*bullies your band and tells you how terrible you are in the studio*

*bullies your band and tells you how terrible you are in the studio*
*hangs a single radioshack microphone from the ceiling plugged into a tascam 4 track cassette recorder for authenticity*
*pushes everything way down in the mix*
*spends the rest of the recording session playing Scrabble*

that'll be $25000 please

>*bullies your band and tells you how terrible you are in the studio*
Never happened. Albini is a professional in the studio. However, he'll happily talk shit about you after you're done working with him.

*blows second mortgage in online poker*
Running a studio is hard work

*confesses his appreciation for European child porn in a journal that is still available to read by anybody on the internet*

>*bullies your band and tells you how terrible you are in the studio*

Who did he even do this to aside from Trent Reznor?

Just Tront. Everyone else who has worked with Albini says he's fine in the studio.

>appreciation
I think you're using the wrong word. If I remember correctly, he said something along the lines of "the kids seem to enjoy it. I don't get why it's illegal." If I'm wrong please correct me.

I don't give a shit, he can record my shitty noise-rock band and I'd probably be very happy with the result

He actually made Cloud Nothings - Attack on Memory sound great.

>They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.

*puts raw audio on rice*

>Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
Sounds like he read too much Foucault. He's extremely lucky that some tumblr cunt hasn't dug this up.

The latest Oxbow album was released with a limited edition book that had lyrics, notes, and photos detailing the writing and recording. It also had little blurbs from friends of the band writing out fun memories and anecdotes about how they know each other, and what they think of the music.

Albini worked with Oxbow before and wrote a brief letter about the guys. But the whole thing starts with him very deliberately explaining about how he doesn't actually know if the band spells its name "Oxbow" or "Ox Bow" and he refuses to trouble himself to find out before writing the rest of his letter.

Even when Albini is doing something nice, he has a fucking pathological need to be perceived as aloof and dickish. The irony being that once you have a few data points like this story, it paints a picture of someone who desperately cares more what you think about them way more than the average person.

Best fuckin guy.

Everyone has read that diary, tumblr included. He purchased magazines in a country where that stuff is legal. He gives no fucks.

>being this mad that you cant recreate his drum sound with a musicians friend mic kit in protools

Steve Albini is much too threatening and masculine for tumblr.

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Holy shit I remember that post

17735392555

Call and ask for Steve

Kevin wtf man!

Tyler is gonna get so mad. He just back from nyc too.

I just want to get an official release of Abini's In Color. Comon man.

I don't get why more bands don't hire him

because his albums sound like shit

>

He's probably charges a lot and is probably pretty busy as it is.

Electrical Audio's rates are actually reasonable but he is very busy

his best work is on Mono's "yearning" where he says "you're rolling"

It's called being punk rock. Actual punk rock, not like how people think they are punk now because they call Trump DRUMPF

i think tumblr wouldn't have to look that hard for reasons to hate steve

cringe as fuck

You're a pussy if you out can't handle people expressing themselves. Fuck off bitch!

>niggering everything in sight

i don't have a problem with ''people expressing themselves'' but punk subculture has always been cringe as fuck, no matter if it was left wing of nazi punk.

Thing is, though he might charge 25K, that'll be it. He wont take a percentage.
But yeah, this user is right.

I'd kill you if you were still worth the effort.