What does the Midwest want?

It doesn't seem to vote along the party line like the coasts or the south.

What do the Midwesterners want?

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To be left alone.

That's right Jay

fpbp

I want a Mike and Jay cuddling tape tbqh

to be funnnnn

Midwest is totally content on the basics. They want to be left alone (or failing that, bribed) by the federal government and entertainment that doesn't suck.
That's it.

youth and recklessness.

Midwest needs robotic farming

That's deep normiecore

peace and quiet desu

>robotic farming

Elon Musk becomes the new Seigneur of the Midwest, and all displaced workers go on welfare?

Beer, to be left alone

Wisconsin and Iowa fuck up the Midwest. They're the equivalent of the northwest. A situation where people are liberal because they are far removed from the destruction and changes wrought by liberalism.

These are people who call themselves conservative democrats.

who is this lad i know i have seen him before

What the fuck why does he have five fingers??

>Wisconsin and Iowa fuck up the Midwest.

And Minnesota.

And Illinois.

To ship them niggers back

Hey fuck you buddy Wisconsin is both a swing state and has done fine with a mix of left and right at the state level, it's not our fault the rest of you fuck it up.

When you say "Illinois", you mean "Chicago"

Chicago a shit

t. south illinois

They want their manufacturing back.

i grew up in Cali, lived there until 2000. i've been in the midwest (michiana area) for 13 years (lived in NE for 3). Yes, we want to be left alone. I.e., fuck off with your liberal insanity.

think you mean Susan

We want you to fuck off; we're full.

Become engineers and send all the illegals back

>left alone

That's why I bought property in the MO Ozarks

This. Just let our states make the laws not the Fed.

>Michigan
>Unemployment rate

:(

Yeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiii

This please

do... do you not?

MORE NEIL BREEN MOVIES!

Iowa needs none of you. You all need Iowa.

Michigan is not part of the Midwest

Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio are rustnigger states.

To tell the costal cunts to fuck off and let us farm, educate with mostly uncucked universities (Thanks Missou), and make armaments in peace. Fuck taxes, fuck the ocean, and fuck the memeiors.

Non-corrupt Governors?

You must be from Ohio or some other nightmare spawned by legislative shitposting.

The true Midwest votes republican, ur thinking of those faggy Ohio valley and Great Lake cucks

This so much.

Watch your tongues when you talk about gods country, shit dicks.

our own wall

>What do the Midwesterners want?
More episodes of Prairie Home Companion

>tfw the recent BotW didn't have Mike in

>Urban genetics

People up here generally want space fdom eachother.
They're very nice people and usually not really racist, although most people up here don't like Somalians.

>t. Mexican living in the upper Midwest

From Nebraska
We want values and accountability
What this means is: even if you uphold the Republican values, if you can't account for how you've held up those values, we'll vote for someone else.
You don't need to agree with all of the Republican values on a one-to-one bases if you have some of your own. But you still need to be accountable for those too

He died in a car crash and they've been trying to cover it up as long as possible so they can sell the company while it's still worth something.

his twitter vanished a couple of weeks ago, too

This.

Midwestern raised, can confirm. Everyone needs to fuck the fuck off or shit is going to get violent in a way none of you stupid fucking niggers can imagine.
Don't fuck with the midwest.

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if you hear spanish, run

You cucks need to learn how to drive.

And ketchup, with its natural mellowing agents.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY IRON BRO?
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH HEMATITE?

That was somehow more autistic and less funny than Sam Hyde

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this rite here. an I wannit too

is it because you're not a grandma or grandpa?
the message is for them

Midwesterner here it's true, we don't really hate our minorities too much the Mexicans we get up here are usually pretty family oriented and hard workers. But Somalians are dirt and I've never met someone up here who doesn't know it.

Generally to be left alone to waste away drinking beer and watching college football. It's a decadent life I don't want a part of

Blame labor unions from manufacturing. It created an almost monolithic block of democratic voters that only vote D regardless of who is running, regardless of how crooked (ie: Chicago) who would never vote R because, and I quote, "what have the Republicans ever done for me, donchaknow"

Welcome to the Midwest. Leaving WI was the best thing I ever did.

Have a gun, industry equipment, and a lot of land to bury someone
On every farm

Jobs.

t. Grew up in Missouri

Look at the ethnic origins of the whites living in the midwest and compare that to the ethnic origins of whites living in the south, far west, and new england.


Then you'll know what they want (those with similar ethnic origins will vote for the same shit because genetics).

>guns
>beer
>glorious farmland
>detroit to turn back into a farmland; fuck those abandoned ruins

>What does the Midwest want?

To do as much meth as humanly possible.

We already do that.

SIU was amazing in the 90s. Now it's all niggers bussed down for free schooling.

Got us confused with the mountain states out west leafbro, everybody loves heroin here.

I can confirm Madison is to blame it is the socialist headquarters of the Midwest. (I live 30 miles away)