Have you guys been watching Planet Earth 2?

Have you guys been watching Planet Earth 2?

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so that's what he does all day

I was waiting for it to rip its head off, did the penguin at least die?

waiting on the 4k release pretty pissed off that they took all the effort of filming it in 4k and are taking so long to make it watchable

It's still being tenderly loved while the whale whispers sweet nothing into his ears.

When's it coming out on blu-ray?

I have the set from the first.

>whale

>me as the pelican bird thing in the middle on the second shot

>me as the sea lion in the back towards the left in the second shot

SEALED

What the fuck is wrong with the camera men? How can the watch an inter-species rape occur, and do nothing to stop it? Would they also stand idle, giddy as they recorded, as Aliens from Outer Space raped out women? It's sick.

No kidding what a fuckhead. Chase that dude off of that poor fucking penguin. Dude deserves rape.

>Would they also stand idle, giddy as they recorded, as Aliens from Outer Space raped out women?

the look on his face as he just mindlessly pumps away. oh my sweet jesus fuck i laughed too hard

Wa-was it rape...? Wtf i hate seal now!

BLUBBERED

>The seal ran up to the penguin and bumped it down. It lay on top of the penguin and started thrusting its hips in a copulatory fashion. The seal's erect penis was clearly visible. Two bouts of thrusting in a copulatory fashion was intermitted by a break during which the seal kept the penguin pinned to the ground with its flipper, but did not seem interested in it. Eventually, the seal got off the penguin, and the bird was able to get up and join a group of fellow king penguins on the beach.

>yfw he gets eaten afterwards, alive
Is there any worst animal off than the Penguin?

SEALED

holy shit

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>the one penguin runs off
>the other one stands there and just watches

What was their problem?

Jesus Christ nature is brutal

this at least makes me feel a little better about how my life is going

why go for the balls

>quite literally ripping its ass out
I didn't really need to see that

So let me get this straight
>penguin is pinned down by a walrus
>walrus rapes the fuck out of the penguin
>penguin is too weak/injured to even stand
>other birds take advantage of penguin's state and eat it alive
>other penguins just watch the whole time
>somehow white privilege is a legitimate problem that needs to be addressed

>one albatross starts ripping flesh out of the neck
>the other actually shoves its beak into the penguin's cloaca and begins ripping out flesh

Birds are fucking hardcore.....

Its not the same penguin, retard.

dont post that

Other birds, maybe?

i dunno m8 some birds are pretty cheeky

The way he tries to fight them off while already more than half dead is just too much.

>chance404.exe
NEO

>i get upset about not getting the girl i like while penguins are being raped by seals and then being eaten alive

jesus

WHOAH

>and are taking so long to make it watchable

Well you need time to release psyhically it because you're a fool if you think there's any reason to stream 4K content.

>"4K" streams
>Bitrates still lower than 1080p blurays

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>wtf i hate seal now!

Now? He literally admitted to power, pleasure and pain being a part of him decades ago.

What do you think the other penguins are saying?

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Sea lions are so fucking alpha.

You just know

they should've partnered with a tv provider for mutual benefits. directv has a 4k event channel which would've been perfect to put it on

wtf I hate nature now

>the kicking

Painted dogs are beautiful.

fuck that's crazy

Did you know their hunts end in success 90% of the time compared to a lions measly 11%?

No wonder some penguin just commit suicide by waddling into the center of the continent

fuck that life

They're the most successful land predators by a decent margin.

then why are they going extinct you faggot

Nature is Metal.

Hyenas?
They're all under least concern and not threatened.

For the same reason a loser like you gets to survive with a 0% hunting success rate.

This is by far the worst "Nature is fucking scary" attack I've seen

youtube.com/watch?v=7Vohz__7wtU

I could have sworn it was like 78% and only when they hunt in large packs

Sensible chuckle

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>still no final season
Mike Lazzo is cruel

everything just falling out

annoying cutting of the video, wanted to see them go up there and bring it down

youtube.com/watch?v=_sxDwxRMWAs

this is more kino

is it any surprise, after this, that some of their species would be woke as fuck?

wow, nature is amazing

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>"homosexuality is perfectly natural"
>"natural" includes widespread interspecies rape-homocide

really plumps my neuron dump

brehhhhhhhh

>it's g-good to be King

Anyone have that video of the dolphin trainer sucking the dolphin's dick?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

what a champion

What

those arent hyenas you retard

this is some close-up HD nasty ass shit

>PGTOW

They actually are you double retard

>eating the belly aka bacon part first

bet its was good

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Learn to spot the difference between a Hyena and an african wild dog retard.

a bit underrated

they look almost identical

Nature cuck

Cool story from some retard who's never been to africa.
But you're the expert and anyone who can't tell the difference from an animal they'll never see outside of a BBC documentary must be stupid, right? You fucking retard

I bet that piece of information will come to good use Never

Kek but also really made me think.
Kinda pissed me off when they say "muh wild life, we can't interfer" while watching an endagered species or some shit get torn to shreds. We humans are fucking up their enviroments anyway so why the fuck can't I walk over and smack that cunt seal in the head with a cricket bat. Fuck I hate biologists.

jfc take a chill pill u mad as fuck

not him but it seems to me it was pretty useful right now for calling you out

>male dolphin sex
pleb

Sex with a female dolphin(wild) is the patrician choice

How can white bois even complete?

The baby turtles being tricked by the lights of the city in the last episode was sad as hell. Getting crushed by cars and falling into sewers while people walk by.

He probably sees the mountain as freedom, something different, a new change he welcomes.

But his journey won't lead him to them, but maybe he will serve a greater purpose for the future of his kind.

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The worst is the zebra running with its guts hanging out.

Always get nauseous after watching it

Who /realest niggas/ here?

I'm pretty real

rape culture is real

>this fuckin thread
I need more

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Hahaha holy shit

why start with the dick?