We beg for money, but it's done sarcastically so that means we have integrity

>we beg for money, but it's done sarcastically so that means we have integrity

What other things about RLM really make you think?

that they think TDKR, the worst of the nolan batman movies, is the best of the nolan batman movies

that they described Jurassic World, one of the worst examples of hollywood rebooting, as one of their favorite movies ever

they pretend to be tired with capeshit but that's 60% of all they review and the only movies they ever like and the only movies they get excited about reviewing

that rogue one is a better film than TFA by every single metric by which a film can be measured and yet they lavished TFA with worship but have chimped out in 4 videos about how much they dislike Rogue One

that they themselves are dumb consumerist nerds who only talk about comic books and star wars but somehow feel superior to, and make videos mocking, other dumb consumerist nerds who only talk about comic books and star wars.

FUCK OFF

>rogue one is a better film than TFA by every single metric by which a film can be measured

TFA's characters were entertaining to watch and had character development
Rogue One's characters are nonexistent and you don't even remember most of their names

What do you think Mike's cock tastes like?

TFA's characters were objectively shit and were a pain to watch on screen and none of them had character development.

>I bypassed the character development!

Hmm, so deep. Anyway, the characters in TFA are poorly written and lack character development.

Finn is a shit and inconsistent character. Beside the fact that Finn and Poe were originally one character in the script that Disney split into two characters to sell more toys (ever wonder why Poe disappears for an hour and a half after the plane crash? He was never meant to be a character and the writers had nothing for him to do), Finn's character makes no sense. He's praised as one of the best stormtroopers and Captain Plasma trusts him, yet he's never actually done anything and has never shot anyone. And despite being abducted as a child into the First Order as a child soldier and raised entirely in that environment, his persona is that of some frat dude who grew up a normal life (WHOO HOO WHOO HOO Hey, gotta cute boyfriend? *quips* *quips* *quips*). Someone who was raised since birth in a military cult, who had never had a name other than "FN-2187", and was completely serrated from normal society would not act like that. He also has no character arc, his character merely fluctuates between "coward" and "brave" every other scene.

Poe is a shit character. It's difficult to even write about him because he was never meant to be in the script and thus only has like 15 minutes of screen time. But this is what we know about his character:
>opening scene of movie
>Poe just saw Kylo Ren slaughter an entire village of people
>immediately runs up to Kylo Ren
>quips "Hehe, so who talks first, me or you? *looks into camera and grins*"
Poe is garbage.

>and had character development
Finn goes from indoctrinated-from childhood-slave to wise cracking american black man faster than you can say "TFA is worse than Rogue One.

>ignoring kylo ren in all of your shitposts about there being no character development

Rey is a shit character. Without even going into how shrill and unpleasant her voice is, she is unironically a Mary Sue who is able to do everything perfectly with no semblance of struggle. Rey, someone who has never held a lightsaber before and only found out about her force sensitivity 30 seconds ago, was able to handily defeat Kylo Ren, a trained lightsaber and force user who has been hunting and killing Jedi all across the galaxy. TFA in general is a 150 million dollar fanfiction film, but Rey really drives this home. She reminds me of some preteen kid pretending he's dragon ball Z character ("oh yeah well I'm even stronger than Goku and I have a power level of 80 gazillion!"). Star Wars is now about power levels and the franchise has degenerated to the point where your power level increases if you yell. And what is her character arc? Angsty Mary Sue with plot armor transformed into.... angstry Mary Sue with plot armor?

Kylo Ren is a shit character. He's very similar to Rey in that he's a fanfiction insert, he's one of the nerd writers projecting himself into the film. He has no motivation and he's not an imposing villain at all. His role in the First Order makes no sense. Darth Vader was an important figure in the Empire because Anakin helped the Emperor take over the galaxy. But even then, many Imperial generals still thought it was weird that they had to put up with some crazy religious zealout (your ancient religion, etc). But what about Kylo Ren? What is some 17 year old assassin one of the top ranking First Order leaders, on par with General Hux? Why would a military dictatorship like the First Order entrust military strategy to some low IQ warrior? Combat and military strategy are different.

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Both TFA awakens and rogue one were shit, TFA was irritating shit, rogue one was boring and fan pandering shit

Han Solo isn't a shit character but he has no business being in this movie other than being trailer-bait and convincing middle aged people to get into the theaters. His story ended in the early parts of Return of the Jedi, he has no relevance anymore. And putting him in this movie actually destroys his character arc in the original movies. Han started off as the immature rogue who trusts no one, then grows over the next 3 movies and you can actually believe that he and Leia could settle down and be together. But in The Force Awakens, we learn that his character development was all a farce and that he immediately leaves Leia and runs away. His character has been ruined by bad writing just to sell more Han toys. Much of the same can be said about Leia as well. Her character arc was destroyed and now she's just some sad, lonely old lady.

Captain Phasma is a shit character. She's advertised as the new Boba Fett and her costume is meant to resemble Boba Fett (and possibly resemble a Dark Trooper outfit as well). And yet she's incredibly unitelligent and incompetant. She considers FN-2187 one of her most trustworthy soldiers even though FN-2187 has literally never done anything correctly and doesn't perform his duties as a soldier. And her defense of Star Killer base consists of her getting tied up in a slapstick JJ hack Abrams interrogation scene in which she instantly caves in and lowers the shields of the base that she was charged with defending. Boba Fett said two words in the entire Original Trilogly and was eaten by a space vagina and yet he is many times more interesting, developed, and imposing than Captain Phasma.

The characters in The Force Awakens are objectively terrible. How anyone can be excited to watch two more 2 and a half hour movies with these lazy turds is beyond me.

>according to RLM drones, Mike calling people out he disagrees with isn't butthurt, but anons calling Mike out IS butthurt.

RLM drones are as hypocritical as RLM.
It's like poetry. Every sheep thinks the same thing as the last one.

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it's not done sarcastically, they are trying to finance themselves

>>itt Butthurt numales keep giving them free plubs

at least they sell shit that's useful like bottle openers and glasses and not crates full of random items.

Why does Mike get so mad when we make fun of his penis?

Why are there so many threads on these idiotic plebs on Sup Forums constantly?

Because Sup Forums is filled with idiotic plebs?

Wisconsin cheese.
t. Fellow midwesterner

>that they themselves are dumb consumerist nerds who only talk about comic books and star wars but somehow feel superior to, and make videos mocking, other dumb consumerist nerds who only talk about comic books and star wars.
To be fair they're mocking those that do so superficially and don't actually enjoy or care about it.

I just figured it out. Mike looks like a fat David Schwimmer.