Shit that never happened, but Sup Forums likes to say constantly:

shit that never happened, but Sup Forums likes to say constantly:

>when i went to see this and he took off his mask the whole theater burst out laughing

>people actually think tfa is bad movie
always gives me a good kek

That loppy eared dipshit has zero gravitas. I didn't laugh, I just kinda of shook my head. Might as well have been roger rabbit under the mask.

I like DC movies

Some 6 year old lost his mind bawling when Han Solo died. His dad had to carry him out sobbing. Confirmed to be a great Star Wars film.

>when i went to the theatre and bypassed the no singles policy with the hold extra coat trick

that shit never fucking works and now the local has a photo of me behind their counter so all the employees know.

People were chuckling through the whole second half of the movie in my theatre. But then I do live in Russia and the mouse has no power here.

Did you lean over and tell him about Hans Olo his genetically identical clone from Swedeooine?

upboated

So wear a disguise next time idiot

Get it together retards, you guys can't even help yourselves from showcasing your plebbitry. I bet you go around asking celebrities for autographs like roving ass kissers. I don't even ask for autographs, I ask for kinographs.

what the fuck are you talking about

Well not only did my friends and I laugh, but I did hear someone's child I think it was little girl giggle. Kylo Ren was a mistake.

>normies laughed at k2so scenes
Literally no one laughed, the movie always had an awkward second long pause whenever k2so tried to be funny.

>The Force Awakens and Rogue One were good
Dunno why lol u people say that

It was not the whole theater, but it most certainly happened.

>they still can't let it go

Say it with me: "It never happened. It was a delusion I concocted in my mind to fit in on Sup Forums."

No. I remember it quite well. A lot of people laughed uncomfortably during the unmasking.

ANY story on Sup Forums about "standing up" to a black person, Jew, or woman is completely 100% fake

>the mouse has no power here.

I was playing a star wars strategy game today and managed to get Chewbacca killed. I was bummed, and realized that I was more bummed than I should have been.

Yesterday I got Lando killed. Zero out of 1488 fucks given!

transparent damage control desu

the black people ones are fake

and probably 50% of the standing up to women

but 90% of the standing up to jews stories are true

Lando was like the worst possible action figure you could get. I mean what the hell does he even do, just walk around that city and be black.

Hurr durr I'm lying on Sup Forums.

I literally fell asleep while watching [insert movie] in the movie theater.

Literally 2/10.

Literally

sure thing user keep living that fantasy

>Never Relaxies
>Relaxies
Typical nigger lingo

the old lady next to me almost died from a heart attack laughing and the medics had to come in and escort her out, I dont remember what happened after that because I guy with a trenchcoat came in and started shooting at the screen

dumb phoneposter

I'm on my laptop you idiot.

>Hurr durr I'm lying on Sup Forums.
I don't even frequent Sup Forums. Why would I want to "fit in"?

Just accept that truly horrible or not, that Adam guy's face just collided with the supposed high tension of this scene.

I might not have given a fuck about him, but he's a decent enough character. First of all it's nice to see that someone in the galaxy has friends because after seeing Luke, Ben, and Leia in the first movie it kind of seems like everyone's a loner. I guess you could say Chewbacca and Han are friends or R2 and 3PO. but those friendships have a pet/lover vibe going on. Somebody's gotta be doing the big pimping resource extraction operations.

gotem

That did happen though.

>that Adam guy's face just collided with the supposed high tension of this scene.
this

>implying we're not IRL microaggressing hard as a mufucker
Don't make me misgender you, bitch