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Nadalwinslol
I miss you
>2 posts early
I thought Penus had AIDS and was retiring
whens coco
>kills a woman
>is allowed to compete
someone explain this
No one likes your threads kys numale dinner thief scum
Be patience, Euroboy. He'll reemerge to us soon.
sloane lookin' smokin'
>fake hair
>could care less
>yfw zverev is going to qualify for the world tour finals
Slams should be the only points that are counted
makes cumming on her face less of an problem
b-but she does fine women's clothes and speaks like three thousand languages!
I like my threads quite a bit. Plus the only pipo whomst like u're thread is El krautistANO and the swiss with legit autism
no matter who loses america wins
God bless America!
Anyone got a stream?
>venue empty as shit for semifinals
>it won't get much better because it's just WTA today
That's why pay equality is a meme
>sloane is dating jozy altidore
Why doesn't she go back to being chalk'd by Succ?
why americans suck in tennis, except for girly?
yes
Serving like a man works great for WTA, while it's just what you should be doing at ATP.
There he goes again. Everyone laugh. He is such a funny guy.
Americans of talent gravitate towards sports with the most money and notice.
Tennis ranks very low on those here for men, but is basically the highest for female athletes.
idgi it wasn't supposed to be funny
Venus playing like shit
She does that later in tournaments the last year or so. She is old, you know.
>24 minute first set
>semifinals
>women's "tennis"
Just like Federer and makes just as many UE
And she has that autoimmune thing.
Do you think Raonic has autism?
youtube.com
>didn't expect 37 year old Venus Williams playing against 24 year old Sloan Stephens with more speed, endurance, and thirst for the championship to look bad.
It's dead in here. Does nobody care about women's tennis?
busy watching no time for Sup Forums
but more realistically, the NFL starts tonight
literally no
People care about Coco
I actually want Venus to win one more but she keeps running out of steam in the semis and the rare occasions, finals.
Its kinda sad. She needs to hit up lil sis dealers for better stuff.
>WTA consistency
Is Denis an arthouse fan?
Too late for us yuros. We care.
Yes I figured the Euros would care, but where my Ameribrahs at?
She looks like his mother desu
Denis the playboy
Probably this NFL.
Here. Too busy witnessing the comeback.
I mean I know I'm only watching this until that starts. I'm actually from New England, but I'd watch the first game over the season over women's semis anyways.
Thought you were gonna be gone for rest of uso pen
Sloane giving me jungle fever desu
It's like the world athletic championships all over again.
your country never touched the #1 spot
watch out /tennis/ Gabe is ruthless tonight
Federer is like the most valuable sportsperson of all time or something I swear
sloane mom is a fox
Kc lifelong
PORTUGLAZE BTFO
Yes, but the average NFL/NBA/MLB player makes much more than your average tennis player.
Tennis is actually a fiscal struggle for a lot of pros. You can be some shit awful NFL player who is still making over 500k a year
I miss when Andy Roddick used to do drunken commentary on periscope
>she's dating jozy altidore
You just know this bitch can't finish.
Tfw he answered my question once
>this quintessential WTA scoreline
So what will the final set score look like?
Sloane is not a bad name desu, she must not be from the ghetto
he blocked me for asking about mandy moore ;_;
Sloane 6-1, 1-6, 6-2
I can't stop thinking that it's C.W. McCall's dog's name. youtu.be
Women tennis is fucking retarded
True. Fuck being a satellite pro. Not seeing your friends, family for months playing shitty challenger tourneys in Mogadishu for a pay check
C can you give us some backstory
It's weird how UA is in 98% of American sports but only two tennis players wear it
how is that weird? they are a shit small company. you could make the same observation how only 3 nba players wear their products, or only 10 mlb players, etc
*Cucks your dad*
>Venus asking for a banana
Tennis is a world sport
For those watching ESPN: those Federer acting skills though.
Lies they sponsor Auburn, UCLA and Cal State.
Guys I played decent today at the club tryouts. No friends yet but it was a good start
tell me where I lied
Didn't mean to@ you homeboy
Should I cancel tomorrow's date with my girlfriend to watch Del GOATro?
I'm scared he will choke.
It's cool man you'll make true friends in tennis!
Well done chief. What was the score?
I'm in the exact same situation my white compadre
Maybe I'll chill at her house and watch the game while cuddling
>tfw gf feels are everything I hoped for and more
You don't need womyn when you have tennis
Kekekekeke I liked the commercial tßh
Are they rochas?
We just hit around and played drop hit singles points it was gay af tbqh but I won every game I played. Not bad for barely playing the last two years. Muscle memory I guess. Lifting has helped too
Sheesh, could the ESPN commentary be any more in favor of Venus?
"Being involved in a fatal car crash, that's adversity. "
"I like that look of pain on Sloane's face."
Seriously, they're making McEnroe's coverage look clinical.
A FUCKING SWISS TENNIS PLAYER
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
goddamn traitors
1-6
6-0
2-2 (in progress)
explain this
I started doing 4 sets of 8 reps and dog damn that shit is tough
I tried that once. Didn't go well because she hates tennis.
>tfw no rocha girlfriend to watch tennis with
>tfw the only two girlfriends I've had were of german ancestry
Why even live?
>I like that look of pain on Sloane's face
That was because she's been a little bitch whenever she gets close to losing or it's not going her way. She's been like that for years. She looks like she gives a shit this time (moreso than she used to).
>"I like that look of pain on Sloane's face."
UMM RACIST AND MISOGYNIST MUCH?
THAT WAS SAID BY A WHITE MALE WHOS ANCESTORS PROBABLY OWN SLAVES AND WHIPPED THEM TO GET THAT PAINED LOOK
WTA
Wow anonymous can you believe roast solo just texted me
No way! What did she send you??
...
Ruh roh
She is engaged?