Claims to be red pilled

>claims to be red pilled

>doesn't go bike riding with his girlfriend

Explain yourselves neckbeards

>have car
>still prefer traveling with a less civilized manner

my 501 label always cracks in the same manner. what's up with that?

Bikes are for niggers

>helmet

g00d g0y

I think your girlfriend needs to go back senpai

>not using clipless pedals

g00d g0y

>Claims to be redpilled.
>Lives in an urban area.
>Owns a bike.
>Houses a brown woman that he doesn't own.
Anything else I'm missing?

your gf is a spic

>choose bike when I have a motorized steel cage.
>red pilled

Get over yourself slow fag. Move over for the big boys.

I fucking hate bicyclists

Bike riding with your family is great bonding time and the proper way to build a family. Good for you OP. The family is the most important thing in todays age.

But I do go for bike rides with my fiance all the time checkmate

No. Bike riders are scum and should be gassed.

Kill yourself fag.

>living in Oregon

Fucking cyclists act like its a big deal they ride a bicycle, and its pathetic; 5 year olds ride bicycles. Almost everybody can ride a bicycle. What's the big fucking deal.

>non-white girlfriend

bikes are master race
>low impact exercise that's good for you and won't mess up bones/joints
>psychological benefits too
>doesn't pollute the world with the fossil jew

>claims to be redpilled
>rides a bike without an engine
topkek

>environmentally aware but still burns coal.

At least your spic GF has a nice ass.

fat fucks getting triggered when they see someone on a bike

>girlfriend

>pollution is civilized

coming to a complete stop on a bike is the equivalent of turning off a car at every stop

that's why we do those things at our own risk

>claims to be red-pilled
>caved into the vaginal jew

Explain yourself.

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Let me tell you about Tower Hamlets, East London.

nice e-card grandma

I never ride my bike in the city, only in the mountains or the desert.

> hurr durr i cant get a gf so ill project my insecurities onto others who can

Back to /r9k/ m8.

>helmet
You are a fucking disgrace to everyone who has ever gone bike riding.

>cyclist
kysmm

lol riding a bike decreases sperm count

have fun cuck

At least your dindu gf will have no problem "acquiring" you another bike if you lose yours.

This, bicyclists are fucking faggots.

>Bicycle
>In the road
Go jump into a meat grinder

>equivalent of turning off a car at every stop
Strange how cars have been doing that since 2010 in order to improve fuel economy

Thats a nigger, explain yourself race traitor.

I nearly hit some faggot and his stupid bitch who were taking up both lanes in a small street in Los Angeles.

There was a car blocking my view where I needed to take a turn and as I was moving up I see the guy in the other lane but was still too close for my car when suddenly some dumb bitch zooms by in the lane I was turning into and swerving with her bike out of the way.

Then these morons always wonder why the end up dead.

I KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SWERVE IN A ONE FUCKING LANE FOR THESE TIGHT PANTS, COCK GOBBLING RETARDS.