Ask a Jew anything

Ask a Jew anything.

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Hey jude

Don't make it bad.

Nu?

w-why

take a sad song and make it better

Why are you so evil?

What are the basics and the rules of your religion?

What is your favorite food?

Why people hate you?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why aren't you in Israel?

hey neighbor

whats your sleeve number

Hi, how's it going?

How come you guys are so well connected, organised and united in your goal of enslaving us?

Can I join the clan?

Will you ever answer?

fuck off!?!?

Your thoughts on Jesus?

Why are jews so nepotistic?

Timestamp and proof you are heeb.

>Hey jude
Don't make it bad.

do you wash your dick?

not OP but i'm a jew (not religious though)

there's one God, everyone has their own relationship with God, we're all born free of sin unlike in Christianity, no pork, respect your ancestors/older people, be circumcized etc

My fav food is tortellini probably, I make it every week, I make a sweet sauce sort of like goulash.

I guess people think we run the world and want to kill all white people. They base this on "Jewish teachings about goyim being inferior blah blah" which is entirely untrue. Anyone can become a Jew if they convert yadda yadda

yes, you can convert but it's a long process. Talk to a rabbi

A good man, but he was not the messiah

I can't explain this, it's just something that's happened I guess. I'm sure you believe the memes about us so I won't waste my time looking into it to spoonfeed you

Please clarify for the uninformed that you are a cultural American Jew, not an actual religious Jew. They are not the same group at all.

>A good man, but he was not the messiah

Then explain how he rose from the dead

why do you prefer tortellini over ravioli?

is the sweet sauce basically tomoato sauce + vegetables?

I find that 99% of all tortellini / ravioli is utter garbage dry meat/cheese paste... with the exception of spinach or ricotta

Fuck off kike, your kind isn't welcome here.

i like that tortellini are bite size, i actually hate ravioli. The saus I make is tomato and basil sauce, yellow, red and green peppers, small bits of carrots , ground beef and a bit of barbeque sauce (makes the sauce a bit sweet). It's good :)

What do Jews think of Buddhism

OP here. I left. Didn't think the thread was gonna get any responses. I'll start responding.

I'm more of a chaotic neutral.

Only one god and that is god.

Shrimp

Because they jelly

How true are jewish stereotypes on yourself?
Are you funny? Rich? Large nose? Own a bank?

fuck jews

None. The gentiles do it for us.

fairly certain OP is from Sup Forums

not op but I'm Jewish

>i can't say
>No, and I grew up pretty poor
>Not huge but not small either

I have a seat in the NWO

I have a seat on the NWO. I'm low ranking however.

It's eh. Same way we feel about other religions.

Can you get me a qt jewsh gf?
When is the NWO coming tho.


Whats your opinion on h3h3?
youtube.com/watch?v=aGAxKpNWIA0

Probably not.

It's always been here.


Don't care.

I have read somewhere that you people thank lord for making you male, instead of female, in the morning. Why so?

Would you want to be a woman? And if you are one, which number wife are you?