Harry, did I ever tell you about time-turners? They are magical devices that allow the user to travel back in time...

>Harry, did I ever tell you about time-turners? They are magical devices that allow the user to travel back in time. As you and your friends discovered when you saved Buckbeak, this incredible power can even prevent someone from being killed! Although the Ministry had a whole closet full of time-turners, we never used them to stop Voldemort. We could have saved thousands of peoples lives, your parents among them, but it's simply too dangerous. Time-turners must only be used in the rare case that a little girl wants to take extra classes one semester. And only if they are good friends.

bravo rowling

inb4 copypasta

>Harry did I ever tell you you're the main character in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following you and your pals from Hogwarts Academy as you fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. Your series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
>"Well said, Harry. Well said.... HOWEEEEEEEVEEEEER"
>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of your books by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When they read your books, they are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
What did he mean by this?

HAHAH GET IT LADS
LIKE THE STAR WARS SHIT
BUT FOR ANOTHER INFANTILIZED PIECE OF MEDIA

I... Stretch my legs again... Too see if I'd still feel...

it wouldn't have changed anything, time turners don't change the past

Don't risk it, because it didn't work. How do I know? Because Voldy existed, didn't he? No matter what I do, I can't change that. Hell, if I go back, I may very well have helped him become what he was. Or I died along the way. 12 Monkeys.

They do now, stupid cow fucked it up.

shut up daga

Cursed Child is canon, user

She could have easily explained why they couldn't use them for anything other than trivial shit like taking extra classes. It's not like fucking around with the timeline doesn't cause all sorts of reality-fucking paradoxes.

Or she could have just given an easy ITS FUCKIN MAGIC explanation that there is a conservation of energy in all things, and that if you change the timeline and bring someone back from the dead, then someone else will die in their place.

>Time-turners must only be used in the rare case that a little girl wants to take extra classes one semester.

Exactly, it's the only thing mundane enough that it wouldn't create dangerous time paradoxes.

lmao that's stupid a little girl traveling back in time could still create paradoxes even if she didn't mean to, there is nothing less dangerous about it

This shit needs to stop. There are about a million and one explanations as to why that wouldn't work.

There are enough plot holes in the Harry Potter series without trying to force one here.

>This shit needs to stop. There are about a million and one explanations as to why that wouldn't work.

name ONE faggot

Time turners weren't too bad until the shiftiest that was The Cursed Child. what a stupid cunt.

*BRRRRRRRRRAP*

This can be easily explained through magic OP

But I wouldn't expect a pleb like you to understand, I bet you didn't even read the books, HA!

>Combining pastas
Gets me errytiem.

Time turners cant change anything, the one that hermione has and 99.9% of the ones the minsitry had bravo Sup Forums

This shit is getting out of control

But you can't create paradoxes.