt

They were obviously paralyzed by Sheev's Sith Growl, because they all just stood there and did nothing while Sheev very slowly killed two of them. It's the only explanation that makes sense given that the Jedi are usually supernaturally fast and skilled.

Obi-Wan had nothing to do with Qui-Gon being the worst Jedi ever

>lost
>2-0

If he lost two and on won none, he's 0-2.

>implying Obi-Wan wasn't the actual Sith Lord

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A SITH LORD?

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>tied 1-1 against Darth Maul

How are they tied when Obi-Wan literally cut him in half you stupid meme faggot?

And he did that despite having the low ground

From a certain point of view Obiwan had the high ground

my brain is full of fuck

>certain point of view
So does this mean Obiwan literally get that from Anakin? Did Palpatine indirectly influence Obiwan this way?

Because it was 2v1 and Qui-Gon was killed.

Dark Side warriors are the purist living beings in the SW universe. The Jedi are a passive and sterile death cult.

Whoa, what did Lucas mean by this?

nothing is purer than my twilek waifu

Obi-Wan beat the fucking chosen one in a one on one duel, he's literally the strongest jedi

He literally trained Anakin and knew all of his moves aswell as Anakin being at full cuck the whole fight. Had he been using fight techniques Obi Wan didnt know or been in the right mindset he could have crushed Obi

it was to enslave them to build the death star